The Luke and Pete Show

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Jan 25, 2021 • 36min

A Bath Full Of Aggressive Polish Beer

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete reminisce about some sexy dragon porn before Pete gives us a taste of his boozy bath-time habits. Elsewhere, Dr Luke provides the perfect cure to a migraine. We also hear some Pete Donaldson Traffic Tales involving scooters, bullies and McDonald's hash browns. Don’t miss out!Get involved with behind the scenes Luke and Pete content over on Instagram and Twitter, by following us at @lukeandpeteshow! Or email us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with any juicy stories you'd like to share.Oh, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Compliment Pete's hair or something. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 21, 2021 • 30min

An Illegal Ham Sandwich

On today’s episode, the boys fire up their engines to discuss flying cars and drone motorbikes, before Pete shares some shocking news about a recent addition to his own transport collection. Elsewhere, we learn about illegal sandwiches and parachuting pioneers, before one listener gets in touch with a story about Michael Jackson interrupting a school game of Rounders. Listen now!Get involved by emailing us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or following us over on Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Oh, and leave us a review while you're at it. 5 stars on Apple Podcasts will do. Thanks! See acast.com/privacy for opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 18, 2021 • 34min

Born in Hartlepool, made in the Royal Navy

On today's show, Pete tells us all about his days working in the zoo with animals in nappies, meanwhile Luke reveals who he's desperate to give a Chinese burn to.In other news, we discuss asthmatic sleepovers and pole-dancing firefighters, before getting to one very exciting email about the Royal Navy. Listen now!Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or over on Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 14, 2021 • 31min

Snail Survival Skills

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about which berries he can eat to avoid asthma attacks. Elsewhere, we hear about a mysterious, paranormal phone call and a policeman’s failed night out, before we find out exactly what the boys were like back in their school days. Get stuck in!Got any exciting news for us? Email it over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!Go and leave us a 5 star review over at Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. You know you want to.See acast.com/privacy for opt-out and privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 11, 2021 • 35min

Discos, Dads and Dirty Talk

We’re back! On today’s show, the boys get stuck into some important business as Pete ranks his favourite types of army troops, before we discuss the most acceptable facial hair choices a man can make. Elsewhere, Luke seeks advice from an experienced electrician, Pete tells us all about a very well-endowed Danish man’s cartoon catastrophes and we reminisce about boys’ school discos. Listen now!Get involved over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 7, 2021 • 32min

A Real Speed Demon

On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his theory on how to successfully jump out of a plane. Elsewhere, we discuss a 10 year old’s journey into weightlifting before looking at how to train your child with a tin of beans.In other exciting news, TWO NEW PLAYERS HAVE ENTERED THE GAME...both with rather arousing names. Listen now!Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.comPlease take time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 4, 2021 • 34min

Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan

Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisine of a banana alongside the exciting prospect of fartless pickled onions. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about his strip poker days and explicit photoshopping skills, before we begin some community policing after hearing from a cop with credentials. Don’t miss out!Drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your New Year's eating habits. Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 31, 2020 • 30min

How to Behave in a Toilet Rave

Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. Elsewhere, Luke rants about bathroom hand lotions before we discover the fate of a 12 year old's unlicensed school toilet rave.Also on today's episode, some new players have entered the game! We review these, explore the concept of a new KFC gaming device, and finally settle on some big (ish) resolutions for 2021. Don't miss out!Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your entrepreneurial ventures in school! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 28, 2020 • 37min

The Flute and Pete Show

Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, while Pete tells us all about a dog walker’s shocking story - involving a suspicious green cyclist and an unexpected limp. Elsewhere, we hear about the flute disasters of a silent musical maestro and how one Christmas Carol service ended up reciting Tupac lyrics instead of Catholic prayer. Grab a mug of tea and a slice of Viennetta and join us!Email us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 24, 2020 • 34min

Deck the Halls and Brine Your Turkeys!

Merry Christmas from your favourite pals! On today’s episode, the boys get ready for Christmas as Luke prepares his turkey in a carrier bag and Pete brines his pears before the big day... And if that doesn't quite whet your appetite, we also discuss friendzoning, Space Guardians, and the consequences of having a Poundland sandwich for lunch.Elsewhere, we chat about an angry Druid’s response to Stonehenge being closed for lockdown, and hear out one very concerned listener who emailed in to ask Pete for tips on passing his driving theory test. Enjoy!Tell us all about your Christmas over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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