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Send your kids out of the room for this one. Make them take off their special Hot Dog Listening Hats, put aside their Hot Dog decoder rings, and wait for the sobbing to pass. It'll take hours. Then settle into your armchair with a nice hot cup of pussy for the first adults only episode of Hot Dog Nights! This time we're talking with Michael Swaim about the worst porno ever made: BatPussy!

Seanbaby and Brockway once again enter the octagon with special guest Eddie Doty to talk about The Ultimate Fighting Championship 3: The American Dream -- the one where somebody loses an eye, a man crucifies himself, and a tweaker fights a ninja cop! We only made one of those things up... it's not the one you think!

The best theme songs explain exactly what the movie they're for is about. The best podcasts are about those theme songs. This is the best podcast! It has Zak Koonce from the Auralnauts, for one thing. It has Feel the Impact, for another. For a third and final thing, it has Seanbaby and Brockway!

Seanbaby creates another perfect game that all parties involved understood and that you will too! Then he used it to pit the brilliant Karen Chu against the present Brockway to see who was... more right? It's unclear! Perfect!

Seanbaby and Brockway challenge author Jason Pargin to the podcast kumite, which involves taking on other podcasts in podcast-to-podcast combat! First up: The Ninjutsu Podcast episode with Frank Dux, the magnificent liar behind Bloodsport, who also claims to be a ninja!

Seanbaby and Brockway robot-catfish Lydia Bugg into appearing on a third Conan podcast! This time about Red Sonja -- not technically a Conan movie! It's maybe the perfect film that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly it killed the whole genre. Out of films that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly they killed the whole genre, Red Sonja is the best.

Brockway rides his horse up and nets Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg to drag them back into the Conan podcast! This time: Conan the Destroyer, the family-friendly big-budget goofy PG sequel to Conan the Barbarian, which was none of those things.

Brockway and Seanbaby continue their proud tradition of making smart young women watch dumb old movies for men. This time it's Lydia Bugg vs. the entire Conan trilogy! Part 1, Conan the Barbarian, lashed her sensibilities to the wheel and then threw her understanding to the dogs. What is best in life?

Seanbaby and Brockway hoof it with K Thor Jensen, on the run from the fuzz in this episode about Golden Age crime comics -- where crime was the main character! Sometimes the only character!

Seanbaby pits the proven excellent mind of Jeopardy! champ and Secretly Incredibly Fascinating host Alex Schmidt against the proven garbage mind of nothing's Robert Brockway in a game of Dirtbag Jeopardy! It's just like Jeopardy, but for and by dirtbags! Play along! If you're a dirtbag!