The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Seanbaby tasks Brockway and special guest David Bell with an impossible task: Make the ultimate zombie movie on the fly, in about an hour, and by committee. God damn. God damn it. God damn it all... they succeeded!

Seanbaby and Brockway have learned the secret to pulling nerd women -- just invite them on your comedy podcast. And they can prove it works: comedian Teresa Lee is our guest this week! We're discussing another vile artifact from Seanbaby's cursed library, How to Pick Up Girls at a Convention. You'll learn the value of abs, how to wipe, and why all girls are slimes -- poisonous information that will ruin your brain! Just click play!

Seanbaby and Brockway wanna talk to Peter Clines about hilariously bad movies, but there's one problem: He's worked with too many people in Hollywood, and doesn't want to risk trashing his friends. So Brockway found the one safe movie to discuss: A Japanese ripoff of Evil Dead about ghosts and bodybuilding that was made by one man who basically never worked again. Taste freedom, Peter Clines! Everybody else, taste bodybuilding!

In 1984, Marvel released a text adventure game featuring their least text-friendly hero, The Incredible Hulk! Brockway will be your Dome Master, as Seanbaby and special guests Ali Fisher and Carly Monardo (Rude Tales of Magic / Oh These, Those Stars of Space) join forces to pilot one Hulk through a neon Alaska where he'll dig holes, eat cosmic eggs, and die to ants many, many, many times. It makes exactly that much sense!

This description is about the sequel to a podcast about songs that are about the movies they're in! It features the original Seanbaby, the rebooted Brockway, and Zak Koonce from The Auralnauts who is... uh... who is... the sequel that takes place in space or something? Zak Koonce is the space one!

Special guest Jason Pargin took the reins, giving Seanbaby and Brockway an impossible task: Just name a good TV show. Maybe one most people haven't seen. No mockery! No irony! Just enjoy a thing... They did not succeed!

It's No Right Answers! The confusing trivia game Seanbaby made up to punish Brockway and whoever gets near Brockway. This week it's Hana Michels, who was weirdly prepared to answer questions like "which animal deserves a punch in the face?" and "It's the day after The Purge, who has the easiest day at work?" The ONLY trivia game GUARANTEED not to teach you ANYTHING.

Special guest Lydia Bugg lays an expert trap that ensnares both Seanbaby and Brockway: It's Xanadu! The movie, the musical, the box office bomb, the reason people make fun of bad movies to this day, the... secret horror film?

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by Jason Pargin for a Halloween special where we discuss one of the best vampire movies ever made -- the one where hardened criminals show up to a club that turns out to be run by sex worker vampires! It's Dusk Til D- no? It's what? It's... Bordello of Blood? FUCK.

Seanbaby invites Brockway and adult film actress/Dogg Zzone Editor Jamie French into his study, then pulls the secret sconce that unlocks the entrance to his Cursed Library. In it he reveals the entire bibliography of Naura Hayden, uncredited actress, almost-sex expert, and vitamin lunatic. You will NOT learn how to fuck this episode.