
The Every Movie Ever! Podcast
Join hosts Ben Groves & Rob Macfarlane for a weekly mental health check in disguised as a movie podcast. Weekly episodes released every Sunday have the boys talking everything from Hollywood blockbusters to indie darlings and all manner of highs and lows in-between!
Latest episodes

Jul 10, 2022 • 37min
Justice League Snyder Cut (2021): "Honey? Where are my Martha Boxes?"
Ben & Rob skip the theatrical cut and go straight to the Snyder-source for Justice League (2021). Does the film make sense now it's twice as long as any sane person can tolerate? Did anyone believe Superman would stay dead? Will Warner Bros eventually come to regret having cast Ezra Miller? CONSUME!!!!And join us on Discord, Instagram or social media of your choice: find us at this very link!www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Jul 6, 2022 • 43min
A Quiet Place Pt II (2021) Ft. Spaceman & The Doll
Part two of our collab with Spaceman & The Doll podcast! Make sure to have checked part one on their feed - here we continue with Rob's protesting that these films are nonsense, Ben's protests that Rob is a pedant, and Spaceman & The Doll valiantly try to keep things on track. Some things never change.Join us on Discord, Instagram or TikTok! We have all three! https://linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcastSpaceman & The Doll: https://linktr.ee/Spacemandandthedoll

Jul 3, 2022 • 38min
Batman vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)
It's coming. This prequel to Justice League leaves a bad taste in both Ben and Rob's mouth, from Bruce Wayne's tiny flashing lights on his SUV to the Golgothan Turd Demon at the end. CONSUME!!!And join us on Discord, Instagram or social media of your choice: find us at this very link!www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

Jun 26, 2022 • 46min
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Rob returns to health and Ben has to tolerate an endless sea of Bane jokes as a result. We wrap up Christopher Nolan's trilogy with the controversial finale, The Dark Knight Rises (2012), discussing systems of power, the fear of being left totally helpless, and whether Catwoman has a litter tray. PLUS the exciting conclusion of 'Golly Git Dildo Swaggins'! CONSUUUUME!

Jun 24, 2022 • 43min
Batman: The Dark Knight (2008)
PSA - This episode was recorded as Rob was dying of the plague so he sounds like a direct descendant of a literal cigarette, but is in fact, a human.Ben valiantly tries to extract some coherence from his Co-Host, as Every Movie EVER! dives into Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight' (2008).Will Ben's hatred for the grim-dark world of sepia be the thing that pushes Rob from this mortal coil? Do we finally find out who sent the anonymous dildo to robs sister? This and MUCH more to come! CONSUME and join us as we delve into the 2nd movie in The Dark Knight Trilogy! Links:https://linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcastJOIN our discord server (link above) for a chance to win a brand new, sealed, limited edition (HMV Exclusive Pre Order) copy of 'The Batman' (2022).

Jun 18, 2022 • 52min
EPISODE 100!!! Interview with Martin Serene (Se7en, Supergirl, Girl With The Pearl Earring)
We made it gang! One hundred damn episodes! We celebrate by inviting on our FIRST EVER guest, the incredible Martin Serene. We talk from Supergirl to Se7en, as well as the upcoming release of his short film Bacon - you are not going to believe the sheer quantity of film nuggets we've got for you to CONSUUUUME! Happy 100 gang!

Jun 5, 2022 • 43min
Batman Begins (2005)
Ahhhhhh ok.... Todays the day we start our journey into Nolan's Batverse with Batman Begins! The first dark gritty Batman movie to exist and caused waves through the DC fandom when it was compared to its fun, goofy, bright, colourful predecessors.We cover everything; Ben should've turned the saturation up, we need to replace the royal family with Bees, Gary Oldman is in literally everything (you just dont know it) and we dive into part 1 of our IRL mini mystery segment.. "WHO SENT THE DILDO?!"CONSUME!Reach out on socials and get involved in the mystery!https://linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast

May 29, 2022 • 40min
Batman & Robin (1997)
The frantic fuckup that is Batman & Robin falls under the EME microscope - frankly we needed one to find any point to Joel Schumacher's second Batman film. We weren't expecting to find so much joy! George Clooney dons the latex in order to defeat Mr Freeze and Poison Ivy. Bane occurs. CONSUME!!!

May 22, 2022 • 38min
Batman Forever (1995)
Oh god, we knew this was coming... Burton got banned and Schumacher got shuffled in to sell some Happy Meals. Rob & Ben dissect the stinking corpse of Batman Forever (1995) and find very few bones in the meat-pile. Come with us investigate BatNipples, Alfred's dementia and the new social media marvel #KeatonSpits. CONSUME!

May 15, 2022 • 37min
Batman Returns (1992)
Ben & rob dive into Tim Burton's Gotham once more and hang out with a flightless bird and a woman re-animated by street pussy. Batman Returns (1992) might be the most divisive entry yet in our Bat-Series with Rob head over heels and left Ben furious. CONSUME!