
Two Dykes And A Mic
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”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness.
Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
Latest episodes

Jun 3, 2025 • 1h 12min
#316 - Cult Chemistry with Zolita
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Zolita! They discuss butch eyelashes, kissing six of your friends, our favorite lesbian tropes, joining a cult, when your ex girlfriend takes down a cult leader, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinKenny's Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marshaTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comPortland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

May 20, 2025 • 52min
#314 - Strapping to Tears with Jade Fox
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Jade Fox! They discuss McKenzie's movie, lesbian fashion, regional butches, how to hide your huge bazoingas, a major Bumble, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinKenny's Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marshaTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comSeattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

May 6, 2025 • 1h 13min
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Freya Evans (Lesbian Supper Club). They discuss playing dead to get a number, fighting off bottom allegations, femme privilege, streaks without talking to men, adult braces, a game of What's Gayer, an Ask a Dyke about eating your friend out, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comSt. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Apr 22, 2025 • 59min
#310 - Nip to Nip
Hosts spark lively discussions on trying new things in the boudoir and the intriguing idea of a gay Olympics. They delve into personal anecdotes about childhood curiosities around gender identity, all while reflecting on their unique experiences in all-girls Catholic schools. The conversation amplifies with humorous critiques of reality TV and queer media, alongside heartfelt stories about LGBTQ+ connections. They also explore the charms of upcoming travel and performances while sharing memorable and awkward encounters. A delightful mix of humor and intimacy!

Apr 8, 2025 • 54min
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Hooters, JoAnn's, Haim, crunching the numbers, Kenny shows Ray her ass for the first (and only?) time, border patrol, pickleball, f*ck friends, a sweaty sleeper Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comMadison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Mar 25, 2025 • 57min
#306 - Queer Supremacy with Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday! They discuss the Kelly Clarkson wink, a hot butch detective, baby arm transplants, v*gina monuments, bush talk, PDA around parents, Raven and Miranda's meet cute, bringing Crayons to a date, dogs in the bedroom, marital s*x, and so much more!FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to our giveaway with Bellesa wins something! www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamic-podcastFollow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Mar 11, 2025 • 49min
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Dylan Mulvaney! They discuss Dylan's book Paper Doll (available now!), being a queer creator, making art for the masses, being a musical theater kid, friends lying about reading your book, kissing in Scotland, and so much more!The FIRST EVER SILENT TOYS are here, which means FREE TOYS FOR ALL! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins either a free WhisperVibe™ or a FREE Rose toy with any WhisperTech™ purchase! Get yours HERE: www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamicpodcast-whisperFollow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Feb 25, 2025 • 53min
#301 - Masc 4 Masc with Liv Hewson (Yellowjackets) Part 1
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Yellowjacket's Liv Hewson! They discuss Coyote Ugly off the clock, Backstreet Boys reunion, missing Miley Cyrus, blowing glass, how much lube is too much lube, mascs being attracted to moms, being on set, Yellowjackets getting gayer, deep V confidence, leg hair, butch on butch relationships, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Feb 11, 2025 • 1h 4min
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, the gay Grammys, getting pampered as a queer person, needing gay friendships, queer awakenings on a rugby team, femme life, getting clocked in high school, a tootie Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @DeisonAfualo @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Jan 28, 2025 • 1h 3min
#297 - Babygirl and Gay Traitors
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss evacuating, the new moon, Dennis Quaid, sobriety, inauguration performances, first kisses with a boy, gay Traitors, grandma breaking her hip from scissoring, a Babygirl movie review, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
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Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com