Tuesdays with Stories!

The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about  Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about  meeting Parker Posey.  The guys talk about the women they find hottest.  You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention  Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You  have to listen to find out! Mark finally gets a good haircut!  The boys daydream about starting a comedy night AND a comedy club! Who's  the manager? You guessed it: the homeless lady from "Home Alone 2." She  needs a job and we're stepping up to help her out! It's Tuesday, folks! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com

The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams!    Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty! Mark heads to four different cities in four days, and has a canine airplane invader! Joe goes to Syracuse, and calls for the end of Starbucks mobile orders. The boys get into money, time and diamonds being a construct. We've got a couple of Dalai Lamas in the studio, folks! True jizz-dom! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS.

The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human  poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket  magazine, where they recreated a tennis-based episode of Seinfeld. Mark  talks about putting together a new show and a big creative win  behind-the-scenes! Joe tailgates in Gig Harbor, Mark goes to  San Jose and praises the Delta Lounge. The guys close the show by  cursing highfalutin meals. Bring back a good ole' fashion cheeseburger!  We're covering what matters, folks!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Support the show and get 15% off your first order by visiting https://www.getfirstperson.com and use code Tuesdays

Tuesday is HERE, ladies and gentlemen! Joe heads to Gig Harbor to hang with the fam (not his fam, but A fam) and then to LA for his very own fish-out-of-water story. Mark deals with a nightmare Q+A on the road, and then heads to Howie Mandel's pod, where Mandel calls Mark's mom and puts her on the spot! Joe does Bill Burr's podcast on the West Coast, and has an all-time hang in LA. It's a banger of an ep, baby! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays

This week on Tuesdays with Stories: Mark is back from the makeup date of Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and has to battle the town drunk at an outdoor event! Joe takes in some more tennis, and Mark gets scolded about what's right and wrong with a straight-up racist! It's Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories     Sponsors:   - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

The boys are back in the saddle! Mark has a gig with sweet, sweet Chris Al this week and is riding pretty! Joe gets hooked on Nathan for You and gets a killer Pearl Jam ticket hook-up from Dan Soder. However, what happens when he gets tapped to announce for the US Open and it conflicts with the big night? What does Jojo do!?? Find out on a brand new bouncing baby Tuesdays! Our Stuff: patreon.com/tuesdays                      youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories     Sponsors:   - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c

Tuesday's here! Joe kicks things off by disparaging the Beastie Boys and contemplating mortality. Mark barely makes a gig with Bert Kreischer after a canceled flight, and has to follow a killer set from Big Jay Oakerson! Joe goes to see the new Idris Elba movie BEAST and has a deplorable time! Mark reluctantly goes suit shopping and the boys argue about bowties! It's a riveting Tuesdays, baby!! Our Stuff: patreon.com/tuesdays  youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   Sponsors:  - Support the show and get 15% off your first order by visiting https://www.getfirstperson.com and use code Tuesdays. - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS130 use code TUESDAYS130 for $130 off - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS.   If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426- 2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522- 4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.

It's a lunch episode ladies and gentlemen! Mark and Joe open the show by setting a new goal on the Patreon to do a live "Tuesdays After Dark" and talk about the first time they tried to accomplish this very sexy task. Mark tells the story of a show in Palm Beach with a stereotype in the crowd, Joe's all alone at the U.S. Open, and a recent Joe Rogan Experience got pretty kooky for one of the boys. It's Tuesdays, baby!! patreon.com/tuesdays youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays for 3 months free. - Support the show, quit smoking naturally with Füm, AND save 10% by using code DRUNK at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426- 2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522- 4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.

We're late but we're here! The bachelor party is over. Joe is home from doing Rogan. The boys are back! Joe goes to the US Open! Mark has a feud with an airline attendant! We're back in the New York groove!!! Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS.  If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800- GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Our Stuff: - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithSto... SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w