The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Brockway and Seanbaby continue their proud tradition of making smart young women watch dumb old movies for men. This time it's Lydia Bugg vs. the entire Conan trilogy! Part 1, Conan the Barbarian, lashed her sensibilities to the wheel and then threw her understanding to the dogs. What is best in life?

Seanbaby and Brockway hoof it with K Thor Jensen, on the run from the fuzz in this episode about Golden Age crime comics -- where crime was the main character! Sometimes the only character!

Seanbaby pits the proven excellent mind of Jeopardy! champ and Secretly Incredibly Fascinating host Alex Schmidt against the proven garbage mind of nothing's Robert Brockway in a game of Dirtbag Jeopardy! It's just like Jeopardy, but for and by dirtbags! Play along! If you're a dirtbag!

Seanbaby and Brockway are once again joined by bestselling author and licensed raconteur Jason Pargin to discuss Charles Fitzgerald, possibly the best liar who has ever lived. If he was telling the truth, we will gladly send our apologies to his corpse on the moon.

Seanbaby ambushes Brockway and Lydia Bugg with one of his favorite movies: Dolemite's The Human Tornado! Then he makes them play a game forcing them to quote from the movie, which is mostly words they cannot say!

Seanbaby and Brockway ask a simple question of Katie Goldin: Which animals could you take in a fight? She's the host of Creature Feature, she's a lover of animals, she should hate this question. And yet...

Seanbaby and the Auralnauts' Zak Koonce share a keystone of their personalities with Brockway: 1993's UFC 1. The very first big, made-for-tv MMA tournament back before anybody had any idea what any of that meant. The announcers were lost, the referees were out of their depth, the fights lasted two minutes, and everybody involved hated it. It was wonderful!

Seanbaby and Brockway lock themselves in a room with Lydia Bugg and battle their collective comedy knowledge against Documental, the Japanese reality TV show that locks comedians in a room and fines them $10,000 if they laugh. Japan!

Hey hey! It's the PoxCo Regional Wrestling finals! A stunning display of skill, strategic drug use, and clashing meat! Seanbaby and Brockway duck out early to make room for your announcers: Rick Ravage "The Above Average Savage" and Dr. Chance Penis, who are not provably Seanbaby and Brockway doing goofy voices. Not in any US court anyway.

Seanbaby and Brockway invite the wonderful Maggie Mae Fish to the kumite of podcasts in order to discuss Bloodsport in positive terms only. If you're looking for film criticism here, you'll only find a blindfolded full-splits Dim Mak to the crotch.