

The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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Sep 27, 2024 • 1h 38min
Who was on the Diddy Logs? Snopes Writes Hit Peice About US!, & Women Eat Dirt for Beauty
A North Carolina Governor claims to be 'Black Hitler' on an adult site, sparking hilarity and disbelief. The absurdity of women eating dirt for beauty gains attention, as hosts question the logic behind bizarre trends. The chaotic landscape of online misinformation faces scrutiny, revealing how humor intersects with serious issues. Celebrity culture takes a hit, as stories of legal dilemmas and outrageous behaviors provide laughs. Amidst these scandals, the legacy of the Kennedys and absurdity of lockdown life are explored, showcasing the intersection of comedy and current events.

Sep 20, 2024 • 1h 43min
The New York Times HILARIOUS Strike Demands, Assassination Attempts, & Exploding Hezbollah Pager!
Black girls need more D (vitamin) cops go ballistic in the NYC subway, and science has determined mammals can breathe from their butts. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mando - Go to http://shopmando.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 40% off starter pack FUM - Go to https://tryfum.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST for a free gift AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free bottle of vitamin D3K2 and 5 free AG1 travel packs with first purchase Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play $5 SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Wayne: Oct 11/12, Louisville: Oct 13, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19 - ryanlongcomedy.com DANNY ON TOUR: Baltimore Oct 10, Tampa Oct 20, Albany Dec 4 and Hartford Dec 5 dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 13, 2024 • 1h 42min
The Debate Aftermath, Article Calls Believing in Aliens Dangerous, Jaoquin Phoenix Walks Off Movie For Being too Gay
The hosts dive into the absurdity of societal norms, discussing the hilarity of silent walking trends among Gen Z. They tackle the strange intersection of alien beliefs and pop culture, including Joaquin Phoenix's walk-off from a film over its explicit content. With a comedic lens, they critique media bias in political debates and share insights on the comedy of cultural food practices. Expect laughs as they explore health fads and celebrity antics, keeping it all light-hearted and clever throughout!

Sep 11, 2024 • 1h 29min
Glenn Greenwald on Telegram CEO Arrest, Brazil Banning X, Working with Edward Snowden & CIA Mass Surveillance
Glenn Greenwald, an influential journalist recognized for his focus on independent journalism and government surveillance, dives into pressing issues surrounding freedom of expression. He discusses Brazil's ban on the platform X and the civil disobedience that followed, showcasing the resilience of journalists in a climate of increasing censorship. Also touched upon are the dynamics of free speech, the complexities of political identity, and the relentless challenges faced by media in this digital age, marked by pervasive surveillance and shifting political landscapes.

Sep 6, 2024 • 1h 48min
Wider Parking Spots for Women Only! Thin Lizzo, Down Syndrome Lawyer, Unhinged Musk Hate
Dive into the entertaining absurdity of women-only parking spots and the irony of America's view on freedom. Explore the evolving perceptions of body image featuring celebrities like Lizzo, and laugh at the paradox of enjoying unhealthy snacks while on weight-loss drugs. Marvel at the inspiring determination of disability athletes in competitive sports. The podcast humorously critiques the allure of bad boys and societal perceptions, while also touching on Britney Spears' public persona and the absurdity of free speech zones.

Aug 30, 2024 • 1h 38min
A Cult of Men Cutting Their D*cks Off, Taliban Bans Women From Talking! & Election Astrologers
King Edward was a gay black disabled man (according to a new TV show) The Taliban mass-fires men who can’t grow beards, and sometimes you just have to ignore economists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 23, 2024 • 1h 45min
Mobile Vasectomies & Abortion Clinic! Ben Affleck is Free, & Queering Nuclear Weapons
CHINA won the olympics! (According to China) Don Lemon searches desperately for purpose, and the DNC reclaims Country music. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription FÜM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for a free gift SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Wayne: Oct 11/12, Louisville: Oct 13, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19 - ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 16, 2024 • 1h 35min
UK Can't Stop Jailing People for Tweets, Influencer Puts Poo on her Face & Will Smiths REVENGE
Dive into the whirlwind of bizarre beauty trends, including the outrageous poop skincare fad that has the hosts in stitches. They tackle the linking of food festivals to monkeypox in Toronto with playful humor. A critique on gym culture and the absurdities of social media censorship unfolds, all while juggling comedic takes on personal relationships. Plus, explore the chaos of Olympic events and the dynamics of celebrity friendships, including those of Will Smith. It's a delightful mix of satire, societal quirks, and lighthearted commentary!

Aug 9, 2024 • 1h 35min
Olympic Commentator Fired for Sexist Joke! Alpha GigaChads for Harris & Intersex Athletes
The podcast dives into the whirlwind of modern dating in Ukraine amid conflict. It hilariously critiques an Olympic commentator's sexist joke while exploring the controversy over intersex athletes in sports. The discussion meanders through the fleeting nature of fame, humorous celebrity antics, and the shifting tides of attraction preferences, from 'bad boys' to emotionally available partners. Personal anecdotes and light-hearted jabs at societal norms create an entertaining and insightful exploration of contemporary life and culture.

Aug 2, 2024 • 1h 39min
The Gayest Olympics Ever & Republicans get Called Weird!
In this lively discussion, comedians Che Durena, Chris Faga, and JJ Liberman tackle topics like Ugly Privilege and the flamboyant antics of the Olympics, particularly LGBTQ+ representation. They share hilarious anecdotes about darts' excitement and the absurdity of political ads predicting dystopian futures. The conversation twists through political comedy, tech woes, and even bizarre scams, all wrapped in sharp satire and playful banter. They also delve into the chaos of personal relationships and the wild side of wrestling, keeping the laughs coming throughout.