

Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
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”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness.
Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness.
Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
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Nov 18, 2025 • 1h 8min
#340 - Scorched Earth with Chrishell Stause
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Chrishell Stause at G Flip's LA show! They discuss mall jobs, the shocker, All's Fair, Kyle Richards, Padma Lakshmi's soft launch, Halloween couples' costume, watching yourself on TV, going full scorched Earth for your they/them, Ask a Dykes for Chrishell, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyUnlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Nov 4, 2025 • 1h 2min
#338 - Angelina and Charlize with Tefi (Part 1)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Tefi Pessoa! They discuss femme privilege, committing crimes, Charlize Theron being gay, Jennifer's Body Two, 7th Heaven, meeting Lucy Liu, a brand new segment and so much more!Follow @HelloTefi @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @mckgoodwinGo Listen/Download - Tefi Talks! - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tefi-talks/id1829793986 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Oct 14, 2025 • 1h 7min
#335 - Gay Traitors with Bob The Drag Queen (Part 1)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Bob The Drag Queen! They discuss Aryna Sabalenka, benson Boob, Traitors, which signs are best in bed and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comDurham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comSacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Oct 7, 2025 • 1h 4min
#334 - Gym, Tan, Lesbian Romance Novels
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss lesbian novels, fruity butches, 3000 gay men on a boat, Madam Swift getting engaged, the Hunting Wives, pad girl representation, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Sep 23, 2025 • 1h 4min
#332 - Tate McCrotch
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wearing a dress, The VMAs, Tate McRae in sand, Love Thy Nader, showing bush on main, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comDetroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Sep 16, 2025 • 1h 4min
#331 - Long Distance Fingering with Jameela Jamil
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) to discuss falling in love with your bully, Ray having a ghost in her house, keeping girls funny, lesbian utopia and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Sep 9, 2025 • 52min
#330 - Friendship Lap Dance
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss throuples, horrible suits, Kenny and Ray going to a strip club together, casino culture, loving being an adult, sobriety, Kenny's haunted house, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Aug 26, 2025 • 1h 9min
#328 - Jock Butch Hunter with Poppy Liu
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Poppy Liu (Hacks)! They discuss queer doctors being too hot, mother wounds on a first date, almost getting sucked into a cult, work crushes, fumbling the bag, making out in cars, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Aug 12, 2025 • 1h 11min
#326 - Snorting Zoloft with Ali Kolbert
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ali Kolbert! They discuss being sl*tty in the past, great nips on Love Island, dental work, haggling with a shark, "straight" girl trauma, unlearning toxic masculinity, gender envy, being the gateway drug, a sexy Ask a Dyke, a digit Bumble Fumble and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Jul 15, 2025 • 1h 17min
#322 - No Queef Fear with Steph Tolev
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Steph Tolev! They discuss trying to go to a strip club, if we were a straight coupe, shows around shrimp, bring back in the closet, munching box and having a bf, supportive partners, inventing s*x moves, being the filth queen and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com


