Yannis Pappas Hour

AOC is the Beyoncé of the Squad, and just like Destiny's Child got dusted, AOC dusts the Squad for mainstream Democrat stardom. Bob Menendez resigns in New Jersey, so there’s a senate seat open, AOC! Time for you to go full Hillary and move to Jersey, girl! Take that seat, girl! Yanni goes full pro-choice and left-wing on this one to attract left-wing comedy fans because the right-wing comedy market is cornered! Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni live on the road St Louis Sept 5-7 , Dania Beach Sept 13-15 , Tacoma Sept 19-21 , Vegas Sept 27-29 , West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13,  Brea Oct 25-27,  Milwaukee Dec 5-7,  Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elon Musk & Trump have a chat proving that narcissists & Autistic kids can and will be friends. Drug cartels have found the perfect place to hide meth and more. Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis  to check out the sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RFK isn't fond of bear cubs, Trump dives into fan fiction, and his wild tweets have made a comeback! America is dominating the Olympics, while riots break out in England, with conspiracy theories on X already blaming the Jews. Candace Owens plays historian, performing mental gymnastics worthy of the Olympics to link the Armenian genocide to the Jews. Kamala Harris picks a VP and it has nothing to do with optics. Meanwhile, Hamas has a new leader who seems less than enthusiastic about the role! Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Princess Leia's bikini bottom has been purchased, much to the disappointment of Star Wars fans—the opportunity is lost. Yanni breaks down the gender war and Project 2025, while Ozzy Osbourne can't handle Britney Spears' dancing. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kamala Harris can absolutely win this election if she follows Yanni’s advice. Elections are won not by targeting the left and right cultists; you have to appeal to the closeted world of swing voters. Yanni details how most politics is cultural; who really understands policy and the issues? We’ll tell you now, closeted swing voters. Who are these people? They go along to get along with their friends, but in private, they’re individuals. Speak to the voters who are different people in private than with their friends, and this election is yours. Yanni is also certain who Kamala’s VP selection will be. Also, let’s take a look at pre-Zyn Tucker and Post Zyn Tucker. Does his speech at the RNC about Trump match his texts? Who is the real Tucker, and how does Trump turn critics into Knob slobbers?  Want a more timeless and casual hang with Yanni? Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The temperature outside is consistently 100 degrees, and the political climate is even more intense. Yanni calls for a reduction in the political fever we are experiencing. He discusses the total incompetence that led to the assassination attempt on Donald Trump. He does a deep dive on the Secret Service Director and analyzes the psychology of 20-year-olds raised by AI and social media. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new company has been cleared to put its bullet vending machines in American supermarkets. Is this the most American news of all time? Yanni also offers his tips on how to stay alive through July in Chicago. Are sharks biting beachgoers in Florida the most Florida news of all time? Finally, a scientific test to find out if your baby is autistic. Yanni explains why autism is nature's way of producing a superior human that can thrive in the AI era, just like the Irish flourished after the Industrial Revolution. Yanni has a good time, and we know you will too. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yanni is back after missing a week due to the death of his dear cousin. He gives his take on the far-right take over of France. Yanni lectures the gays on the overreach of pride month, and explains the infamous Supreme Court ruling on Donald Trump’s immunity as president. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yanni is joined by Raanan Hershberg who has a new stand up special that is out now! They cover how awkward it’s been for Raanan in yellow taxis, if the wives of leaders are responsible for the current wars, and have a silly ole time.  Watch his special here: https://youtu.be/gMz4nrdX9w8?feature=shared Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Freeze Pipe Visit  https://thefreezepipe.com and use code YANNIS for 10% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yanni is back at the news desk to cover this week's headlines, and there's a lot to bleep for Pride Month. Yanni reports on how men in different cultures blow off steam, the banning of American athletic legend Joey Chestnut for going trans, the flourishing of the Liver King, why black women hate Caitlin Clark, why real lesbians aren’t as marketable as fake lesbians, space tourism, the case of Pamela Smart, and the Republican theory that Hunter's conviction is just a distraction.   Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices