Throwing Fits

Polish your monocles, old chaps! We’re going highbrow as fuck this week as Jimmy and Larry dial in easily one of their most handsome and cultured friends, Mr. Porter’s Chris Wallace. Chris joints the boys for an elite, old world jaunt on house shoe discrimination, walking a mile in Rick Owens’ heels, dressing like a sportscaster on Zoom, the art of sleepwear, camping with Hiroki Nakamura, traveling via interiors magazines, the press trip paradox, designing sneakers with Tinker Hatfield, Throwing Fits voodoo, Jay-Z and Rick Ross’ mutually beneficial artistic partnership, gambling with edibles, honest celebrity style, reverse engineering Matthew McConaughey’s hairline, getting drunk with Keanu Reeves at a wedding, self-medicating, Nicolas Cage terrorizing the city of New Orleans, influencers vs. activists, our political hellscape and much more.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

We’re going back-to-back, folks. Trey and the boys are clicking like the new big 3 behind the paywall, dropping dimes, yamming on fools and getting absolutely wetty from downtown. It’s game time and we’re digging deep on doing the most, how to succeed as a full-time podcaster, handling fame, losing your intellectual property, basketball media, Barstool sports, The Last Dance, Jordan’s voice, Pippen’s hog, fatherhood, the NBA sidepiece economy and much more on this Patreon-exclusive episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Dynasties aren’t built overnight. Committing to excellence is a full-time job. When we all lock in, we win. Jimmy and Larry know this which is why they are dialing in the literal big homie, Trey Kerby of The Athletic’s No Dunks, for the only dance that matters. Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam on OG Throwing Fits standom, flow team politics, going from the hardwood to the boardroom, the show’s first ever step check, sticking to the classics, quarantine footwear rotations, his sneaker Mount Rushmore, defending Michael Jordan’s propensity for dressing like an asshole, contextualizing tunnel fits, the most swagged out athletes of all time, Lebronception, residing in the beating heart of hip-hop and much more.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Each one teach one. Jimmy and Larry are back holding court behind the paywall with the one and only mayor of the Lower East Side, Dro Greindstein, and knowledge darts are still being thrown at an alarming rate. The boys and their life coach still have a lot of ground to cover: dealing with budding fame, the Throwing Fits 100 day plan, how the streets are holding up, information vs. fear, a plan for the future, animal instincts, celebrating the barbershop, the best sandwich in NYC, the most crucial and opulent quarantine plugs, finding your zen, having Andre 3000 on speed dial, making as much money as you want, the side piece economy, general wizardry and much more on this last call amongst men.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

If you’re reading this, it’s not too late to #StayStill2020. Don’t move a muscle, sit your punk ass down, get lit and pay attention as Jimmy and Larry dial in the Hood Swiss Army Knife™ and Throw Gang spiritual advisor, the legendary Dro Greindstein of Def Jam. Barz abound as Dro and the boys chop it up on staying mobile in the kitchen during quarantine, why Throwing Fits has the best fans on earth, the show’s first ever weed check, trying to reconcile home mode and grind mode, praying for all the parents out there, Mike Amiri’s hood pass, Pop Smoke’s winning formula, being raised by mobsters, owning a pair of $20,000 sneakers, Kobe’s legacy, Drake’s crib, the target on 6ix9ine’s back, doing whatever makes you happy and much more.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Throwing Fits is pleased to welcome all the Spice Lords and Ladies behind the paywall with open arms. Join the Throw Gang for 2 more hours of raw, uncut, extra spicy conversation with The Beautiful Bald Bitch™. Sean is back in the hot seat with the boys to discuss getting dunked on by god, his incremental rise to fam, the worst Lyft ride of all time, leaning into the skid, being built for this quarantine shit, his first day out plans, why midrange celebs are the absolute worst, the pantheon of Hot Ones memes, flexing his contact list, the game show hero’s journey, having an unimpeachable approval rating, mining insults for compliments, the responsibility of influencers, the most money he’s ever spent on a meal and much more.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Like all great trilogies throughout history, the Hot Boyz saga has reached its inevitable, fiery conclusion. But not before Jimmy and Larry dial in their old pal—world famous, yet incredibly humble food and game show personality—Sean Evans. The Beautiful Bald Bitch™ himself is locked and loaded, spitting spicy takes on being a cozy boy at heart, soccer goon stolen valor, accidental shopping with Joe Budden, having sex vs. just vibing in a beanbag chair, surfing the wave of life as a simple man, digging in the kicks crates, living in Scottie Pippen’s crib, Netflix shooting 100% on true crime, a window into mook culture, what it’s like eating out as a food icon, his shoestring wardrobe budget, balancing the high with the low and more much on this episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

The future is now, Throw Gang. We withdrew our last slap from the chune bank last week, so The Only Podcast That Matters™ had no choice but to get active remotely. This week we’re dialing in the meme queen herself, Patia of Patia’s Fantasy World, for an entire BDSM session behind the paywall. Quarantine can’t stop us now! We’re turning to video games in times of great tragedy, analyzing the economics of Animal Crossing, the lawlessness of quarantine fits, approaching the post-sneaker world as a female, the apocalypse that is Instagram’s Explore Page, white people reposting the n-word, dressing like a felon, the art of curating hood auntie Facebook memes, getting relationship advice on the TL, copping blue checks, letting Aaron Hernandez murder your cheeks, partying with Cuba Gooding Jr., being the queen of toxicity, the superiority of southern hip-hop, finding God and much more. Please bear with us. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

The IYKYK drum beats on behind the paywall for the Patreon-exclusive part 2 of Throwing Fits’ interview with your favorite designer’s favorite designer, Angelo Urrutia. Angelo and the boys are getting into the carne y papas to talk hustling and fighting as a wayward youth, bagging good girls, power ranking the 5 boroughs, dropping out of art school, Rainbow Sandals as jawnz, the legend of Daiki Suzuki, EG biters and culture vultures, when good collabs go bad, Japanese personal style, the joy of people watching, the 4SDesigns elevator pitch, the luxury of time, learning to put yourself out there, the sport of competitive capping, jewelry and fragrance ambitions, and much more.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

Greetings to all the fellow jawnz enthusiasts out there, this one is for the heads! We’re on a real if you know you know type beat this week as Jimmy and Larry are joined by the former engineer of garments at Engineered Garments and current founder and designer of 4S Designs, Angelo Urrutia. The boys and your favorite designer’s favorite designer are going in on an unironic love and respect for Chrome Hearts, bequeathing jawnz to your own mother, shirts that are actually, wait for it, seven shirts, a love of flair and accoutrement, gettin’ that bouclé bussin’, the return of Ralph Lauren, accidental merch, bringing sexy back to menswear, bantering with the boys, sneakerhead amnesia, the flyest strip mall in America, scoring raw, uncut vintage and much more on this episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.