Yannis Pappas Hour

Yanni dedicates his time to Springfield, Ohio, Haitian cuisine, the decline of standards in American culture, and the presidential debate, while living in a fantasy world about the Tyreek Hill police stop. He can’t stop talking like Tucker Carlson because he finds it hilarious. Yanni describes the internet as a digital wasteland of opportunity and dissects how we got here, exploring both known and unknown influences of Chinese and Russian money and subterfuge. There was a Chinese spy in the NY governors office, oh my. Yanni ends the episode with a strong piece of advice.  Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yanni takes a peek at Tucker Carlson’s blockbuster interview with historian Darryl Cooper. Yanni & Jesse act as his lawyer defending his tweets against the accusations that he’s a kkkloseted Nazi. Can you imagine a German just riffing & winging it 😅. If there’s a group of people known for never having a plan, it is Germans.  Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump is raising money with NFTs again to try and compete with Kamala, who raised $545 million. The Kelce brothers secured a $100 million deal with Wondery (Amazon), and Pavel Durov, the CEO of Telegram, has been detained in France.   Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29  West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13  Brea Oct 25-27  Milwaukee Dec 5-7  Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AOC is the Beyoncé of the Squad, and just like Destiny's Child got dusted, AOC dusts the Squad for mainstream Democrat stardom. Bob Menendez resigns in New Jersey, so there’s a senate seat open, AOC! Time for you to go full Hillary and move to Jersey, girl! Take that seat, girl! Yanni goes full pro-choice and left-wing on this one to attract left-wing comedy fans because the right-wing comedy market is cornered! Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni live on the road St Louis Sept 5-7 , Dania Beach Sept 13-15 , Tacoma Sept 19-21 , Vegas Sept 27-29 , West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13,  Brea Oct 25-27,  Milwaukee Dec 5-7,  Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elon Musk & Trump have a chat proving that narcissists & Autistic kids can and will be friends. Drug cartels have found the perfect place to hide meth and more. Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis  to check out the sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RFK isn't fond of bear cubs, Trump dives into fan fiction, and his wild tweets have made a comeback! America is dominating the Olympics, while riots break out in England, with conspiracy theories on X already blaming the Jews. Candace Owens plays historian, performing mental gymnastics worthy of the Olympics to link the Armenian genocide to the Jews. Kamala Harris picks a VP and it has nothing to do with optics. Meanwhile, Hamas has a new leader who seems less than enthusiastic about the role! Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Princess Leia's bikini bottom has been purchased, much to the disappointment of Star Wars fans—the opportunity is lost. Yanni breaks down the gender war and Project 2025, while Ozzy Osbourne can't handle Britney Spears' dancing. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kamala Harris can absolutely win this election if she follows Yanni’s advice. Elections are won not by targeting the left and right cultists; you have to appeal to the closeted world of swing voters. Yanni details how most politics is cultural; who really understands policy and the issues? We’ll tell you now, closeted swing voters. Who are these people? They go along to get along with their friends, but in private, they’re individuals. Speak to the voters who are different people in private than with their friends, and this election is yours. Yanni is also certain who Kamala’s VP selection will be. Also, let’s take a look at pre-Zyn Tucker and Post Zyn Tucker. Does his speech at the RNC about Trump match his texts? Who is the real Tucker, and how does Trump turn critics into Knob slobbers?  Want a more timeless and casual hang with Yanni? Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The temperature outside is consistently 100 degrees, and the political climate is even more intense. Yanni calls for a reduction in the political fever we are experiencing. He discusses the total incompetence that led to the assassination attempt on Donald Trump. He does a deep dive on the Secret Service Director and analyzes the psychology of 20-year-olds raised by AI and social media. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new company has been cleared to put its bullet vending machines in American supermarkets. Is this the most American news of all time? Yanni also offers his tips on how to stay alive through July in Chicago. Are sharks biting beachgoers in Florida the most Florida news of all time? Finally, a scientific test to find out if your baby is autistic. Yanni explains why autism is nature's way of producing a superior human that can thrive in the AI era, just like the Irish flourished after the Industrial Revolution. Yanni has a good time, and we know you will too. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices