

Bertcast
Berty Boy Productions
Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.
Episodes
Mentioned books

Oct 6, 2022 • 2h 21min
# 540 - Matt Braunger & ME
Today, I sit down with comedian, Matt Braunger. We talk about Matt Marrying his manager, dropping Georgia off at college, getting stuck on a roller coaster, inspirational brands, his new special, and much more! Go to https://www.moment.co/mattbraunger for Matts brand new special “Doug” Follow MattInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/braunger Twitter: https://twitter.com/braunger This episode is brought to you by Whoop Go to http://www.whoop.com and enter code BERT to save 10% off. To join the 2 Bears, 0 Drinks Team: https://app.whoop.com/mobile-redir?code=COMM-2BEARS (Mobile only) This episode is also brought to you by Raycon earbuds. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/bertcast15 This episode is also brought to you by Lectric eBikes. Go to http://www.lectricebikes.com and use the code “BERT” for $100 off any purchase. This episode is also brought to you by Factor. Go to go.factor75.com/bert60 and use the code “bert60” for 60% off your first box. For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Berty Boy Productions: https://bertyboyproductions.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 5, 2022 • 1h 33min
# 539 - Dane Cook & ME
Today, I sit down with comedian, Dane Cook. We talk about our long history together, on screen sex scenes, Jessica Alba, betting on yourself, excitement vs anxiety, his new special, and much more! Go to https://www.moment.co/danecook?ref=homepage for Danes brand new special “Above It All” Follow DaneInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/danecook Twitter: https://twitter.com/DaneCook This episode is brought to you by Whoop Go to http://www.whoop.com and enter code BERT to save 10% off. To join the 2 Bears, 0 Drinks Team: https://app.whoop.com/mobile-redir?code=COMM-2BEARS (Mobile only) This episode is also sponsored by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at http://www.Manscaped.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Berty Boy Productions: https://bertyboyproductions.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 4, 2022 • 1h 7min
Something’s Burning - Jim Jefferies & Forrest Shaw Make a Bloomin’ Onion with Lamb Lollipops | S2 E03
Comedians, Jim Jefferies & Forrest Shaw hang out and watch me make a bloomin’ onion, Vegemite beer cheese dip, lamb lollipops, and an Oreo Vegemite cheesecake.Watch on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ7UrTZOar8Follow JimInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimjefferies Follow ForrestInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/forrestshaw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/forrestshaw Get Season 1 of Something’s Burning AND brand new merch at https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning BLOOMIN’ ONION INGREDIENTS
Sweet onion, like Vidalia
Flour
Cayenne pepper
Paprika
Dried thyme
Dried oregano
Ground cumin
Salt and pepper
Eggs
Whole milk
Frying oil
Steps
Slice pointy side of onion off, then peel. Place onion cut-side down on cutting board
Starting ½” from the root, make a downward cut all the way through. Continue all the way around the onion.
Combine flour, cayenne, paprika, thyme, oregano, cumin, and black pepper in one bowl
Combine eggs, milk, and one cup water; whisk
Place onion in a separate bowl, flower-up and pour the flour mixture all over, making sure to get all in between the “petals.”
Fully submerge floured onion in egg mixture, spooning it on top if necessary.
Repeat flour process
Heat at least 3” inches of frying oil in a Dutch oven
Carefully lower the onion into the oil; fry about 3-4 minutes.
Turn over and cook until golden brown.
Drain on paper towels before serving
VEGEMITE BEER CHEESE DIP INGREDIENTS
Flour
Salt
Unsalted butter
Milk
Beer
Vegemite
Mustard powder
Paprika
Chicken salt
Grated gouda
Steps
Melt butter in a sauce pan over medium heat
Add flour and stir, then lower heat to medium-low.
Add beer, stirring continuously.
Once thickened slightly, add milk and stir until thick again.
Add Vegemite, mustard powder, paprika, and chicken salt. Stir to combine and reduce heat to low.
Add grated cheese, one handful at a time. Stir quickly to combine before adding more handfuls.
Pour into serving dish.
LAMB LOLLIPOPS INGREDIENTS
Malt syrup
Vegemite
Zest and juice of lemon
Lamb cutlets
Olive oil
Steps
Combine malt syrup, Vegemite, and lemon juice in a bowl. Set aside
Drizzle cutlets with oil, salt, and pepper
Heat a large frying pan on high heat. Cook cutlets for 2 min on each side for medium-rare.
Rest, loosely covered in foil.
Dip cutlets in malt mixture and serve.
