Throwing Fits

Each one teach one. Jimmy and Larry are back holding court behind the paywall with the one and only mayor of the Lower East Side, Dro Greindstein, and knowledge darts are still being thrown at an alarming rate. The boys and their life coach still have a lot of ground to cover: dealing with budding fame, the Throwing Fits 100 day plan, how the streets are holding up, information vs. fear, a plan for the future, animal instincts, celebrating the barbershop, the best sandwich in NYC, the most crucial and opulent quarantine plugs, finding your zen, having Andre 3000 on speed dial, making as much money as you want, the side piece economy, general wizardry and much more on this last call amongst men.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

If you’re reading this, it’s not too late to #StayStill2020. Don’t move a muscle, sit your punk ass down, get lit and pay attention as Jimmy and Larry dial in the Hood Swiss Army Knife™ and Throw Gang spiritual advisor, the legendary Dro Greindstein of Def Jam. Barz abound as Dro and the boys chop it up on staying mobile in the kitchen during quarantine, why Throwing Fits has the best fans on earth, the show’s first ever weed check, trying to reconcile home mode and grind mode, praying for all the parents out there, Mike Amiri’s hood pass, Pop Smoke’s winning formula, being raised by mobsters, owning a pair of $20,000 sneakers, Kobe’s legacy, Drake’s crib, the target on 6ix9ine’s back, doing whatever makes you happy and much more.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Throwing Fits is pleased to welcome all the Spice Lords and Ladies behind the paywall with open arms. Join the Throw Gang for 2 more hours of raw, uncut, extra spicy conversation with The Beautiful Bald Bitch™. Sean is back in the hot seat with the boys to discuss getting dunked on by god, his incremental rise to fam, the worst Lyft ride of all time, leaning into the skid, being built for this quarantine shit, his first day out plans, why midrange celebs are the absolute worst, the pantheon of Hot Ones memes, flexing his contact list, the game show hero’s journey, having an unimpeachable approval rating, mining insults for compliments, the responsibility of influencers, the most money he’s ever spent on a meal and much more.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Like all great trilogies throughout history, the Hot Boyz saga has reached its inevitable, fiery conclusion. But not before Jimmy and Larry dial in their old pal—world famous, yet incredibly humble food and game show personality—Sean Evans. The Beautiful Bald Bitch™ himself is locked and loaded, spitting spicy takes on being a cozy boy at heart, soccer goon stolen valor, accidental shopping with Joe Budden, having sex vs. just vibing in a beanbag chair, surfing the wave of life as a simple man, digging in the kicks crates, living in Scottie Pippen’s crib, Netflix shooting 100% on true crime, a window into mook culture, what it’s like eating out as a food icon, his shoestring wardrobe budget, balancing the high with the low and more much on this episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

The future is now, Throw Gang. We withdrew our last slap from the chune bank last week, so The Only Podcast That Matters™ had no choice but to get active remotely. This week we’re dialing in the meme queen herself, Patia of Patia’s Fantasy World, for an entire BDSM session behind the paywall. Quarantine can’t stop us now! We’re turning to video games in times of great tragedy, analyzing the economics of Animal Crossing, the lawlessness of quarantine fits, approaching the post-sneaker world as a female, the apocalypse that is Instagram’s Explore Page, white people reposting the n-word, dressing like a felon, the art of curating hood auntie Facebook memes, getting relationship advice on the TL, copping blue checks, letting Aaron Hernandez murder your cheeks, partying with Cuba Gooding Jr., being the queen of toxicity, the superiority of southern hip-hop, finding God and much more. Please bear with us. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

The IYKYK drum beats on behind the paywall for the Patreon-exclusive part 2 of Throwing Fits’ interview with your favorite designer’s favorite designer, Angelo Urrutia. Angelo and the boys are getting into the carne y papas to talk hustling and fighting as a wayward youth, bagging good girls, power ranking the 5 boroughs, dropping out of art school, Rainbow Sandals as jawnz, the legend of Daiki Suzuki, EG biters and culture vultures, when good collabs go bad, Japanese personal style, the joy of people watching, the 4SDesigns elevator pitch, the luxury of time, learning to put yourself out there, the sport of competitive capping, jewelry and fragrance ambitions, and much more.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

Greetings to all the fellow jawnz enthusiasts out there, this one is for the heads! We’re on a real if you know you know type beat this week as Jimmy and Larry are joined by the former engineer of garments at Engineered Garments and current founder and designer of 4S Designs, Angelo Urrutia. The boys and your favorite designer’s favorite designer are going in on an unironic love and respect for Chrome Hearts, bequeathing jawnz to your own mother, shirts that are actually, wait for it, seven shirts, a love of flair and accoutrement, gettin’ that bouclé bussin’, the return of Ralph Lauren, accidental merch, bringing sexy back to menswear, bantering with the boys, sneakerhead amnesia, the flyest strip mall in America, scoring raw, uncut vintage and much more on this episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

The drinks are flowing and things are loosening up inside the war room for the Patreon-exclusive part 2 of Throwing Fits’ emergency Coronavirus podcast with Futurism’s Foster Kamer. Topics, highlights and educational information includes, but is not limited to: ESPN Zone, a tribute to Las Vegas, how to gamble, being back in the mix as a writer, bong movies vs. Bong movies, the science of digestible science, an open letter to Emily Oberg, ambitions as an East Coast Media Elite™, Jared Leto being a loser, Trump vs. Soylent, socialism 2020, journalism and love in the time of corona, and dying on the timeline.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

The OG Fuccmom continues neglecting her family behind the paywall and the meat and potatoes are heating up! Naomi and the boys are in the weeds, getting to the bottom of why she’s so beloved by the Throw Gang, seeking the validation of young people, fame vs. clout, the eternal chip on her shoulder, never looking at the numbers, who’s actually running Diplo’s Twitter, her dream interview, beefing with Jonathan Cheban, Los Angeles aka the city of dreams, the joys of parenthood, playing matchmaker for James, bits becoming bags and much more on this Patreon-exclusive romp in the mud.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

Our Fairy Podmother makes her glorious Throwing Fits debut this week and your wish is her command! Jimmy and Larry are joined by The New Yorker’s Naomi Fry for part 1 of a furious high and lowbrow struggle covering New York’s best radio stations, her bizarro world alternate timeline, copping grails from Goodwill’s website, camping as punishment, getting your kid on flow team, going too hard in the paint at The Odeon, the Bernie Sanders merchissance, getting dubbed by the Safie Bros, a reality television deep dive, the year in zoovies and much more on what is sure to be another fan favorite episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.   For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits