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No Such Thing As A Fish

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Oct 12, 2018 • 34min

238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa

Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
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Oct 5, 2018 • 42min

237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
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Sep 28, 2018 • 45min

236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture

Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
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Sep 21, 2018 • 39min

235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
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Sep 14, 2018 • 46min

234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
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Sep 7, 2018 • 48min

233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
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Aug 31, 2018 • 35min

232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
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Aug 24, 2018 • 24min

231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
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Aug 17, 2018 • 36min

230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths

Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
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Aug 10, 2018 • 37min

229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.

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