Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Sep 1, 2022 • 25min

Confessions: Secret Fear Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about not using a gifted telescope out of fear of seeing an alien, lying to parents about summer school, lying to parents about sleeping at a friends house and being afraid of butterflies! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Aug 30, 2022 • 57min

Kurt’s Pizza Registry

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about a Chilean man who is accidentally paid 286% his normal salary resigns and disappears, a man forced to use a British accident to navigate his rental car, the Domino’s Pizza wedding registry and a man waking up in sleeper train to find it never left station! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Aug 23, 2022 • 1h 3min

Splitty in the City with Cristela Alonzo

It's Bananas live from LA! Cristela Alonzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about scientists milking mice, a man who hasn’t stopped farting since eating ham roll, a family fearing for their safety after being targeted by seagulls and a quarterback who eats bananas with peels on and drinks coffee with mayonnaise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Aug 18, 2022 • 22min

The Shield for Wind Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and learning ASL and lying to parents about being hit by a car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Aug 16, 2022 • 56min

Chin Up, Tony Pizza!

Kurt and Scotty talk about why humans are the only animals with chins, calling a girlfriend Tony Pizza, the dog lawyer, making $100k to be candy taste tester and Tom Cruise’s stolen luggage! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Aug 9, 2022 • 56min

The Pigs Need Our Coconut Water with Jackie Fabulous

Jackie Fabulous (@jackiefabulous) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a skydiver that was saved by fire ants, a man who thought he was constipated but actually had water bottle up his butt, coconut water being needed for pig insemination and cannabis fed chickens!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Aug 4, 2022 • 23min

Lying: Roomates Edition Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about lying roommates and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Aug 2, 2022 • 1h 13min

Warren Beatty is Dead and Paprika Is Good: Live from Brooklyn

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn, NY! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man falling into Mount Vesuvius while trying to take a selfie, why Cheetos are banned in Germany, a message in bottle seeking a boyfriend, the medical reason you might have to put sugar on your butthole and a shirtless drunk man arrested while shoveling pasta into his mouth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jul 26, 2022 • 53min

Stick this City Up Your Butt with Sarah Marshall

Sarah Marshall (You're Wrong About podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about breathing through your butthole, a Japanese worker that lost a USB stick with the entire city’s data on it, a sentient AI that hired an attorney and a man who called the police to see if he was ripped off buying meth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jul 21, 2022 • 24min

Ski Bunnies and Pee Funnies Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions and stories about peeing in the ocean and algae starting to glow, having sex on ski gondola and locking eyes with a random person, a cat that ruins a carpet when owner has sex and pretending to be allergic to things! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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