Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

The one and only Jackie Hoffman calls in from Toronto to talk poop cafes, kids in the hotel pool, Grease prequels, and not sexting on your wedding anniversary. Plus Tom and Julie check in with some other old friends, including Dilbert creator and Phase 2 initiator Scott Adams and art collector Jay Leno. Also potty training, Luna Bars, The Day Urkel Stops Doing Stuff, Julie rescued from that well, Guestio writes back, the Noid, Vince Gilligan's pool, Travis Pickle, the Mar-a-Lago raid, National Treasure 3, and more.CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:*Clint Eastwood Talks to Chair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DGl-4gByV4*Jay Leno on Antiques Roadshow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INPb-kBVUCo&t=3sBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The podcasting world was rocked by scandal last week when it was revealed that guests have been paying up to $50,000 to appear on podcasts. Which means one thing. Our past guests owe us A LOT of money! Tom and Julie welcome past guest Sean Clements (Hollywood Handbook) to discuss a payment plan. Plus Tom and Julie dictate an email for Producer Brett to send to podcast guest marketplace Guestio. An in-depth reinvestigation of the Robert Loggia Minute Maid commercial. Tom and Julie come up with two new hit stage shows - Boomerpalooza and A Totally Effed Up Christmas, featuring Charlie Claus, Gacy the Red Nosed Murderer, Jack Skellington jerking off, raccoons, Jersey Mike's, and more. Also Frank Sinatra, Sonny & Cher, Producer Brett tries to negotiate a repeat, Ed Gains: Fashion Influencer, Arthur Murray's Wild West Dance Studio, Bloomberg's Gonna Win!, Jordan Peterson is The Fly, Skrillex, Mumford and Sons, We Built This City on Rock 'n Roll (But This is Not a Rock Song), Easy Money, James Franco as Fidel Castro, Madonna's Bored Ape, and Patrick Schwarzenegger is rude at restaurants."Podcast Guests Are Paying Up to $50,000 to Appear on Popular Shows"https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-03/podcast-guests-can-pay-big-money-to-be-on-top-showsRobert Loggia Minute Maid Commercialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIzRqDOSZoBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In Double Threat's most political episode yet, Tom and Julie revisit the Burger Wars, record an attack ad against Dr Oz, and wade into the generational divide between skiers and snowboarders. Plus Julie shares the scene that made her realize that Total Recall is not for her and Producer Brett puts everyone to sleep with baseball talk. Also the game is afoot, UCB performers doing bits instead of having conversations, being friends with stupid comedians, Pagliacci and other clown stuff, John Wayne Gacy, sports mascots, Robot Urkel, and R2D2.CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE*Hulk Hogan Chokes Out Richard Belzer on TV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7n_SHrK408*Little Steven/Dr Oz https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1552324950773710848*Snooki/Dr Oz https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1547683652791717891*Burger Wars Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxzYqG6p7wQ*Twiggy/Woody Allen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2VCbxVVDQk*Skiers vs Snowboarders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPZDEWBzneY&t=1sBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie chow down on a value meal of clips, including the Kid from Brooklyn on quaaludes, the Winklevoss Twins turning it up to 11, the creator of the Seinfeld theme and his mouth sounds, and the most metal moment in the history of music. Plus Brett is hangry and orders Wendy's. Also Reservoir Dogs musical, bad tippers, Poquito Mas, the Forever Dog garbage situation, the Bob Dylan dumpster diver, Dr Eugene Landy as the Hamburgler, manure in the movies, Crystal Gale, Your Mama Don't Dance, Jeff Meredith Skunk Baxter Bernie Sanders, The Negotiator, footnotes, peak flow meter simulations, Peek Freans are a very serious cookie, leaving your neighbors anonymous notes, and the Cryptkeeper needs a CPAP Machine.CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE*The Kid from Brooklyn Quaaludes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG2JF0P4GFA*Winkelvoss Twins cover Rage https://twitter.com/Sculliosis/status/1535441305983123459*Winkelvoss Twins cover Journey https://twitter.com/nbnhpodcast/status/1536846665834954753*Seinfeld theme creator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVldNNHQWVw*Ken Turner Low C https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du27jGN2X1UBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The one and only Vanessa Bayer (I Love That For You) joins Tom and Julie to watch the best home shopping clips of all time! Plus the world premiere of Mr. Baldwinvedere by Trixy Mercury, Tom gives Brett Covid, Brett phones in from quarantine, and Tom and Julie try to pit Engineer Margot against him. Also The Lumineers, Starbucks music, Wally Pipp, Pearl Harbor, why aren't there more Beach Boys songs about bodies washing up on the shore, Mike Love on Difficult People, Austin Butler as Elvis, favorite South Park characters, and Brett Kavanaugh at Morton's.CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE*Munster's Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw5T0V3_hlU*Don West Beanie Babies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-OqzEOs_DY*Flex-o-Ladder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU*Liza on HSN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4udMQBtMzc*Look at that Horse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5woNs9WREABORTION ADVOCACY RESOURCEShttps://www.podvoices.helpBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Party boys Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally (101 Places To Party Before You Die) join Tom and Julie to talk competitive eating and watch Queensrÿche lead singer Geoff Tate's press kit. Plus send us your recording of Mr. Baldwinedere (lyrics below). Also, Julie's impression of Patricia Arquette in Severance, Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain, Bench Boham, Abbott and Costello, and Atlanta strip clubs.MR. BALDWINEDERE (to the tune of the Mr. Belvedere theme song)Smashed up the china,Cause you messed up his lunch.(Oh my!)Drop kicked his assistant,Instead of giving a punch.(What a guy!)Cause sometimes pigs get out of lineAnd no one's spared.AB is on patrolRun and hide in the hidey hole.Your dad is really super maa-aaa-aad.Every day a new arrival.Dad's hiding out watching Barry.It's got a homogeneity of tone.CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE*Geoff Tate's Press Kit Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ-QSinSF8ABORTION ADVOCACY RESOURCEShttps://www.podvoices.helpBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie are joined by author and activist Dylan Farrow (Hush, Veil) to roast Alec Baldwin's Instagram, including a video where he lists all his favorite TV shows while lying in bed. Plus Tom and Julie talk with Dylan about her writing career, an early lost novel about elves in space, and the books that inspired her as a kid. And finally Tom and Julie take on Alec Baldwin's latest attempt to interview Woody Allen - if only Woody's wifi will cooperate!WATCH VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE:https://youtu.be/jGiS9b0kCBIFOLLOW DYLAN FARROWhttps://twitter.com/realdylanfarrowhttps://www.instagram.com/realdylanfarrowABORTION ADVOCACY RESOURCEShttps://www.podvoices.helpBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderful Bridey Elliott joins Tom and Julie this week and she brought clips! Serge Gainsbourg's incest anthem! The premiere Orange County age gap couple! And more! Including Mayim Bialik, Danny Elfman, overrated LA bands, Cindy Adams murphy bed, Eddie Murphy bed, Boomerang, the Turner Classic Movies section of HBO Max, sculpture, double mute, Dodger Dads, Tony Robbins, Shallow Hal, John Hinckley Jr, Tim Burton movies, Dracula, Elon Musk, Todd Haynes' Family Circus, Baz Luhrmann, Woody Allen and the Broken Boomers, and Marty and Elayne.CLIPS ON THIS EPISODE:*Lemon Incest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzYnJO6RAnA*Serge Gainsbourg Tribute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zgLL3yFno*Mayra and Donnie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r92pazUPKwBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who are the greatest dads of all time? Tom, Julie, and Weekend at Bergman's co-hosts Joe Cilio and Producer Brett draft their all-time greatest dad teams. Frank Costanza. Torben Ulrich. Captain Lou Albano. The dad from the song "I've Written a Letter to Daddy." Who makes the cut and who gets left in the dust? It's a dad eat dad world and only the best dads will be left standing. Plus Ricky Gervais is the new Pop'n Fresh, a new segment called Brett's Threats, the new Munsters trailer, and Phil Rizzuto for The Money Store.LISTEN TO WEEKEND AT BERGMAN'Shttps://linktr.ee/weekendbergmanBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie hand out awards for achievements by people named Tony. Including Best Spy Shack, Best Headfirst Slide, and Best Member of The Oak Ridge Boys. Plus Brett has a beef. Also specifically what's wrong with Tom and Julie's brains, Southern pitchers of sweet tea, the Brett-5000, Barney Rebel, and Anthony Hopkins is curious about NFTs.CLIPS ON TODAY'S EPISODE:*Tony's Spy Shack on Survivor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVEQrEpiHQ4*The Oak Ridge Boys, Elvira: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agnjMmoXm6k*Who's the Boss Opening Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHWYAs0x90c*Captain and Tenille, Muskrat Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5YBUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED!*September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast*October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT:http://foreverdog.plusJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS:*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.