This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, the gay Grammys, getting pampered as a queer person, needing gay friendships, queer awakenings on a rugby team, femme life, getting clocked in high school, a tootie Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @DeisonAfualo @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Cardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss evacuating, the new moon, Dennis Quaid, sobriety, inauguration performances, first kisses with a boy, gay Traitors, grandma breaking her hip from scissoring, a Babygirl movie review, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy If you can donate, here are some places: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fund https://www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund/ and for Public Displays of Altadena https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pda TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some options: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fundwww.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund and Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles website:www.habitatla.org/support-us This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss twinkle boys, romantic snow vacations, gender affirming winter clothing, finding your in-laws hot, coming out to elders, the best top/bottom discussion you've ever heard, a church Bumble Fumble and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy @genderless_gap_adTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Cardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss New Years Eve, kissing holidays, butch formalwear, work/wife balance, a pride success story, building a career, supporting queer artists, the stability of Bette and Tina, the gayest moments of 2024, holding space, 2025 manifesting, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss book fairs, JoJo taking a lover, redemption for Monk, Ray's wedding, Kenz starting a grind train, is lesbianism contagious, honeymoon vibes, Charlie horses at weird times, an Ask a Dyke, growing attraction, Lindsey Lohan Christmas and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Tello Films https://www.tellofilms.com/ TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Fire crotches and celebrity gossip blend in a lively discussion about Paris Hilton's past as a bully. The hosts poke fun at dating mishaps while reflecting on mental health in the LGBTQ+ community, all with a comedic flair. JoJo Siwa's new song sparks a playful chat about love and relationships. They also dive into the complexities of queer love, contrasting it with straight dynamics. AI-generated queer narratives and their creative implications add a whimsical layer to the conversation, making it a delightful mix of humor and heart.

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you! If you need to talk with someone : LGBT National Help Center: Call 888-843-4564 for general support, 800-246-7743 for the youth talkline, or 888-234-7243 for the senior hotline  LGBT National Coming Out Support Hotline: Call 888-OUT-LGBT (888-688-5428)  SAGE LGBT Elder Hotline: Call 1-877-360-LGBT (5428)  Trans Lifeline: Call 1-877-565-8860 in the United States or 1-877-330-6366 in Canada  Trevor Project: Call 1-866-488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online  National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Call 988, available 24/7 

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! ⁠LINK This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Unlock Spotify ⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe⁠ Join Patreon : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com