

So Very Wrong About Games
Pickaxe
A podcast about all manner of hobby games by Mike Walker and Mark Bigney. Bad games don't go easy on you, so we don't go easy on them. Thorough analysis via reviews, news, and discussion of topics in gaming. We take context seriously, we value your time, and we're not into hype. Just because games are fun doesn't mean we can't take them seriously, and just because we take them seriously doesn't mean we can't have fun.
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Sep 16, 2025 • 1h 12min
Star Wars: Battle of Hoth
We tempt fate and refer to a number of third rails in the hobby community. For one, we acknowledge a loss in Regicide Legacy, which reliably summons the chattering mobs. Further, we mention both Star Trek and Star Wars, so undoubtedly we get a detail "wrong" that will "justify" a detailed response.
Look, we're experts here. We completed the Kobayashi Maru in under 12 parsecs. We're regular callers to Car Talk with Martok. Don't test us.
Games Played Last Week:
01:06 -Galactic Cruise (T.K. King, Dennis Northcott, and Koltin Thompson, Kinson Key Games, 2025)
05:30 -Spectres of Brocken (Aaron Lim, Web published, 2022)
15:58 -Rumble Nation (Yogi Shinichi, Hobby Japan, 2017)
18:49 -SILOS (Reiner Knizia, Bitewing Games, 2025)
26:09 -Hot Streak (Jon Perry, CMYK, 2025)
28:16 -The Gang: Jokers and More (Uncredited, KOSMOS, 2024)
32:37 -Marshmallow Test (Reiner Knizia, Gamewright, 2020)
35:12 -High Tide (Marceline Leiman, Underdog Games, 2024)
37:14 -Bombastic (Robert Hovakimyan, Bitewing Games, 2025)
40:01 -Regicide Legacy (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, and Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2025)
News (and why it doesn't matter):
45:52 Federation: Piracy expansion
47:03 Flow movie gets its Flow board game
47:49 Part of the Pickaxe Network! Join us Thursday, September 25th at 17:00-18:30 BST for Pickaxe week on the Yogscast Twitch feed.
48:45 Feature Game: Star Wars: Battle of Hoth (Richard Borg & Adrien Martinot, Days of Wonder, 2025)
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Sep 9, 2025 • 1h 17min
Nostalgia
"Well, that was your mother
And that was your father
Before you was born dude
When life was great
You are the burden of my generation
I sure do love you
But let’s get that straight"
-Paul Simon, "That Was Your Mother"
01:34 AYURIS: Nucleum (Simone Luciani & Dávid Turczi, Board&Dice, 2023)
Games Played Last Week:
04:04 -SILOS (Reiner Knizia, Bitewing Games, 2025)
09:34 -Ayar: Children of the Sun (Mandela Fernandez-Grandon & Fabio Lopiano, Osprey Games, 2025)
17:46 -Ichor (Reiner Knizia, Bitewing Games, 2025)
24:24 -Kingdom Rush: Elemental Uprising (Alara Cameron, Helana Hope, and Sen-Foong Lim, Lucky Duck Games, 2023)
27:02 -Carolingi (Christoph Cantzler & Sebastian Freudenberg, Sea Cove Games, 2024)
39:17 -Giants Moving Tiny Furniture (Ian Clayman & Ken Gruhl, Exploding Kittens, 2025)
42:59 -TowerBrix (Simon Thomas, KOSMOS, 2024)
News (and why it doesn't matter):
45:36 Shackleton Base Expansion: Below. Above. Within.
47:07 Burned on Gamecrafter October 14! https://www.thegamecrafter.com/crowdsale/burned
48:02 Container reprint, a little more minimalist this time
49:03 Topic: Nostalgia
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Sep 2, 2025 • 1h 5min
Light Speed: Arena
On this day of Labour, we offer our solidarity to you. We also offer our labour, because we don't take many days off. No union for us in the opinion mines! I'd complain to my manager, but since that's me, I guess I'd be inclined to ignore it. Classic conflict on interest. The gibbons only complicate the org chart in unhelpful ways.
