Alexa, play “Yes Sir” by Chief Keef Today Sofia is joined by some ILLUSTRIOUS guests: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein of the Stiff Socks podcast! Much like the raunchy title of their show, things are about to get REALLY dirty around here. Together, the three dive into the many different aspects of a relationship including (but not limited to): finishing inside a girl, dirty talk, and anal play. You know, the important stuff. We also discovered that the new go-to name in bed is “Sir”…Daddy is DEAD. The trio also unpacks the many financial dilemmas that arise within relationships such as splitting the dinner bill, rent, and when you should and shouldn’t Venmo your partner (spoiler alert ladies: NEVER). Aside from a spicy conversation with our incredible guests, Sofia also recaps her most recent trip to LA, teasing an unsuspecting collaboration in the works and her soon-to-be RHOSLC cameo…needless to say, stay tuned Sloots.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox.We’re happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In case you haven’t heard, Sofia is now TikTok’s newest star! Shout out to the NY Post for making this possible. This week Sofia dissects her latest media debacle and how this podcast will soon come to an end due to her newfound fame. Once she snapped back into reality, Sofia then covers the most blood-sucking news of the week…Megan Fox and MGK’s engagement. At this point, we (unfortunately) know more about their relationship than we do ourselves. After devising her plan to sneak into their Twilight-themed wedding, Sofia moves on to the most important period of the week: SLOOT UNIVERSITY. This week, Professor Sloot embraces her motherly role and brings us in with a warm embrace. Whether you’re just entering or exiting your twenties, Sofia’s Declassified Survival Guide will help you get through them (or at the very least let you know you’re not the ONLY shit show around here). From student loans to job hunting, and outgrowing friends - Sofia has it ALL covered. Pencils and paper out Sloots, we know you needed this one. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today!Native Deodorant: http://www.nativedeo.com/SOFIA or use promo code SOFIA at checkout and get 20% off your first orderZola: http://www.Zola.com and use promo code SAVE50 for 50-percent off your save the dates To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake…yetWelcome home Slooty Pebbles! It’s a new week and Sofia is BACK from Miami and more specifically, straight out of a stripper’s asshole! No, seriously. This week we dive into A LOT of topics. First, Sofia gives us a rundown of her trip and tells a special story about how a Sloot spotted her out and about and felt it was appropriate to attempt to embarrass her in front of her friends. Next, we dive into the hottest (literally) story of the week regarding an Instagram model, Drake, a condom, and condiment. Something out of the four doesn’t belong! We dive into the topic of “trapping” and how no matter how rich he is…it’s pretty much NEVER worth it. Finally, In this weeks Sloot University we cover a very important topic: anxiety. Sofia unpacks the many different forms of anxiety, the harsh yet humorous reality about her struggles, and how much therapy honestly fucking sucks. But we support it! 2022 has started off HOT (Frank’s Red Hot specifically) and we are back to our regularly scheduled program! Love you SlootsFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Postmates: Use code SOFIA20 to get $20 off your first order of $30 or more. Just download thePostmates appDipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full accessShip Station: http://www.shipstation.com/ click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in SOFIA to get a 60-day free trial To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS! Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don’t worry, you’re not alone. There is one thing we’re doing a little different in the new year…and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you! Sloots, we are leaving the no-good, bad credit having, broken down car 6’2 losers in the past, and finding someone who treats you right, EVEN IF he’s 5’9. Get over it. Finally, we have a Sloot University seminar that really brings us back to our roots: The Lost Art of Fingering. When was the last time you had a really good finger sesh? Don’t worry, we’ll wait…exactly. It’s almost as if once sex came into the picture, fingering was left in the 9th grade. It’s okay though because we are bringing it BACK. Stretch those fingers and wrists out, they’re gonna need it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to sixty-four thousand to join FitOn for free To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s beginning to look a lot like SlootmasAfter some much needed TLC, Sofia is BACK from Hawaii and ready to celebrate Slootmas with her favorite people…THE SLOOTS! Today Sofia dives into the painfully stressful topic of in-laws, specifically for those that are lucky enough to have to spend the holidays with them! I know Sloots, it’s REALLY exhausting pretending that your boyfriend's mom's cooking is good and having to make fake conversation for three days but YOU GOT THIS. Mainly because Sofia is here to endure the pain with you. Listen along as you learn all the quick tips and tricks to survive the holiday break with your S/O’s wonderful family. In other more important news, the Kardashian kids are on Tik Tok! Naturally, Sofia had a ton to say about this - specifically Mason Disick, who is currently Sloot Media’s favorite star-child. Lastly, we cover aux cord etiquette, including all the do’s and dont’s of being the DJ of your friend group - an honor you TRULY don’t wanna mess up. Happy Holidays Sloots, without you guys none of this would be possible. Be kind to yourselves and those around you this holiday season. Don’t forget to take care of yourselves. You deserve it.