The Chaser Report

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Jun 16, 2025 • 21min

They May Take Our Lives, But They'll Never Take Our Substack

Charles discovers he is never going to make it past American border security, and then Dom realises the same. However are they going to do a United States Chaser Podcast Tour now? ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 15, 2025 • 22min

Birthday Fit For A King

In the wake of Trump's birthday parade this weekend (and ignoring all the wars that just started) Charles is inspired by the President/King/Emperor on how to improve his upcoming 50th bday bash. Plus Dom exposes Charles' favourite ever joke.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 12, 2025 • 19min

Please Trump, Don't Cancel AUKUS

Donald Trump is unsure whether the AUKUS deal where Australia gives the US $368 billion and receives zero nuclear submarines is sufficiently "America first". Charles and Dom are here to tell him the truth, that Australia is stealing from America and it needs to be cancelled.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 11, 2025 • 24min

The Girl With The AI Tattoo | Welcome To The Future

Charles has discovered a bluetooth tattoo that could win the award for most dystopian product covered on the podcast. Meanwhile he also tells Dom about a mechanical arm controlled by AI, and why everyone should watch season two of The Rehearsal.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 10, 2025 • 18min

America Invades America To Save America From America

Dom and Charles make some bold hyperbolic predictions about the outcome of the Los Angeles riots/invasion. Then, once they realise that all their exaggerated ideas are far more likely than first assumed, they double down make even more big calls. ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 9, 2025 • 16min

LA Cop Drafted To IDF After Shooting Journalist

In the wake of an Australian journalist being shot at by police in LA, Charles and Dom knock their brains together to come up with a solution for the impending Australia vs USA war. ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 5, 2025 • 16min

CheatGPT | Welcome To The Future

Charles brings several stories that sound like they're from the future but are actually pathetically present, including multiple stories about AI discovering a partner's disloyalty. This episode description was written by 14 people in a sweat shop typing very fast pretending to be AI. Please let us out. Our coordinates are 47.1915° N, 52.8371° W.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 4, 2025 • 18min

Tax Max Rewards Club

This bloody superannuation tax RIP OFF is DAYLIGHT ROBBERY to HARD BATTLERS like Dom and Charles. When will the government realise it's unfair to dip into their hard earned hoard of gold? Instead, the pair brainstorm how to improve the tax system with the glitz and glamour of a rewards program.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 3, 2025 • 14min

The Man-Eating Screwworm is Coming!!!

Dom has discovered a blood-curdling new parasite that literally eats humans alive! He later describes to this episode by saying: "They're not all gonna be winners." Please leave us a five star review using the code-word 'hominivorax'.---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 2, 2025 • 20min

Some Killer Statistics

Charles has found a research paper with some genuinely fascinating findings on the meme-ification of murder, which leads to a first time in The Chaser Report's history, where Charles and Dom are taking a stand. ---Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: podcast@chaser.com.auFund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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