This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Los Angeles - 8/17 Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

In this lively discussion, hosts explore the quirks of online shopping and the hilarity of accidental s3x toy shares on SnapChat. They examine what straight people think about cheating, while also sharing silly stories about butches on Easter Sunday. The banter heats up with anecdotes about body positivity featuring 'pumpkin tits,' and they celebrate the rise of queer athletes, emphasizing representation in sports and beyond. The conversation mixes humor with heartfelt reflections on identity and community.

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS. Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Los Angeles - 8/17 Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Caleb Hearon! They discuss roasting, Midwest queers, Christian a cappella, Missouri culture, fingering for too long, kissing, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @calebsaysthings @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Sex article Kenny was on about: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/opinion/choking-teen-sex-brain-damage.html Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Beth Stelling, a vibrant comedian known for her witty humor, joins the hosts for a lively discussion. They dive into the chaotic world of first dates and the awkwardness of intimacy, sharing hilarious personal tales. The conversation takes a turn to the challenges of family dynamics and queer identities, enriched with nostalgic pop culture references. With playful anecdotes about rock climbing adventures and the joy of pet ownership, the trio blends laughter with thoughtful insights on love, body image, and navigating relationships.

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Mo Welch! They discuss Ray having special that dropped today, skullet, shave gel and the hell's patch, falling off stage, Mo finding her estranged dad, a wet and wild Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @MoMoWelch @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy  TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com