The Luke and Pete Show

On perhaps the most mental Luke and Pete Show to date, there’s a nose and ear trimmer live on the show and Pete’s boasting about the A* he achieved in RE GCSE.  There’s also a whole load of Jackass nostalgia, a rant about school and an email about someone who’s been to Death Valley!Plus, there’s an excellent neon sign which has been spotted in Cambodia and a lot of bitching about Stakhanov’s fine employees.It’s all over the place today, just how it should be! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a Thursday, which means another serving of nonsense from the Luke and Pete Show! This week, Pete’s playing with fire by recording semi-nude and Luke’s giving some love to Ronnie O’Sullivan. Strap in folks, it’s going to be a weird one.Also on this episode, we hear from a concussed pilot, Pete’s squaring up to Alison Hammond and Luke reveals what he has in common with er…. Prince Andrew…?Get stuck in at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show we’re talking about wildlings, the woeful ending of Game of Thrones and cannibalism. Also on this episode, Pete goes through some of the drunk texts he sent over the weekend and we hear an incredible story about an Australian man who jumped off his surf board, onto a shark.We then read an email from a listener who’s had an unfortunate mishap with the mute button during a work meeting. Also, we hear from Hasan, whose PE teacher was a Premier League linesman.Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we talk about some strippers who performed in a very unexpected setting, a translation mishap from a brewery and something unusual someone did with their beard hair.Later, we also hear an unfortunate childhood poo story from a listener and Pete admits he’s been known to have a nibble on dog food. Dreadful.Send your stories and thoughts to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s been putting alcohol spray on his shoes, Luke’s been having Zoom mishaps and we’re all just too damn hot. We also talk about Toshiba, flying, wrestling and snooker!So put your feet up, crack open a Tyskie and tuck into a double Snickers!Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, we have a chat about Jonathan Swan’s Donald Trump interview and ask what’s happened to all the planes since the coronavirus outbreak!We also reminisce about the 90s TV show MovieWatch and hear a clip from a man who has decided that every Star Wars film has the wrong title.AND we tuck into a load of emails from you lot, featuring one about things that only ever happen in movies and another on the Japanese ‘Bagel Head’ phenomenon!Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another Monday, another installment of the Luke and Pete Show! In this episode we’re talking about mosquitos, 3D printed vitamins and fire poi. Also on today’s show, Luke reveals the time he offended Pete the most and Pete has an admission to make about the film Aliens. If that wasn’t enough to whet your appetite, there’s also an email from an anonymous listener about a dildo and a story about a fox with a passion for fashion.Get in involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s animals all round on today’s episode, as Luke and Pete chat about crufts, foxes and The Supervet.We’ve also got an amazing story about a man who was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a particularly insensitive location AND we’ve got an anechoic chamber update!Also on this show, we have a chat about Dark and we hear from a listener with a rare disease.Hit us up at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, we love reading your emails!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we ask whether it’s okay to put cheese coleslaw in a pot noodle and whether Pete will outlive Keith Richards. The conclusion to both is the same.We also hear about the Australian ‘bin chicken’ and we’ve got some amazing original noises from Mario 64 to play you.And if that wasn’t enough, Pete’s got a story about a faux pas he made at a garden party on Saturday when he got a little too overexcited with a power washer.Get in touch with us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of The Luke and Pete Show, we’re reminiscing on some old school Glastonbury memories. Luke’s got some info on the micro economy that used to operate there in the 90s and Pete’s raging about an inflatable banana. We’ve also got some top tier examples of young people with old people’s names, Luke’s got a heartwarming story about red kites and Pete’s giving us an update on his horrible Swarfega habits.Today’s episode is full to brim with Sunny D, boxer shrimps and the finest Korean onions. Get it on!We’d love to hear from you, to get in touch with the show, email us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.