Games Played Last Week:
01:01 -Hot Streak (Jon Perry, CMYK, 2025)
04:13 -High Tide (Marceline Leiman, Underdog Games, 2024)
09:23 -Hyperborea (Andrea Chiarvesio & Pierluca Zizzi, Asterion, 2014)
12:55 -Tianxia (Antonio Petrelli & Daniele Tascini, Board&Dice, 2025)
20:37 -Federation (Dimitri Perrier and Matthieu Verdier, Explor8, 2022)
27:49 -Through the Desert (Reiner Knizia, Allplay, 2024)
29:43 -So Clover! (François Romain, Repos Production, 2021)
34:24 -Figment (Wolfgang Warsch, CMYK, 2025)
News (and why it doesn't matter):
39:42 Kasper Lapp's INK
40:37 Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/svwag
41:22 Adam and Brady Sadler's The Malice of Light Adventures from Twintale Studios
42:51 Suna Valo by Andreas Odendahl
43:14 Part of the Pickaxe Network! Join us Thursday, September 25th at 17:00-18:30 BST for Pickaxe week on the Yogscast feed.
43:40 Feature Game: Light Speed: Arena (Leonardo Alese, James Ernest, Tom Jolly, and Emanuele Santellani, Tablescope, 2025) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 26, 2025 • 1h 9min
Trick-Taking Games Redux
I've always chafed at the conventional wisdom that young goats are good at trick-taking games. Or, at least, ones where you are not incentivized to go null. Do they hold their cards in their cloven hooves? Do their dead eyes come to life when contemplating the vagaries of trump suits?
It must be true, though, because I have it on good authority from a cartoon rabbit that tricks are for kids.
01:23 AYURIS: Envelopes of Cash (Andy Schwarz, Envelopes of Cash LLC, 2023)
Games Played Last Week:
03:57 -Ginkgopolis (Xavier Georges, Pearl Games, 2012)
08:48 -Vaultbreakers (Valentino Mori, Vaultbreakers Games, 2024)
13:07 -Sidereal Confluence (TauCeti Deichmann, Wizkids, 2017)
17:46 -Uprising: Curse of the Last Emperor (Cornelius Cremin, Pawel Mazur, & Dirk Sommer, Nemesis.Games, 2021)
20:01 -Hot Streak (Jon Perry, CMYK, 2025)
21:47 -Signal (Jasper Beatrix, DVC Games, 2025)
26:36 -KINGs: TRICKTAKERs (Hiroken, Joyple Games, 2023)
32:40 -Quantum (Eric Zimmerman, Funforge, 2013)
-Fromage (Matthew O'Malley and Ben Rosset, Road to Infamy Games, 2024)
News (and why it doesn't matter):
38:52 Part of the Pickaxe Network! Join us Thursday, September 25th at 17:00-18:30 BST for Pickaxe week on the Yogscast feed.
39:49 Hanami by Keymaster, reprint of Reiner Knizia's Samurai, on Kickstarter
40:51 Topic: Trick-Taking Games Redux
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Aug 19, 2025 • 1h 7min
The Lord of the Rings: The Fate of the Fellowship
Losing a component is rough. Knowing that one of your games is incomplete is like having a permanent absence in your soul. It's one thing to eschew that one added expansion--that's a triumph of restraint. But that missing block in Viking See-Saw will taunt you forever, a blight on your consciousness that can never be healed. Maybe I'm exaggerating.
Games Played Last Week:
00:52 -Uprising: Curse of the Last Emperor (Cornelius Cremin, Pawel Mazur, & Dirk Sommer, Nemesis.Games, 2021)
04:37 -Riftforce: Beyond (Carlo Bortolini, 1 More Time Games, 2022)
09:44 -Unstoppable (John D. Clair, Renegade Game Studios, 2025)
3D printed tokens: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1851400332/
14:27 -Signal (Jasper Beatrix, DVC Games, 2025)
20:35 -Viking See-Saw (Reiner Knizia, itten, 2021)
23:19 -Dune: Imperium--Uprising (Paul Dennen, Dire Wolf, 2023)
28:32 -MicroMacro: Kids--Crazy City Park (Johannes Sich, Edition Spielwiese, 2025)
29:35 -Champions of Midgard (Ole Steiness, Grey Fox Games, 2015)
News (and why it doesn't matter):
31:57 Part of the Pickaxe Network! Join us Thursday, September 25th at 17:00-18:30 BST for Pickaxe week on the Yogscast feed.