This episode is brought to you by Solo Stove. Get an extra $10 off when you use the code “BURNING” at http://www.solostove.com Get a 60-day free trial at http://www.shipstation.com/burning Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 30, 2022 • 1h 37min
# 538 - Richard Rawlings & ME
Today, I sit down the owner of “Gas Monkey Garage” and the star of “Fast N’ Loud”, Richard Rawlings. We talk about Richard getting shot, starting Gas Monkey, buying/selling cars, gumball 3000, favorite cars, and much more!Follow RichardInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/rrrawlings YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/GasMonkeyGarage This episode is brought to you by Whoop Go to http://www.whoop.com and enter code BERT to save 10% off. To join the 2 Bears, 0 Drinks Team: https://app.whoop.com/mobile-redir?code=COMM-2BEARS (Mobile only) This episode is also brought to you by Black Buffalo Zero. Go to http://www.blackbuffalo.com and use the code “BERT” at checkout for 15% off your first order. This episode is also brought to you by True Classic. Get 25% off at http://www.trueclassic.com when you use the code “BERT” at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by Mizzen+Main. Go to http://www.mizzenandmain.com to receive $25 off any regular price order of $130 or more with the code “BERTCAST” This episode is also brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a free trial at http://www.shopify.com/bertcast For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Berty Boy Productions: https://bertyboyproductions.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 21, 2022 • 1h 15min
# 537 - Mark Normand, Dave Williamson & ME
Today, I sit down in Colorado with comedians, Mark Normand and Dave Williamson. We talk about performing at Red Rocks, ex girlfriends, first loves, cheating, Shane Gillis, Marks accent, and much more! Follow MarkInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Twitter: https://twitter.com/marknorm Follow DaveInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/davewcomedy Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/davewcomedy This episode is also brought to you by Helix. Get up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows at http://www.helixsleep.com/bert This episode is brought to you by Ladder. Go to http://www.ladderlife.com/bert to find out if you’re approved today! This episode is also brought to you by Mad Rabbit Tattoo. Go to http://www.madrabbit.com/bertcast and use the promo code “BERTCAST” for 25% off. For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Berty Boy Productions: https://bertyboyproductions.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 21, 2022 • 1h 15min
Something’s Burning - Kevin Clancy & John Feitelberg Make a KFC Casserole | S2 E02
KFC Radio Hosts Kevin Clancy & John Feitelberg drink and watch me make a KFC casserole. KFC RadioYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS7DF7CP_bOyZ2T1c1Uoz9g Follow KevinInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/kfcbarstool Twitter: https://twitter.com/kfcbarstool Follow JohnInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/feitelberg Twitter: https://twitter.com/FeitsBarstool Get Season 1 of Something’s Burning AND brand new merch at https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning KFC Casserole INGREDIENTSKFC mashed potatoesKFC mac and cheesecorn (not frozen)Homemade KFC chicken tenders Homemade gravyShredded Cheddar cheeseKFC biscuits Steps
In a casserole dish, layer:
Mashed potatoes
Corn
Mac and Cheese
Chicken; cubed
Shredded cheese
Bake in the oven for 20-30 min at 400°
Pull out of the oven and drizzle gravy on top
Serve with a KFC biscuit on the side
This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BURNING” at http://www.betterhelp.com/burning For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 16, 2022 • 1h 12min
# 536 - Jamie O’Brien & ME
Today, I sit down in Hawaii with professional surfer, Jamie O’Brien. We talk about his first time surfing at 3, injuries, taking control of his own career, his friend Poopies, and much more! Follow JamieInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/whoisjob Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JamieOBrienJOB This episode is also brought to you by Backbone. Get free access to over 350 console games and perks at playbackbone.com/bertcast This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by Beard Club. Grow your best beard today and take 20% off your first order when you go to http://www.Beardclub.com/bert and use code “BERT” For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Berty Boy Productions: https://bertyboyproductions.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 15, 2022 • 1h 1min
Something’s Burning - Bobby Lee & Mark Normand Make KimCheeseBurgers | S2 E01
Something’s Burning is back! This week, Bobby Lee and Mark Normand come over and watch me make Kimchi Smashburgers with Gochujang Cucumbers. Follow BobbyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/bobbyleelive Follow MarkInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/marknorm GOCHUJANG CUCUMBERS INGREDIENTS
3 tablespoons gochujang/Korean chili paste
1 clove garlic, finely minced
1½ tablespoons honey
1½ tablespoons rice vinegar
1 tablespoon sesame oil
Pinch of salt
Link: https://cookingwithawallflower.com/2020/04/08/gochujang-cucumbers/ Kimchi Smashburgers INGREDIENTS
2.25 lbs of ground beef
12 slices American cheese
1 bottle of your favorite Galbi sauce
6 potato rolls
1/4 cup vegetable oil
salt and pepper
1 medium white onion, sliced into thin rings
pickles
Eggs
Panko
Kimchi Special Sauce
1/2 cup kimchi, diced
3/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup yellow mustard
1/4 cup ketchup
Link: https://www.tastemade.com/recipes/galbi-smash-cheeseburger-with-kimchi-special-sauce-onions-pickles This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BURNING” at http://www.betterhelp.com/burning This episode is also brought to you by Solo Stove. Get an extra $10 off when you use the code “BURNING” at http://www.solostove.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 7, 2022 • 1h 33min
# 535 - Nathan Florence, Koa Rothman & ME
Today, I sit down in Hawaii with professional surfers, Nathan Florence & Koa Rothman. We talk about line up hierarchy at the North Shore, surfing pipe for the first time, surf competitions, buying land in Hawaii, under rated surfers, and much more! Follow NathanInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nathan_florence Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/NathanFlorence Follow KoaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/koarothman Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KoaRothman This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at http://www.Manscaped.com This episode is also brought to you by Freeze Pipe. Get 10% off with the code “BERT” at http://www.thefreezepipe.com This episode is also brought to you by Lectric eBikes. Go to http://www.lectricebikes.com and use the code “BERT” for $100 off any ebike purchase. For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Berty Boy Productions: https://bertyboyproductions.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 1, 2022 • 1h 59min
# 534 - Tim Dillon & ME
Today, I sit down with comedian, Tim Dillon. We talk about internet culture, things Tim loves, local hometown bars, his new Netflix special, life advice for Ila, and much more! Tim has a brand new Special “A Real Hero” available now on Netflix! Follow TimInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/timjdillon This episode is brought to you by Black Buffalo Zero. Go to http://www.blackbuffalo.com and use the code “BERT” at checkout for 15% off your first order. This episode is also brought to you by Backbone. Get free access to over 350 console games and perks at playbackbone.com/bertcast This episode is also brought to you by Wine Enthusiast. Go to http://www.wineenthusiast.com or text “BERT” to 511511 to Save Up to 50% on SELECT Wine Cellars and Furniture now through Labor Day. For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices