The Every Movie Ever! Podcast
Join hosts Ben Groves & Rob Macfarlane for a weekly mental health check in disguised as a movie podcast. Weekly episodes released every Sunday have the boys talking everything from Hollywood blockbusters to indie darlings and all manner of highs and lows in-between!
Latest episodes
Sep 11, 2022 • 37min
Jurassic Park III (2001): The One Where A Dinosaur Says Alan
Well, loads of drama behind the scenes but we made it to the third and final Jurassic Park movie! Ben & Rob investigate Pterodactyl Porn, Harrison Ford's Shortround obsession and the nightmare that million dollar movie making must be as they discuss Joe Johnston's 2001 movie Jurassic Park III. Will Rob convince Ben this film ain't the worst thing since wet bread? Has Ben cracked the secrets of velociraptor society? CONSUUUME!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast
Sep 4, 2022 • 41min
The Hunt (2020) Feat. Let's Talk Horror
SURPRISE!Today we have a surprise guest episode featuring our good friend, BP from the fantastic Let's Talk Horror Channel! Ben and BP go hunting... or get hunted? and dive into 2020's Animal Farm inspired, The Hunt! We discuss the jackrabbit and the box turtle, who's who?, where does the morality lie in this maze of woke millionaires and internet conspiracy theorists?! and did Athena get the right Crystal?! SPOILER HEAVY EPISODE!Many many thanks to BP for joining us this week and you can go check out his show here:https://linktr.ee/LetsTalkHorror
Aug 28, 2022 • 37min
Hot Fuzz (2007): Two Blokes & A Fuckload of Cutlery!
We reach into the cornershop carrier bag and pull out part two of our Cornetto Trilogy series!Ben & Rob spend some time in Sandford, Gloucestershire with Officers Angel and Butterman as they investigate a series of bizarre murders and hunt a rogue swan. Is this the best Edgar Wright film? Do you know the secret cameos? Can either Ben or Rob do a convincing Kiwi accent? CONSUUUUUME and find out!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast
Aug 21, 2022 • 34min
The Lost World:Jurassic Park (1997) : Don't Go Into The Long Grass!
Ben & Rob rejoin Jeff Goldlblum on Isla Sorna for Steven Spielberg's second stab at cinematic sizzle with 'saurs. Awkwardly titled, The Lost World:Jurassic Park finds Dr Ian Malcolm joining Julianne Moore, Vince Vaughan and Pete Postlethwaite in dodging more dinosaurs than maybe even the movie can support. Is this a T-Rex too many? CONSUUUUME!!!Find us on the socials of your choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast
Aug 14, 2022 • 40min
Shaun Of The Dead (2004): How's This For A Slice Of Fried Gold?
Ben & Rob get red on them in the first of their Cornetto coverage, delving into Edgar Wright & Simon Pegg's 2004 Rom-Zom-Com "Shaun Of The Dead". We debate whether Simon is now a bit of a twat, or whether he can in fact be pretty funny on occasion. But that was fifteen years ago. CONSUUUUME!Find us on your socials of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast
Aug 10, 2022 • 39min
Doom Asylum (1987): "You're in BIG trouble torpedo t*ts!"
Welcome to our midweek bonus episode. This movie was chosen by our quiz winner, Rob2, and boy did he nail it with this suggestion?!NOT ONLY is this cult classic. B-Movie so bad it's genius, it also has heart. Join us as we venture into the abandoned asylum with 5 friends, a half autopsied former lawyer turned psycho killer and a 3 piece punk band KNOWN for headlining such venues as... the sewers? The blood, the gore, the awesome power of a perfectly awful b movie horror comedy will SURELY put a smile on your face! CONSUUUUUME!
Aug 7, 2022 • 43min
Jurassic Park (1993): "We Spared Every Expense Ever"
Ben & Rob find their mental health extinct, their brains trapped in amber and emotions chained up like a goat, so decide to watch the 1993 Steven Spielberg perfection that is Jurassic Park. Join them as they revel in Jeff Goldblum's chest, marvel at Laura Dern's brilliance, and desperately try not mention Jurassic World.Make like a T-Rex and CONSUUUUME!Chat to us on your social media of choice at www.linktr.ee/everymovieeverpodcast
Jul 31, 2022 • 45min
ROAR (1981): "Moving Your Family In With 150 Un-Trained Lions."
Join Ben & Rob as the collectively ask "WHAT THE F*CK WERE THEY THINKING?!?!". Noel Marshall and Tippi Hedren film themselves and their children in a house with untrained big cats in 1981's ROAR. Over 100 injures of cast and crew. Gangrenous legs. Lions having to be shot my local police. You are not ready for this madness. CONSUUUME!!!
Jul 24, 2022 • 45min
Wet Hot American Summer (2001): "We Made It Mom - And We're Okay"
Ben and Rob roll their 20 sided die and smear mud on their asses for Wet Hot American Summer, the 2001 cult classic. One of Ben's all time favourites, it has everything... Top tier comedy, Vietnam war vet chef's who hump fridges and fondle their sweaters, Bradley Cooper, Paul Rudd, beating up an old lady for cocaine money, a sentient soup can... But was it 'Magnolia' enough for Rob to enjoy it? CONSUUUME!
Jul 17, 2022 • 50min
The Batman (2021): "Our Batman Series Finale! We Made It!"
The hosts discuss their personal anecdotes, including being injured while retrieving a delivery and getting mugged while walking their dog. They share their excitement about concluding their Batman episodes and desire to explore new topics. They compare different portrayals of Batman and critique the 2021 Batman movie. They also discuss a controversial pitch for a show about terrorism and a competition involving stealing a Faberge egg.
