Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Bridget Everett (Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max now) chats with Kurt and Scotty about why the US is hiding billions of pounds of cheese, a man who tried to sneak 52 lizards and snakes into the US, free rent for a walrus impersonator and a man who broke into a home, took a bath, drank a beer and left $200 for damages! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Woke, Best Friends podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a drunk brawl at DisneyWorld, a priest who baptized people incorrectly for years, a company that is offering people $6000 to smell their dog's poop, a kid who snuck his own book into the library and a woman who faked pregnancy for paid time off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about laughing at a date's tattoo, breaking a gas pump, pooping in front of your significant other, a man who got out of the car to yell at another driver and his car went off a cliff, food halls in college, pretending to be an architect and fashion blogger to get into parties and faking a friends community service hours! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sheila Carrasco (Ghosts) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who gets his dentures back after losing them 11 years earlier, the internet of dongs, a cross-country Olympic skier who suffered a frozen penis and the worst Olympian ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a ribbon cutting at the world’s smallest park, a man who pranked people at his own funeral, a bored security guard who doodled on a million dollar painting, banned baby names and the FDA dropping it’s regulation for French dressing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about about how octopuses might be aliens, a veteran using fortune cookie numbers to win the lottery, a man who finds dozens of tunnels under his house and a village in Antarctica where people aren’t allowed to have their appendix! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Becky Lucas (comedian, The Becky and Cam Hotline podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman with two vaginas, a woman who ate so much sushi she ended up in the hospital, Turkmenistan’s leader doing donuts next to a flaming crater, a man who survived 27 hours at sea following a tsunami and the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur’s tantric sex business! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about sleeping with twin brothers, reheating chicken and falling asleep, going on a date with a porn star and parents who decided on different names for their baby! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Tomlinson (comedy, Sad in the City podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a flock of pigeons abducted in NYC, a doctor who branded patients livers with initials, a vacuum robot that escaped from a Cambridge Travelodge and a man who’s job was so tedious he suffered from bore-out and sued! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robby Hoffman joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who runs a moist towelette museum out of a planetarium, how a bartender's tip led to an arrest in a buoy burning, a man that tried to fill a scuba tank with weed smoke and lost his testicles and a man who lied to his wife for over a decade about Haribo gummy bears! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.