
Two Dykes And A Mic
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”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness.
Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
Latest episodes

Jan 14, 2025 • 53min
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some options: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fundwww.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund and Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles website:www.habitatla.org/support-us This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss twinkle boys, romantic snow vacations, gender affirming winter clothing, finding your in-laws hot, coming out to elders, the best top/bottom discussion you've ever heard, a church Bumble Fumble and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy @genderless_gap_adTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Dec 31, 2024 • 1h 16min
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss New Years Eve, kissing holidays, butch formalwear, work/wife balance, a pride success story, building a career, supporting queer artists, the stability of Bette and Tina, the gayest moments of 2024, holding space, 2025 manifesting, and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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Dec 17, 2024 • 59min
#291 - Lesbianism is Contagious
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss book fairs, JoJo taking a lover, redemption for Monk, Ray's wedding, Kenz starting a grind train, is lesbianism contagious, honeymoon vibes, Charlie horses at weird times, an Ask a Dyke, growing attraction, Lindsey Lohan Christmas and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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Dec 3, 2024 • 49min
#289 - Safe Chaos
Fire crotches and celebrity gossip blend in a lively discussion about Paris Hilton's past as a bully. The hosts poke fun at dating mishaps while reflecting on mental health in the LGBTQ+ community, all with a comedic flair. JoJo Siwa's new song sparks a playful chat about love and relationships. They also dive into the complexities of queer love, contrasting it with straight dynamics. AI-generated queer narratives and their creative implications add a whimsical layer to the conversation, making it a delightful mix of humor and heart.

Nov 19, 2024 • 51min
#287 - Martha, Meg, Mendez & Moretz
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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Nov 7, 2024 • 12min
Checking In From Hell
We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you!
If you need to talk with someone :
LGBT National Help Center: Call 888-843-4564 for general support, 800-246-7743 for the youth talkline, or 888-234-7243 for the senior hotline
LGBT National Coming Out Support Hotline: Call 888-OUT-LGBT (888-688-5428)
SAGE LGBT Elder Hotline: Call 1-877-360-LGBT (5428)
Trans Lifeline: Call 1-877-565-8860 in the United States or 1-877-330-6366 in Canada
Trevor Project: Call 1-866-488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Call 988, available 24/7

Oct 29, 2024 • 1h 3min
#284 - John Proctor & Captain Underpants
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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Oct 15, 2024 • 53min
#282 - The Finger Pit
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more!
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Vancouver - 10/18
San Diego - 10/20
Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
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Oct 1, 2024 • 53min
#280 - Lightning Bolt in Your BH
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more!
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Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3
San Francisco - 10/5
Sacramento - 10/6
Toronto - 10/10
Montreal - 10/11
Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13
Vancouver - 10/18
San Diego - 10/20
Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
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Sep 17, 2024 • 1h 4min
#278 - Vanilla Boobs
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more!
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Kansas City MO - 9/19
Dallas - 9/20
Austin - 9/21
Phoenix - 9/22
Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3
San Francisco - 10/5
Sacramento - 10/6
Toronto - 10/10
Montreal - 10/11
Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13
Vancouver - 10/18
San Diego - 10/20
Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
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Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com