The Boyscast with Ryan Long

SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT:  buyraycon.com/boyscast Bollandbranch.com promocode: boyscast patreon.com/theboyscast 00:00 Intro 00:10 Jewish wedding 05:50 Tour dates 06:33 Canceling Halloween 07:44 Sue Thomas FBI correction 08:59 Stevie Nicks DJ 13:47 Article – Sex with a micropenis can be a mind-bendingly good experience 20:54 Mr. and Mrs. Smith 35:51 Ad – Boll & Branch (bollandbranch.com promo code BOYSCAST) 37:29 Karaoke battle of the bands 40:20 Article – More than a third of white students lie about their race on college applications 57:59 Two different blackfaces out of Canada 1:03:57 Ad – Raycon (buyraycon.com/boyscast) 1:05:16 Vegans were the original SJWs 1:11:16 Article – Hillary Clinton is (kinda) fat now and I’m totally here for it 1:14:26 Colin Kaepernick Netflix series 1:25:20 Fat Hillary article continued 1:31:56 Subscribe to our Patreon (patreon.com/theboyscast) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Support the boys sponsors: http://keeps.com/boyscast http://ritual.com/boyscast 0:00 Intro 0:10 Canceled Dallas Shows 1:23 The Texas State Fair 4:37 Danny Has A New Crystal 8:26 Female Winner Of Literary Award Turns Out To Be 3 Men 22:25 Article - Adele Lost Weight And I'm Upset 47:57 Ad - ritual.com/boyscast 49:31 Don't Make Fun Of Women's Sports 01:00:25 Former Raiders Coach Fired For Misogynistic & Homophobic Emails 01:11:58 Ad - keeps.com/boyscast 01:13:30 Male Workers Fixing Radiators In All Women College Unsettling Residents 01:33:09 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Support the Sponsors at:  http://fitmod.me/boyscast for 25% off http://expressvpn.com/boyscast for 3 Extra Months Extra episode Patreon.com/theboyscast  Follow me @ryanlongcomedy  0:00 Intro 0:19 Accidentally For Boys 1:23 Dudes Are All Wearing Dresses Now? 4:19 Danny's Cool 60s Guy Story 6:11 Gay Guy On The Cover Of Playboy  11:25 Ryan Trying To Get His Hands On "Magazines" As A Kid 12:41 Super Man Is Gay Now 13:43 Pray Away The Gay Camp 15:09 Super Man Is Gay Now Continuation 16:00 Funny Vice Article Headlines 16:11 We Need More Women Sumo Wrestlers 23:58 If Men Got Pregnant 25:17 If Women Were The Same Size As Men Planes Would Be Bigger 26:36 Shero's Journey 29:00 Southwest Airlines Cancels 30% Of Flights 34:36 Cops Show Up At Guy's House Because He Went Outside 6 Months Ago 35:47 Cops Bust Into Guy's House For Making A Twitter Post 39:23 Ryan's Gangster Friend 40:55 Ryan's Communist Friend 42:35 Ad - fitbod.me/boyscast 44:30 Dave Chappelle's New Special 01:20:17 Ad - expressvpn.com/boyscast 01:22:18 Article - My Boyfriend Made Me Peg Him & Now He Wants To Be The Girl In The Relationship 01:28:36 Danny Takes An Autism Test 01:40:55 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast  Support the boyscast Sponsors at: http://Raycon.com/boyscast http://bollandbranch.com promocode: boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

patreon.com/theboyscast for bonus episode always.  TOUR DATES:  NEW YORK STANDUP SPECIAL TICKET LINK! - https://thestandnyc.com/shows/2021-10-21(ONLY LATE SHOW LEFT!!) CHICAGO, IL -OCT OCT 4-6 AUSTIN, TX - OCTOBER 12-13 PLANO, TX - OCT 14-16 PHEONIX, AZ - DECEMBER 9-11 Tickets at RYANLONGCOMEDY.COM SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!! AT  Butcherbox.com/boyscast Keeps.com/boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The Met Gala is for girls, Sleeping with men isnt gay, norm macdonald and activism in comedy patreon.com/theboyscast sheathunderwear.com promocode: ryanlong DATES! NEW YORK STANDUP SPECIAL TICKET LINK! - https://thestandnyc.com/shows/2021-10-21 BLOOMINGTON, MN - SEPTEMBER 23-25 CHICAGO, IL -OCT OCT 4-6 AUSTIN, TX - OCTOBER 12-13 PLANO, TX - OCT 14-16 PHEONIX, AZ - DECEMBER 9-11 Tickets at RYANLONGCOMEDY.COM TIMECODES! 0:00 Intro Music 0:10 Did You Know That Sleeping With Men Isn't Gay? 4:28 Comedy Store Fight Story Continuation 13:36 The Met Gala 31:02 Influencer Gets Caught Trying To Make Her Son Cry For The Camera 39:40 Nicki Minaj's Friend Gets Vaccine Side Effects 43:54 Norm Macdonald Dies At Age 61 1:02:24 Sheath Underwear Ad - Promocode: ryanlong 1:04:00 Joe Rogan Suing CNN? 1:06:23 Activism Kills Comedy 1:36:02 Patreon Supporters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Comedy Show Fight, Boyfriends Girlfriend likes Trump, Talibans all male government, Gavin Neusome says women rule, white lotus, Abortion, Feminist Reddit vs Mgtow, Her Husband was Cheating with a Man. Extra Episode Every Week at http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT http://keeps.com/boyscast http://bollandbranch.com promocode: boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan trecks through hurricane, Vice Employees are Fired, Jeapardy Dude is gone for Good, Hollywood PR Girl tells you how to craft the perfect apology, Crack Cocain, and Pro Vacinne Influencers!  Extra Episode at patreon.com/theboyscast every week.  Buy Tickets for Plano TX / PHEONIX at ryanlongcomedy.com Support The Sponsors at  http://cutsclothing.com/boyscast http://fitbod.me/boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices