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We're late but we're here! The bachelor party is over. Joe is home from doing Rogan. The boys are back! Joe goes to the US Open! Mark has a feud with an airline attendant! We're back in the New York groove!!! Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS.  If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800- GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Our Stuff: - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithSto... SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

We love ya folks. We don't have our studio, our producer, or our equipment - but we're making it happen! The boys are island-bound for Mark's bachelor party and we're talking shenanigans! With appearances by Chris Alan, Ari Shaffir, Doug Key, Bert Kreischer and more - it's a train wreck in paradise!! Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Visit https://www.manscaped.com/Tuesdays - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. Our Stuff:  - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays  - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithSto...  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean streak. Mark gets a strong talking to about his language at a show, and then gets a mean-spirited haircut! They can't win! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS130 & use code TUESDAYS130 for $130 off - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays Our Stuff: - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithSto... SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean streak. Mark gets a strong talking to about his language at a show, and then gets a mean-spirited haircut! They can't win! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS130 & use code TUESDAYS130 for $130 off - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays Our Stuff: - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithSto... SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Mark jets to a private Costa Rica gig for a mysterious man and lives to tell the tale. Joe deals with a mask hypocrite, his baseball career continues to grow, and an old lady rooks him in line for an international flight!!! Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quotes to see how much you could save. - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays Our Stuff: - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Joe shoots with Charlemagne tha God! Mark announces on Jimmy Fallon! Mark goes shooting! Joe shoots down a heckler! Sponsors: - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS - Support the show by going to buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com -Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS130 & Use code TUESDAYS130 for $130 off Our Stuff: - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Joe goes to Central Park and is taken aback by a topless woman in a wheelchair. Mark's merch goes missing, and the guys battle studio construction. Joe becomes a pro baseball player, and he accidentally invites one of his fellow players to be part of a throuple. Go Paddleheads!  Sponsors:  - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month.  - Support the show and quit smoking naturally with Füm. Save 10% by using code TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Visit https://www.manscaped.com/Tuesdays - Support the show and get up to 34% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c  Our Stuff:  - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

After the weeks of anticipation, the premiere for FOURTH OF JULY has finally happened - and Joe is here to tell the story of every moment. From a beautiful night at the Beacon in NYC, to Boston (in a celebratory private bus), to Chicago with the White Sox - Joe breaks down the opening weekend of his movie! Mark forgets his keys in Red Bank and asks what mustard gas is. Sponsors: - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS120 ! Use code TUESDAYS120 for $120 off - Visit http:// www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. - Visit http:// www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS to help support the show. - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStoriesSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere his movie, Fourth of July! The boys have come so far! They also talk fireworks at Pride, an acquaintance catching a knife to the midsection, Mark on tour with Bert Kreischer, and above all, most importantly - Joe's techno fart. ALSO! Check out the Patreon! Newest Patreon video is a 30-minute documentary about Mark and Joe at Joe's PS109 show featuring Dan Soder, TJ Miller, and Louis CK. Only $3 to join up at patreon.com/tuesdays (plus you'll get weekly bonuses and ad-free versions of every episode!) Sponsors: - Get Breakshot Pool on iOS or Android: breakshotpool.com - Visit www.betterhelp.com/ Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://SheathUnderwear.com

Joe and Matt Wayne record farts. The boys discuss who they'd like to see make love to their significant others. Mark works out with Joe Rogan, and tells the tale of Ari Shaffir's ill-conceived bet. Joe gives a lecture on the dangers of sleepover and the Chiefs of Queef receive a very timely gift during the show... !!! Sponsors: - Support the show and quit smoking naturally with Füm. Save 10% by using code TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Visit http://www.nativedeo.com/tuesdayswithstories Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w