Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
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Mar 28, 2022 • 1h 11min
Episode 201 - The Polar Bear Expedition Part 4: Welcome to the Red Parade
Francis, a regular guest known for his engaging commentary, joins Joe to dive into the gripping conclusion of the Polar Bear Expedition. They explore the chaotic involvement of Japanese forces in Russia and share humorous recountings of sampling Armenian and Russian energy drinks. The discussion takes a serious turn as they reflect on soldier disillusionment and mutinies, questioning loyalty and purpose amid wartime chaos. They also tackle the stark realities of military morale and the tragic outcomes of the expedition, blending dark humor with poignant insights.

Mar 21, 2022 • 1h 8min
Episode 200 - The Polar Bear Expedition Part 3: Go Chop Down the Poop Tree
The bewildering journeys of Detroit's soldiers during the Polar Bear Expedition are humorously recalled, showcasing the absurdity of their mission. The discussion shifts to post-pandemic health attitudes, emphasizing vaccination challenges. A light-hearted comparison of vaccines to sampler platters adds humor, while cultural marketing blunders spark critique. The harsh realities faced by troops in frigid conditions reveal both chaos and camaraderie, highlighting the grim, surreal nature of war and the psychological toll on soldiers.

Mar 14, 2022 • 1h 5min
Episode 199- The Polar Bear Expedition Part 2: Let Her Rip!
Join a wild ride through the chaos of the Polar Bear Expedition as American soldiers land in a disease-ridden Russia. The hosts share humorous misadventures with quirky energy drinks and the confusing packaging of 'Boom'. They navigate miscommunication and tragicomic incidents amidst the absurdity of warfare, battling not just the enemy but also their own powers of leadership. Tales of swamp struggles and military blunders reveal the darkly funny side of war while exploring deeper themes of identity, race, and survival.

Mar 7, 2022 • 1h 4min
Episode 198 - The Polar Bear Expedition Part 1: Detroit's Own
Joe chats with Francis Horton, co-host of 'What a Hell of a Way to Die' and military history enthusiast. They dive into the obscure Polar Bear Expedition, revealing the bizarre US invasion of Russia during WWI. Horton shares insights on the tragicomic failures of military leaders and the unique experiences of Detroit's Own soldiers. Their challenges with the Mosin-Nagant rifle highlight the chaos and absurdity faced by troops, who grappled with a hostile environment and scarce supplies, all while navigating the complex political turmoil of the time.

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Feb 27, 2022 • 1h 13min
Episode 197 - The Battle of Kursk Part 4: Drowning In Blood
The soviets launch their killing blow against the nazi army, ending the Battle of Kursk
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Feb 21, 2022 • 1h 3min
Episode 196 - The Battle of Kursk Part 3: Lunch in Kursk!
SS units arrive at the battle of Kursk cheering "Lunch in Kursk!"
They would not, in fact, have lunch in Kursk.
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Feb 14, 2022 • 51min
Episode 195 - The Battle of Kursk Part 2: And Firebombs!
Hitler edges the idea of starting one of the most disastrous battles of all time while the Soviets build Fortress Kursk.
Correction:
Panzer V - Panther
Panzer VI - Tiger
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Feb 7, 2022 • 1h 6min
Episode 194 - The Battle of Kursk Part 1: Hitler is Bad at His Job
The USSR baits Nazis Germany into bleeding their army to death on 200 miles of death traps.
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Sources for all related episodes:
Showalter, Dennis. (2013) Armor and Blood: The Battle of Kursk: The Turning Point of World War II.
Guderian, Heinz (1937). Achtung – Panzer!
Nipe, George (2011). Blood, Steel, and Myth: The II. SS-Panzer-Korps and the Road to Prochorowka, July 1943.
https://web.archive.org/web/20140912164146/http://www.uni.edu/~licari/citadel.htm
Hill, Alexander (2017), The Red Army and the Second World War,

Jan 31, 2022 • 1h 25min
Episode 193 - The USS Iowa Turret Explosion
Joe is joined by Alice Caldwell-Kelly to discuss the time the US Navy murdered 47 of its sailors via incompetence and then decided to try to pin the blame on gay people.
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Sources:
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2019/04/19/uss-iowa-first-came-explosion-then-cover.html
https://taskandpurpose.com/news/iowa-explosion/
A Glimpse of Hell: The Explosion on the USS Iowa and Its Cover-Up

Jan 23, 2022 • 1h 19min
Episode 192 - The Bounty Mutiny and the Cursed History of the Pitcairn Islands
Once upon a time a Royal Navy mutiny created an island of sex crimes and incest.
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Sources:
The Bounty: The True Story of the Mutiny on the Bounty
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/the-real-story-behind-infamous-mutiny-hms-bounty
LOST PARADISE: FROM MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY TO A MODERN-DAY LEGACY OF SEXUAL MAYHEM, THE DARK SECRETS OF PITCAIRN ISLAND REVEALED


