

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
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Jun 21, 2021 • 50min
Episode 161 - The First Chechen War Part 3: Welcome to Hell
Russians invade the Chechen capital of Grozny, sparking one of the most devastating urban battles in modern military history.
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Jun 18, 2021 • 2min
History Of Armenia Preview
A preview of our upcoming Premium podcast series The History of Armenia. If you like what you hear donate to the show at the $3 level or above to unlock it:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys

Jun 14, 2021 • 1h
Episode 160 - The First Chechen War Part 2: So You've Accidentally Killed Your Own Conscripts
Part 2 of our 4 part series. Russia invades the breakaway Chechen Republic of Ichkeria and promptly bombs and shells themselves without mercy.
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Jun 7, 2021 • 1h 10min
Episode 159 - The First Chechen War Part 1: Train Robbing Rebellion
Part 1 of our 4 part series on the first Chechen War. Throughout history Russia continues to try to subjugate Chechnya, leading to generations of war.
Sources for all 4 episodes:
The Oath
Russia's Chechen Wars 1994-2000: Lessons from Urban Combat: Lessons from the Urban Combat
Fangs of the Lone Wolf: Chechen Tactics in the Russian-Chechen War 1994-2009
One Soldier's War
Allah's Mountains: The Battle for Chechnya
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May 31, 2021 • 1h 12min
Episode 158 - Mathew Charles Lamb: The Spree Shooter Turned Racist War Hero
Mathew Charles Lamb was Canada's first spree shooter. He was found insane and locked up in a psych ward. He was then dosed with acid, deemed sane, and went off to fight and die in Rhodesia.
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Sources:
Will Toffan. Watching the Devil Dance
https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=ogRFAAAAIBAJ&pg=5820%2C4561932
https://parl.canadiana.ca/view/oop.debates_HOC3002_08/869?r=0&s=2
https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=yEM_AAAAIBAJ&dq=matthew-charles-lamb&pg=2021%2C3005270
https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oARFAAAAIBAJ&dq=mathew%20lamb&pg=5652%2C3419165
https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=qj9VAAAAIBAJ&dq=lamb%20canada%20rhodesia&pg=4006%2C2766738

May 24, 2021 • 60min
Episode 157 - The Mk 14 Torpedo and How the US Hated Their Own Submariners
During WWII the US developed a revolutionary new torpedo that excelled at attempting to murder the people who launched it. This didn't seem to bother the US Navy.
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sources:
https://www.wearethemighty.com/popular/ww2-navy-torpedo-problems-mk14/
https://navalunderseamuseum.org/mk-14/
https://www.defensemedianetwork.com/stories/torpedo-scandal-rear-adm-charles-lockwood-the-mark-14-and-the-bureau-of-ordnance/
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-legendary-wwii-navy-submarine-uss-tang-sank-itself-2020-10

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May 17, 2021 • 1h 8min
Episode 156 - Battle of Hurtgen Forest Part 2: Task Force Dick Ripple
Soldiers faced overwhelming odds in the deathly chaos of Hurtgen Forest, highlighting absurd tactical failures and dire leadership. Task Force Dick Ripple's ill-fated venture adds a touch of dark humor to their struggles. Communication breakdowns and terrain challenges amplify the grim realities, leading to incredible casualties. Despite the chaos, soldiers showed remarkable bravery under unrelenting pressure. The episode reflects on the absurdities of historical military strategies and the heavy toll of war, all while maintaining a tongue-in-cheek vibe.

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May 10, 2021 • 56min
Episode 155 - Battle of Hurtgen Forest Part 1: Courtney Hodges Hates His Own Soldiers
The US plans the battle of the Hurtgen Forest. The first step is actively hating your own soldiers.
sources for both episodes
https://www.historynet.com/the-hurtgen-forest-1944-the-worst-place-of-any.htm
https://europeremembers.com/story/battle-of-huertgen-forest/
https://armyhistory.org/hell-in-the-forest-the-22d-infantry-regiment-in-the-battle-of-hurtgen-forest/
https://9thinfantrydivision.net/battle-of-the-hurtgen-forest/
https://www.wearethemighty.com/popular/longest-land-battle-hurtgen-forest/
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/2020/01/29/the-battle-of-hurtgen-forest-a-tactical-nightmare-for-allied-forces/
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May 3, 2021 • 42min
Episode 153 - Conrad Von Hotzendorf Part 2: Mt Doom
The conclusion of the Conrad Von Hotzendorf story
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Apr 26, 2021 • 1h 2min
Episode 152 - Conrad Von Hotzendorf Part 1: Load Bearing Franz
A new challenger for the worst commander of all time has entered the arena.
** corrections**
Gavrilo Princeps is mistakenly called a "Bosnian" during the episode. What we went to say was "Bosnian Serb" and our brain melted mid sentence.
sources for both episodes:
A mad catastrophe: the outbreak of World War I and the collapse of the Habsburg Empire
Collision Course: Franz Conrad Von Hötzendorf, Serbia, and the Politics of Preventive War
https://www.historynet.com/carpathian-catastrophe.htm
http://roadstothegreatwar-ww1.blogspot.com/2019/11/forgotten-campaign-carpathian-winter.html
support the show:
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