

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Episodes
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Aug 2, 2019 • 42min
No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.

Jul 26, 2019 • 41min
No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.

Jul 19, 2019 • 49min
No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.

Jul 12, 2019 • 39min
No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
Live from Stockholm, the hosts dive into the quirky world of Swedish cyborgs, where over 4,000 people use microchips for everyday tasks. They explore horse hydrotherapy, featuring bespoke pools and cloning techniques for optimal polo performance. The discussion shifts to unique safety measures like smart gravestones and the bizarre origins of alleged poison detection involving unicorn horns. They wrap up with thrilling insights into self-destructing Game of Thrones scripts designed to prevent spoilers, revealing the lengths taken to safeguard secrets in the entertainment industry.

Jul 5, 2019 • 40min
No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.

Jun 28, 2019 • 46min
No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.

Jun 21, 2019 • 43min
No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.

Jun 14, 2019 • 38min
No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.

Jun 7, 2019 • 44min
No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.

May 31, 2019 • 38min
No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.


