How Long Gone

Chris and Jason dive into a lively conversation, starting with the amusing intersection of skate culture and pets. They explore topics like sex while pregnant and whether celebrities like Lana Del Rey have prenups. The discussion touches on recent TV sketches, including Bowen XCX on SNL, and reflects on body diversity in media. With plenty of humor, they critique suburban life, share insights on adult gift-giving, and wrap up with a satirical look at modern culinary trends. These two friends keep it entertaining and relatable throughout!

The hosts dive into the quirks of consumer culture, riffing on the absurdity of rising coffee prices and the mystery of 'third wave water'. They humorously critique NYC's political landscape, connecting food choices to political whimsy and offering anecdotes about hair health. The conversation bounces between celebrity scandals and the challenges artists face in balancing creativity with personal life changes. With playful exchanges about ergonomics and laughter over Justin Bieber's coffee mug, it's a delightful mix of humor and insight.

John Summit, a Miami-based DJ and producer, shares insights into his vibrant life in music. He discusses his upcoming shows at the Kia Forum and the amusing experience of performing at a Sally Rooney book party. The conversation dives into his evolution from accounting to headlining festivals, the balance of fame with authenticity, and his fitness regimen while on the road. Summit's love for Romanian minimal tech house shines through as he reflects on the unique flavors of rave culture, sprinkled with his personal anecdotes and humorous takes on nightlife.

Chris, one of the hosts, shares wild tales from his recent trip while navigating the chaos of international travel. Jason adds humor to the contrasts between Palm Springs and LA, from quirky dining spots to carefree lifestyles. They delve into the cultural shift of biker gangs like the Hell's Angels, and share laughs over an unforgettable DJ performance at Boiler Room. The duo also explores the intersection of pop culture and parenting, touching on viral trends and catchy tunes, all while keeping the vibe light and entertaining.

Stephen Malkmus, renowned as the frontman of Pavement and now with The Hard Quartet, shares his eclectic insights. He humorously recounts his experiences at a New York Bitcoin bar discussing Gutfeld! and Trump. He talks about his journey through cities like Chicago and Berlin and discusses unique encounters, including a tennis chat and a memorable interaction with Diplo. The conversation also dives into recording in Malibu, the quirky name of his new band, and the significance of uncut virgin vinyl. Music, travel, and laughter intertwine throughout!

Jay McInerney, a renowned New York writer celebrated for 'Bright Lights, Big City,' shares his musings from his Malibu home. He humorously discusses the quirks of modern dining, like referring to meat as 'protein' and his love for cinnamon rolls. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as he reflects on the quirky moments of past literary life, from smoking in restaurants to the allure of 80s Absolut Vodka ads. Jay also contemplates the intricacies of writing a memoir and the shifting landscapes of New York and LA's cultural scenes.

Chris, a credentialing expert with unique Emmy experiences, and Jason, a casual conversationalist, dive into a whirlwind of entertaining topics. They laugh about Brad Pitt’s hair and celebrity fashion mishaps at the Emmys. Chris shares moments from his airport shower escapade and the chaos of red carpet events. They also reflect on unconventional body image discussions and celebrity kindness, all while navigating the quirks of travel and grooming routines. This dynamic duo blends humor with insights into celebrity culture.

Christian Lee Hutson, a talented musician from New York, dives into dynamic discussions on popular culture and personal anecdotes. He humorously critiques the recent presidential debates and media mishaps. The conversation touches on his fascination with celebrity culture, including his childhood excitement over winning Taylor Swift tickets. Hutson also shares amusing experiences about dining on oysters in Atlanta and the quirks of gym culture. With tales ranging from Nashville’s music scene to exploration of fashion norms, it's an entertaining mix of humor and insight.

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Hawk Tuah's new podcast "Talk Tuah," Chris went to the Rolex raw bar at the US Open last night, social media cleansing, Goldbelly-ing over a nice bagel, gamifying fitness, Baron Trump at NYU, Katy Perry on Call Her Daddy, doing drugs and feeling good, and Chris is getting an orange Aston Martin this weekend.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harrison Patrick Smith, also known as The Dare, is a New York City-based musician with a fresh record out, "What's Wrong With New York?" The conversation breezes through Labor Day festivities, cake candle mishaps, and a humorous take on HBO's 'Industry.' Harrison shares insights about his vibrant Instagram life and his recent date at The Met. They explore the pressures and joys of remixing music in the digital age and even consider whether a harmonica will make an appearance at his next DJ set. Join them for a mix of music, creativity, and candid laughs!