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off!Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery!Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coming at you live from…well, the house they live in together! Sofia is joined by her brother, our very own, Lucas Franklyn! Who very recently turned 18 so watch out ladies! Together the two dive DEEP into their family dynamics which seem to be nothing short of a Meet The Fockers movie. Lucas then takes us into the Gen Z world of dating, Snapchat, and how he lied to his parents about losing his virginity…but not in the way you think. Finally, we hear QUITE the story about how a certain Sloot made her way to Lucas’ Snapchat and it didn’t go exactly how she planned. He gives some good insight on how one of you Sloot’s can become the lucky girl though. There’s no better way to kick off the holidays than with your little brother right?Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Zola: http://Zola.com/SOFIA and use promo code SAVE50 for fifty percent off your save the datesBean Box : http://beanbox.com/SOFIA15 for 15% off purchases $40 or more Hello Fresh: http://hellofresh.com/SOFIA14 and use code SOFIA14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Santa baby, I want a yacht, and really...that's not a lotDo you guys smell that? It's the smell of spilled spiked egg nog because you decided to go through your boyfriend's phone when you guys were supposed to be watching Charlie Brown's Christmas Special! Yes...it's the holidays Sloots. And per usual, with the holidays comes a whole lot of fuckery. Gift giving, more importantly: gift receiving, being forced to go to your Aunt Shirley's house who you hate - all wholesome activities that'll really put you in the holiday spirit, right? Luckily, Sofia is here to coach you every step of the way this holiday season with a VERY in-depth gift guide suitable for ALL budgets. In this episode, you'll find out who deserves a gift, who doesn't, and how much you should (or shouldn't) spend. Aside from helping you figure out which Old Navy cardigan you should get your boyfriend, Sofia then unpacks the overlooked beauty that is being talked through an orgasm. It's a real art form that you NEED to implement into your sex life. And if you don't have an active sex life, we have a Tik Tok for you that will give the same effect to you and your womanizer toy. Lastly, we have a special appearance from Sofia's younger brother Lucas, and there's also a prank call live on air? Clearly, things are a little unhinged around here, but it's the season of giving so who cares! Eggnog shots anyone?PSA: NEW HOLIDAY MERCH AVAILABLE NOW. RECEIVE 10% BY SUBSCRIBING TO TEXTS ONSOFIAFRANKLYN.COMFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off!ShipStation : http://shipstation.com promo click on the microphone at the top and enter promo code SOFIA for a 60 day free trial and 2 months free shippingCalm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscriptionTalkspace: http://talkspace.com promo code  SOFIA for $100 off To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let’s play 21 questions? This is a special episode Sloots! There has been an INFLUX of advice needed from you guys so Sofia wanted to take some time to really help you guys out. Even though she needs all the help she can get, but that is NOT the point. What’s the phrase? “Do as I say, not as I do” - pretty sure Shakespeare said that. Anyway, before saving our Sloots, Sofia gives a little update about the current state of her life, and Alex gives a little update about the current state of her vagina. All imperative information as we prepare for Turkey day. A lot of vital advice was given in today's episode so open up your ears hearts and whatever other orifice you may possess and listen up!PSA: NEW HOLIDAY MERCH DROP ON BLACK FRIDAY, 11/26/21 and 25% OFF ALL PREVIOUSLY RELEASED ITEMS!! HAPPY SHOPPING SLOOTS!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days FREE access Manscaped : http://manscaped.com/SOFIA for 20% off and free shipping! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TW: Eating disorder thoughts and behaviorsFINALLY back in Utah, Sofia gets real this week. LA took a lot out of the Sloot Media team, but we’re back and thriving. For some exciting news, Sofia squirted for the first time in 5 years! A coveted feat that we should all aspire to reach. Next, we get REAL about eating habits, disorders, and some shit that just really needs to be discussed. Life is real, let’s take care of each other Sloots, this is a safe space for ALL. Let’s talk about it, even if it’s uncomfortable. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days FREE access MVMT : http://MVMT.com/SOFIA for FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNSDownload Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Breakup with your girlfriend, I’m boredAnd so are you, so it’s time. There is NOTHING worse than that grey area of KNOWING your relationship has ran its course, but being too much of a pussy to end it so you end up staying WAY too long…and it ultimately ends in disaster. No judgement though Sloots, because we’ve all been there before. That’s why this week Sofia is encouraging you and telling you exactly how to rip the bandaid off. Recording live from LA…still, Sofia recounts her past week in the city of Angels and why she will never be allowed back (that’s if she ever leaves to begin with). Finally, we have some new BJ tips for you all, because there’s never too many tricks to have up your sleeve! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/Episode promo codes:Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscriptionNoom: http://noom.com/SOFIATalkspace: htttp://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices