

The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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Dec 31, 2021 • 1h 36min
WE WISH YOU A TOXIC NEW YEAR
Happy New Year to the boys - we go over whether or not holidays are problematic, Jordan Peterson not being able to log into his MSN account, simp shaming and demisexual husbands. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your membership DoorDash app - Promocode BOYSCAST LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 24, 2021 • 1h 42min
I CAN'T HAVE SEX BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE ft/ Paul Thompson
Paul Thompson is one of our best friends and one of the funniest comics in the world. We go over Demi Lovato singing to ghosts, Small Dicks Are All The Rage, White House vaccine songs, Reddit witch legal spells and climate change. Watch Ep 1 of his new series here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZFolCjRY4s Instagram @paulthompsoncomedy Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: butcherbox.com/boyscast DoorDash app - Promocode BOYSCAST LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 17, 2021 • 1h 32min
TRICKED INTO SEX BY HER GYNO
Vaccine raps, gynecologists, witch money spells and the Pope. Support the sponsors at: mintmobile.com/boyscast for 3 months free! bollandbranch.com - promocode BOYSCAST for up to 20% off expressvpn.com/boyscast for 3 extra months free! LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 13, 2021 • 1h 3min
BOYSCAST PATREON PREVIEW
Some clips from the patreon this year. New Episode every week at patreon.com/theboyscast - This Friday we have our buddy colum on and the Patreon was a whole different vibe from the main episode - it's only $5 buy it for yourself for christmas. You deserve it. don't listen to her. 2022 is your year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 10, 2021 • 1h 36min
HOW TO SPOT A MISOGYNIST W/ COLUM TYRRELL (THE BOYSCAST)
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Dec 3, 2021 • 1h 31min
BRO-SOCIAL LOW VALUE MALES?
Demi Lovato talking to aliens, gay Santa, Jewish kid black market for teeth and bro social low value males. Support the sponsors at boxofawesome.com - Promocode BOYSCAST for 20% off your first box bollandbranch.com - Promocode BOYSCAST for up to 20% off at checkout LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 26, 2021 • 1h 51min
PUKING FROM SEX WITH GIRLS w/ An0maly
An0maly is a Rapper, Podcaster, and he joined the boys in California to talk about everything from Covid to Conspiracies, to IS will smith gay, and more. Support the sponsors at http://mintmobile.com/boyscast for 3 MONTHS FREE http://talkspace.com promocode boyscast for 100 bucks off find him on instagram @dreamrare and YouTube.com/an0malyhiphop. An0maly is a Rapper, Podcaster, Commentator find him on instagram @dreamrare and YouTube.com/an0malyhiphop Bonus episode this week with Ryan and Danny at patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 19, 2021 • 1h 46min
FEMINIST ROBOTS TO SAVE THE DAY
Catch us in MELROSE, IRVINE, PHOENIX, TORONTO - ryanlongcomedy.com BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK @ ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: keeps.com/boyscast butcherbox.com/boyscast 0:00 Intro 0:10 Stop Saying "Ladies And Gentlemen" 1:54 Danny's New Side Hustle 2:21 Ryan's Sickness 5:44 Zoo Outside Ryan's House 9:52 Elon Musk Trolls Bernie Sanders On Twitter 11:55 SNL Sketch & Boomer Liberal Humor Is The Worst 14:18 Bill Marr's Weird Monologue 15:48 Piers Morgan's New Identity 17:15 Unvaccinated People Permanently Locked Down In Austria 18:03 Asians Not Counted As People Of Color In College Admissions 22:40 First Woman Diagnosed With Climate Change 35:33 Study - Why People In Academia Stay In Academia 38:51 AI Movies Hate Humans 46:28 Article - Can Feminist Robots Challenge Our Biases? 1:01:42 Ad - keeps.com/boyscast 1:02:56 Ad - butcherbox.com/boyscast 1:04:31 Kyle Rittenhouse Trial 1:28:55 Astrology Chicks Say Low Value Men Hate Astrology 1:41:03 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 12, 2021 • 1h 39min
NFT'S HAVE A BOYS PROBLEM
DATES: TORONTO / LA / PHOENIX - ryanlongcomedy.com LA: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/ryan-long-hollywood-improv-the-lab-tickets/11502395?pl=hollyimprov&REFID=hollywoodWP&_ga=2.55246251.1499360571.1636688212-1914756797.1635618703 SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: expressvpn.com/boyscast fitbod.me/boyscast 0:00 Intro 0:10 Upgrading The Boyscast Setup 0:45 How 1 Episode Of The Boyscast Changed A Life 7:04 Lev Fer's New Gucci Bag 8:10 Skankfest Stories 10:12 Article - NFTs Have A Sexism Problem 17:52 Danny Kicked Off AirBnB 20:25 YouTube Removes Downvotes 22:51 Danny's Tinder Hack 24:28 Article (CONTINUATION) - NFTs Have A Sexism Problem 42:59 Ad - expressvpn.com/boyscast 44:40 Men's Charity NFT Idea 45:32 Article - Finance Terms Are Sexist 53:29 Influencer Apologizes To ALL The Communities 1:00:24 Henry Blodget Banned From Security Industry 1:02:32 Microsoft Woke Introductions 1:06:45 Ad - fitbod.me/boyscast 1:08:08 Climate Change Returns After Covid-19 1:12:40 Article - Nearly Three Quarters Of Americans Suffer From Eco-Anxiety 1:19:35 Canada 6 Months Natural Immunity Rule 1:20:21 Daily Beast DESTROYS Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk 1:25:26 Nobody Follows COVID Regulations Anymore 1:28:34 Astroworld 1:29:42 Article (CONTINUATION) - Nearly Three Quarters Of Americans Suffer From Eco-Anxiety 1:38:10 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 5, 2021 • 1h 33min
SMALL WILLY STYLES
SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: buyraycon.com/boyscast Bollandbranch.com promocode: boyscast patreon.com/theboyscast 00:00 Intro 00:10 Jewish wedding 05:50 Tour dates 06:33 Canceling Halloween 07:44 Sue Thomas FBI correction 08:59 Stevie Nicks DJ 13:47 Article – Sex with a micropenis can be a mind-bendingly good experience 20:54 Mr. and Mrs. Smith 35:51 Ad – Boll & Branch (bollandbranch.com promo code BOYSCAST) 37:29 Karaoke battle of the bands 40:20 Article – More than a third of white students lie about their race on college applications 57:59 Two different blackfaces out of Canada 1:03:57 Ad – Raycon (buyraycon.com/boyscast) 1:05:16 Vegans were the original SJWs 1:11:16 Article – Hillary Clinton is (kinda) fat now and I’m totally here for it 1:14:26 Colin Kaepernick Netflix series 1:25:20 Fat Hillary article continued 1:31:56 Subscribe to our Patreon (patreon.com/theboyscast) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices