Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about stealing snacks that an ex that used to hide around the house, faking a British accent to impress a girl and dating someone and not being able to pronounce their name! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about North Korea’s claim that Kim Jong Il invented burritos, a woman who yelled she was engaged out her window in NYC, the 90 Day Fiancé star who had to stop selling her farts, a woman who ran 49 red lights in her ex boyfriend's car and how the last time the Suez Canal was blocked a micro nation formed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty are joined by Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro of True Beauty Brooklyn to talk about making plastic out of salmon sperm, a man who was born a dwarf and died a giant, a bride who got pooped on, vomited and then passed out, a girl that found Bronze age axes with a metal detector and a man who fell out of a Subway ceiling after a robbery spree! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about getting revenge on bad roommates, looking up big boobs on mom’s work computer and a roommate who tried to get their money back on a dead fish! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a dad being hypnotized and an encounter with a weird man involving photography and cashews! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lillie West (Lala Lala) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a cheese fire shutting down a Norwegian tunnel, college banning animal nudity, envelopes full of money found in Joel Osteen’s church walls and cyberpunk albatrosses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from the Dynasty Typewriter in LA! Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how many communions it would take to actually eat Jesus, a lost hiker who ignored calls from rescuers, farting into petri dishes and a man who eats all his meals at Six Flags! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about a dog who ate 11 stuffed animals twice and a woman who brought a kangaroo and iguana to a hair salon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about plagiarizing famous people’s autographs and how a doctor thawed cadavers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how bookstores can make people have to poop, Ranch-nog, a rain storm that only fell on one car, NASCAR’s flim-flam man and sand being inducted into the toy hall of fame! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.