Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Colette Arrand returns to Double Threat for a record third time - and this time she's looking for love! Four listeners compete for a Zoom date with Colette in the first ever Double Threat Dating Game. These contestants will do anything for love but who will end up with the date?? Listen to find out!! Plus Julie addresses the Shipoopi controversy, the hot dog eating Olympics, Kidz Bop Velvet Underground, Tom gets a haircut, the Covid 11 Timers Club, Lorne Michaels prank phone calls, The Blues Brothers, haunted car wash, Bad Lieutenant, Louie, Madonna, Blade Runner, and "Out of the car, longhair!"LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Martha Kelly (Baskets, Euphoria) joins Tom and Julie to celebrate the "Cat Days of Winter" with the 1st Annual Cat of the Year Pageant. Executive Produced by Jimmy Jazz. Judged by Tom, Julie, and Martha. Hosted by Brett. And featuring four lucky finalists chosen from over 100 nominations! Who will win Double Threat Cat of the Year? Listen to find out!Thank you to everyone who nominated their cat for the Cat of the Year pageant. Every nominated cat was a beautiful and unique treasure and we applaud all of them and all of the cats in the world.Watch the Cat of the Year pageant on the Forever Dog YouTube! And while you're there subscribe!!!https://www.youtube.com/foreverdogteamLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The co-star of this month's biggest viral video, West Virginia newscaster Tim Irr of WSAZ, joins Tom and Julie to break down that fateful night when colleague Tori Yorgey was hit by a car while doing a field report on a water main break but was OK! And then a couple lucky listeners get the Cyrano de Bergerac treatment courtesy of Double Threat... How to tell your hippy dippy roommate that you're not interested in astrology or bitcoin or ox bile! How to break up with your incompetent boss! How to tell your husband you want him to dress like Robert Smith from The Cure! Plus chocodiles, Hungry Hungry Hippos, playing Thelma and Louise with Barbies, the Talking Heads Hive, a funny Taylor Swift joke that Julie can't tweet, more Wordle talk, "Have you eaten here before?", Kick and Run, Chez Jigsaw, Weird Paul, the cafeteria menu at the Andy Warhol Museum, and Biden's cat.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie celebrate the 30th anniversary of George H.W. Bush barfing on the Japanese Prime Minister by chowing down on some listener clips, including a local reporter getting hit by a car, a trash talking darts player, an art critic who talks to swans, and Rifkin's Festival NFTs. Plus Brett plays Wordle with some help from Tom and Julie. Also the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Streamyard, RIP Louie Anderson, RIP Meatloaf, the dark arts, marbles, the end of Men In Black, movie theater rats, vegemite, the Great Gazoo, Scooby Dumb, Easy Money, PJ O'Rourke, slop vs chum, lil bit of the ol walk n talk, Allison Janney's Jackal rap, Faces of Death, Brett gakked out of his gourd, personal wormholes, the time Julie got hit by a car, and the worst of British television.Tune in to The Best Show this Tuesday for a very special announcement from our very own Julie Klausner!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The great Jim Gaffigan (Comedy Monster) joins Tom and Julie to determine the Top 10 Greatest Monsters of All Time! Godzilla, The Babadook, Monster energy drink, Metallica: Some Kind of Monster... Which monsters will make the list and which will get snubbed? Plus Brett recounts a childhood memory about a legendary bike jump called "the Pit." And Joe Rogan's hair salon, Alex Jones talks to Jimmy Jazz, the fingerless glove community, Robert "Twinkle Toes" Durst, Double Threat confidential, Penn Station, grocery store chains, Bam and Phil Margera, the good parts of Daniel Plainview, Tailor on the Toilet, this Shakespeare Business, the Brian Cox McDonald's commercials, the low quality era of television, Gilligan's Island, The Gaffigan Variant, Evel Knievel, and bears are everywhere.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Double Threat returns for the Double Deuce with a rundown of 2022 New Year's Resolutions for the podcast as mandated by their network. Including - More Trending Topics! Make a 900 Number! Record a One Hit Wonder! Plus an update on the latest TeePublic email, the giant topiary chicken, and Brett's Lemon Delights. Also James Corden vehicular manslaughter, planning Cindy Adams' birthday party, RIP Betty White, RIP Joan Didion, Tom and Julie imitate each other, Carey Grant tries to buy a ticket for Urinetown, cyanide tablets, apartment birds, burlesque, McDonald's dinner party, packing a lip, what Charles Manson thinks of Ted Bundy, Rumpelstiltskin, Tom and Julie's sloopband, Goofus and Gallant and Gary, The Creep and the Cage, Hot Stuff, fencing, Julie's 3rd Grade performance of Oh! Calcutta!, David Crosby's turkey basters, red equals green, new britches, and attractive horrible people.CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:*What Charles Manson Thinks of Ted Bundy https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQmakk*900 Numbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3Aj9p5KUs*John Stossel Interviews Wrestler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ*The Cherry Pie Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKt0EEwv6Q*Elizabeth from Knoxville Remix https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQqKVRLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie and Producer Brett celebrate Christmas 2021 by opening presents from listeners and from each other! Including a commercial for a Connecticut pawnshop, the Dilberito, a couple Cameos from major celebrities, the Boss at MSG, the spectacular highlight reel of a certain former Atlanta Hawk, and a special song! Also Tom and Julie dictate a new email for Brett to send to TeePublic. And Trump impressions, shame, artichoke dip, The Manchurian Grinchidate, broad references, Chess with a Skellington, Tom's lucky hats, xylophone songs, how to defeat death, Officer Krupke, Shrek the Musical, car pictures, oaters, The Seven Dwarves, Chit Chat I Was Wearing a Hat, Lydia Lunch vs Nardwuar, cats vs dogs, and West Wide Story vs Cats.CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE*Good Ole Tom's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k*The Dilberito Video Game https://archive.org/details/Dilberito#LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who is the greatest Coen Brothers character of all time? Marge Gunderson? Anton Chigurh? The Dude? Sy Ableman? The cat from Inside Llewyn Davis? Tom and Julie are joined by Griffin Newman and David Sims (Blank Check) for a no-holds barred tournament between the best characters in the Coen Brothers universe. Plus an update on Brett's quest to cook the classic Italian dessert Lemon Delight. Also Seinfeld, The Experience, ET, Dustin Hoffman, Guess My Fake Uncle, and more.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie record Double Threat on a weeknight and watch Annie Live! while Brett attempts to make the classic Amalfi Coast dessert Lemon Delight. Plus Blobby Brady, Get Back, Licorice Pizza, Tom's high school nicknames, Leprechaun, John Mellencamp VR, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Entenmann's, horror conventions down by the airport, The Three Stooges, all the different Sandys, screener season, and Sammy Davis Jr.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carl Tart (The Flagrant Ones, XOXO Gossip Kings) joins Tom and Julie for Thanksgiving leftovers as they double dip on classic clips from Double Threats past, including Mr. Delicious, Popeye's Village, Scott Adams house tour, and the ice cream taste tester. Plus birds destroy Brett's Thanksgiving family picnic, Get Back, nudge nudge wink wink, Ren & Stimpy, an update on Tom's million steps, comedy terminology, A Laugh Supreme, Yoko Leno, Nicole Kidman filmography, Manson Family graffiti, Old Scratch, and what to do when Death challenges you to chess on the beach.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.