
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
Latest episodes

Oct 6, 2024 • 51min
THE BENADRYL GNOME
A caller shares their journey from being adopted in Colombia to dealing with Benadryl-induced sleep paralysis demons. Adventures at Yosemite bring a cast of colorful characters to life. Another caller discusses an upcoming stay at a nudist colony in the Canary Islands, while humor abounds as yet another caller shares the story of discovering their cat's gender. The conversation explores identity, resilience, and finding joy in the unexpected, with a mix of introspective thoughts and playful banter.

Oct 2, 2024 • 55min
“DO YOU EVEN LIFT?”
A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe. I am going to watch the fish. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 29, 2024 • 58min
“I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE”
A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake.Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer.I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 25, 2024 • 45min
ANXIETY AND STUFF
I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene.I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 22, 2024 • 1h 1min
“I’M SEARCHING FOR BIGFOOT”
A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever. Then a caller bakes cakes to prevent their spiral into chaos and a locksmith reveals their crooked business operations.There is a Band-Aid in the pool. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 18, 2024 • 1h 2min
“I AM A TROUBLED DELIVERY MAN”
A UPS employee talks about workplace protest, rivalry amongst delivery drivers, and trying to have a good relationship with his daughter.Then a final caller and I talk about if you can always be happy or if you just have to suck sometimes.You have to try this chicken. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 15, 2024 • 57min
“I WORK AT AN AUSTRIAN HOMELESS SHELTER"
A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that.Later a caller makes new friends by running pinball tournaments and a final caller attempts to tell me what New England is.I need to do laundry. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 11, 2024 • 45min
“MY DAD IS BEING WEIRD IN THE GROUP CHAT”
A caller grapples with their father's awkward attempts to reconnect in a family group chat. The conversation dives into the allure of alternative lifestyles like OnlyFans and the challenges of traditional work culture. Listeners enjoy humorous anecdotes, including a caller's unexpected encounter at a Bigfoot festival that hints at a bizarre sex cult. There’s also a lighthearted discussion on the struggles of living with parents at 25 and a playful exploration of furry conventions, all wrapped in insightful reflections on identity and relationships.

Sep 8, 2024 • 1h 1min
“DOES LIFE GET EASIER?”
A caller questions if life will get easier after abandoning their religious childhood.Later a caller gets poop in their mouth, a Colombian caller reflects on the “American Dream”, and a final caller debates kicking their roommate out to escalate their love life.Time to cook a meal in my Easy-Bake Oven. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 4, 2024 • 1h
“I AM A SLINKY ARTIST”
I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.”Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sense of his roommate’s questionable historical memorabilia, and a final caller regrets getting into shape.I’ll see you at the county fair. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.