

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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52 snips
Jan 2, 2025 • 46min
No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water
In a lively discussion, hosts share amusing anecdotes from their tour, highlighting quirky historical facts and the absurdities of modern life. They delve into a humorous novel about a man and trees, then tease the benefits of online therapy. From Napoleon's romance to a man's sofa plight, the tales are as ridiculous as they are entertaining. The conversation about 'mandals' explores unconventional candle scents targeting men, while insights on failure reveal the humor in learning from missteps. It's a delightful mix of history, science, and laughter.

138 snips
Dec 26, 2024 • 47min
No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican
Live from Brisbane, the hosts dive into the curious world of bananas, revealing their historical ties to diplomacy and trade during World War II. They share hilarious tales of holiday mishaps, including food poisoning from experimental dishes. The conversation shifts to playful protests, exploring quirky tactics and the impact of childlike behavior in activism. And let's not forget the intriguing market dynamics of Ecuadorian bananas and neo-toddlerism, where modern trends meet childhood antics, making for a delightful and informative ride!

51 snips
Dec 19, 2024 • 48min
No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment
Join the hilarity from Melbourne as the hosts tackle a range of quirky topics! They explore the early days of insect photography and the oddities of paper journalism, all while unearthing bizarre criminal theories and secret societies. Gustav III of Sweden’s theatrical life gets a humorous nod, revealing the absurdity of history. Plus, there are wild anecdotes about innovative body art, including the peculiar world of medical tattoos and 3D designs. Expect playful banter and surprising facts that will keep you entertained!

33 snips
Dec 12, 2024 • 52min
No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls
Join a lively discussion about Elizabeth Taylor's early fame and a charming horse bond. Discover the quirky rituals of mini-golf, including the amusing practice of refrigerating golf balls for better play. Dive into the dark allure of the Jack the Ripper mystery, exploring overlooked victims and sensationalist portrayals. Enjoy fun facts about M&M's marketing, including the creation of the green character and amusing candy lore. Plus, tips for boosting holiday savings make for a whimsical wrap-up!

33 snips
Dec 5, 2024 • 51min
No Such Thing As Spanish Toes
The hosts dive into the quirky world of breakdancing, revealing its surprisingly comedic impact on hairstyles. North Korea’s bizarre laws come under scrutiny, with cups and Kim Il-sung’s image sparking laughter. They explore historical rivalries through amusing anecdotes, juxtaposing sports and cultural conflicts. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they examine Spanish cultural quirks around meal times and timekeeping, complete with funny personal stories. Lighthearted banter weaves through their reflections on identity and the whimsical side of everyday gadgets.

44 snips
Nov 28, 2024 • 50min
No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility
In a lively discussion from Perth, the hosts tackle the paradox of Michelin stars and their unpredictable effects on restaurants, sharing hilarious culinary tales. They explore the quirky designer snake market, focusing on the vibrant ball pythons and their ecological impacts. The whimsical notion of the Catholic diocese claiming the moon sparks humorous debates about heavenly ownership. Additionally, they delve into the ingenious hiding spots of 16th-century priests and the intricacies of adapting beloved stories into films, all wrapped in lighthearted banter.

38 snips
Nov 21, 2024 • 48min
No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship
Dive into the world of bizarre weapons, where boomerang grenades from WWI take center stage alongside a surprisingly innovative boomerang-shaped spaceship. Discover the peculiar behaviors of ants, including their unique methods for managing disease and social roles. The conversation also slices into odd measurement units, exploring the Australian expression 'a bee's dick.' And if that weren't enough, there's a quirky wish involving ashes being sent to Mars in a soup can. It's a wild ride through humor, history, and the strange sides of science!

24 snips
Nov 14, 2024 • 54min
No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein
Join the hosts for a wild ride through quirky history and science! They dish on Einstein's eccentricities and time travel's paradoxes, while hilariously dissecting the financial failures of self-help gurus. Explore the unsung heroics of women in the Mexican Revolution and Pancho Villa's clever tactics against American forces. Discover the bizarre cave in Greece where water flows uphill and hear whimsical caving anecdotes. It's a blend of intellect, humor, and unexpected facts that entertains and informs!

23 snips
Nov 7, 2024 • 51min
No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans
This lively discussion features amusing anecdotes from the Theatre Royal, known for its whimsical nickname, 'Fireproof Theatre.' The hosts dive into quirky stories about Melania Trump and the absurdities of copyright law intertwined with baking. They tackle the science of aging and longevity, exploring blue zones and innovative training methods to stay balanced. The irony of failure is celebrated with tales of a miner who lived 137 years and a British club that thrived on mishaps. Expect humor around politics, memory, and the lighter side of life!

15 snips
Oct 31, 2024 • 51min
No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon
The hosts dive into the quirky history of Croydon, shedding light on its unexpected significance and cultural connections, from Henry VIII to musical legends. They humorously unravel the myths surrounding the $4.8 billion superyacht, History Supreme, while contrasting luxury with ecological concerns. The rise of Ace of Base is also highlighted, showcasing the unique twists of the music industry. Finally, laughter takes center stage as they explore the playful roles of clowns in healthcare, blending comedy and introspection in a lively celebration of time.