32:57 Ryan Laukat's Song of Silveranth
33:42 Feature Game: The Lord of the Rings: Fate of the Fellowship (Matt Leacock, Z-Man Games, 2025) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 12, 2025 • 1h 19min
Starting Over Your Collection
Inigo: I am waiting for you, Vizzini. You told me to go back to the beginning. So I have. This is where I am, and this is where I’ll stay. I will not be moved.
Brute: But the Prince gave orders —
Inigo: — So did Vizzini — when a job went wrong, you went back to the beginning. And this is where we got the job. So it’s the beginning, and I’m staying till Vizzini comes.
-The Princess Bride
(who knew Inigo was a Black Sabbath fan?)
02:39 AYURIS: Federation (Dimitri Perrier and Matthieu Verdier, Explor8, 2022)
Games Played Last Week:
05:32 -The Gang (John Cooper and Kory Heath, KOSMOS, 2024)
10:08 -The King Is Dead: Second Edition (Peer Sylvester, Osprey Games, 2020)
13:28 -TEAM3 PINK (Alex Cutler & Matt Fantastic, Brain Games, 2019)
18:02 -Rebel Princess (Daniel Byrne, José Gerardo Guerrero, Kevin Peláez, and Tirso Virgós, Zombi Paella, 2023)
23:00 -Fives (Taiki Shinzawa, CMYK, 2025)
26:53 -Bargain Hunter (Uwe Rosenberg, Valley Games, 1998)
31:14 -The Lord of the Rings: Fate of the Fellowship (Matt Leacock, Z-Man Games, 2025)
32:48 -Line of Fire: Burnt Moon (Trevor Benjamin & David Thompson, Osprey Games, 2025)
39:22 -Cosmic Frog (Jenna Felli, Devious Weasel Games, 2020)
45:05 -Planepita (Eisuke Fuijinawa & Kazunori Hori, SzpiLAB, 2022)
News (and why it doesn't matter):
47:15 Part of the Pickaxe Network! Join us Thursday, September 25th at 17:00-18:30 BST for Pickaxe week on the Yogscast feed.
[EDIT: Mark says the wrong date on the show. The correct date is September 25th.]
48:35 Expansions! For Freedom: The Underground Railroad, Twilight Imperium 4th, Thunder Road: Vendetta, and another edition of Shogun because why not?
51:08 Update on CGE's Harry Potter-themed Codenames: CGE pledges 100% of profits to appropriate charities
52:14 Devir pledges to replace racist imagery in Ace of Spades
53:09 Topic: Starting Over Your Collection
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Aug 5, 2025 • 1h 12min
Vantage
"We don’t ask that you stop loving your fantasy world. We askyou stop paying money for the privilege to dream of it. Ifyou want to read the [Harry Potter] books or watch the movies, considerbuying second-hand or renting them from a library. Smallchanges can make sure you never put your hard-earnedmoney into JKR’s hands."-Blacklist CGE zineGames Played Last Week:01:01 -Through the Desert (Reiner Knizia, KOSMOS, 1998)05:49 -Tiletum: Prospect for Silver (Simone Luciani & Daniele Tascini, Board&Dice, 2025)10:10 -Endeavor: Deep Sea (Carl de Visser and Jarratt Gray, Burnt Island Games, 2024)18:03 -Through Ice and Snow (Fernando Eduardo Sánchez, 2Tomatoes Games, 2024)22:41 -Hot Streak (Jon Perry, CMYK, 2025)27:39 -The Lord of the Rings: Fate of the Fellowship (Matt Leacock, Z-Man Games, 2025)News (and why it doesn't matter):41:05 New Doom board game(s) by Modiphius41:46 High Tide by Marceline Leiman42:20 SVWAG's statement on boycotting Czech Games Edition and in support of trans and non-binary gamersBlacklist CGE zine: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10BUxxRO08jS9ZFnfnt0dnMPEZi5lrwke44:15 Feature Game: Vantage (Jamey Stegmaier, Stonemaier Games, 2025)Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 29, 2025 • 1h 8min
SVWAG Con Report
A chief misgiving Mark has about the con is that he is a terrible playtester. He was able to play two unpublished games, and while the designers were gracious he is seldom able to offer anything of much substance. "This game," he might say, "has cards. And other things." Past that, for some reason, when confronted with a prototype his faculties often fail him.01:48 AYURIS: Arborea (Dani Garcia, Alley Cat Games, 2023)Games Played Last Week:05:00 -Phantom Division (Pete Ruth & Mark Thomas, Phantom Horizon, 2026)14:38 -Westphalia (Amabel Holland, Hollandspiele, 2019)23:33 -Project: ELITE (Konstantinos Kokkinis, Marco Portugal, & Sotirios Tsantilas, CMON, 2020)27:19 -Ankh: Gods of Egypt (Eric M. Lang, CMON, 2021)33:25 -Rise & Fall (Christophe Boelinger, Ludically, 2024)38:15 -Space Cadets: Dice Duel (Geoff Engelstein and Sydney Engelstein, Stronghold, 2013)43:06 -Outlive (Gregory Iliver, La Boite de Jeu, 2017)News (and why it doesn't matter):N/A45:22 Topic: SVWAG Con ReportChef Ashlee: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100068315809451Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 22, 2025 • 1h 19min
#369: Take That
The purest juxtaposition that reveals the absurdity of "take that" effects can be found in many of your heavier games and some consims with cards. You gather the resources, marshal your forces, laboriously haul those troops hither and yon, and then sometimes have to manage some activation tokens or whatnot to finally get it on. And then your opponent plays the "nuh uh" card. Fun!01:19 AYURIS: Daybreak (Matt Leacock & Matteo Menapace, CMYK, 2023)Games Played Last Week:04:35 -Star Wars Unlimited (Jim Cartwright, Tyler Parrott, Daniel Schaefer, & Jeremy Zwirn, Fantasy Flight Games, 2024)09:33 -Steam Power (Martin Wallace, Wallace Designs, 2024)16:20 -Spot It! Bluey (Denis Blanchot, Jacques Cottereau, Guillaume Gille-Naves, & Igor Polouchine, Blue Orange, 2025)19:15 -Mosaic: A Story of Civilization (Glenn Drover, Forbidden Games, 2022)21:47 -TowerBrix (Simon Thomas, KOSMOS, 2024)25:46 -Walk the Plank: Deluxe Edition (Shane Steely & Jared Tinney, Mayday Games, 2017)28:36 -Bomb Busters (Hisashi Hayashi, Pegasus Spiel, 2024)32:47 -Paint the Roses (Ben Goldman, North Star Games, 2022)38:24 -Kinfire Delve: Scorn's Stockade (Kevin Wilson, Incredible Dream Studios, 2024)41:55 -Transgalactica (Daniele Tascini, Devir, 2025)49:15 -Phantom Division (Pete Ruth & Mark Thomas, Phantom Horizon, 2026)News (and why it doesn't matter):55:14 Looking forward to SVWAGCon!55:43 Topic: Take ThatAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 14, 2025 • 1h 21min
#368: Shackleton Base
"Dear friend, if you wanna feel betterDon't let the devil make you toss this letterIf you've been crossed up by hoodoo voodooA wizard or the lizardYou got family trouble, man trouble, woman troubleNo light through the tunnelIf you're lookin' for a true friend, or a true loverOr if you've been livin' undercoverWell, I'm comin' to your town to break it all downAnd help you with all of thisI'm lookin' to help you find bliss one dayOr one way, can't miss"-Jack White, "Archbishop Harold Holmes", presumably extolling the virtues of the Millipede Death CultGames Played Last Week:01:14 -Cthulhu: Death May Die--Fear of the Unknown (Rob Daviau, Eric M. Lang, and Marco Portugal, CMON, 2024)06:28 -Dune: Imperium--Uprising (Paul Dennen, Dire Wolf, 2023)12:48 -Innovation Ultimate (Carl Chudyk, Asmadi Games, 2025)18:25 -Leviathan Wilds: Deepvale (Justin Kemppainen, Moon Crab Games, 2025)22:03 -Line of Fire: Burnt Moon (Trevor Benjamin & David Thompson, Osprey Games, 2025) 27:23 -Rumble Nation (Yogi Shinichi, Hobby Japan, 2017)29:23 -Iron Forest (Brian Gomez, Brain Games, 2024)32:23 -Crash Octopus (Naotaka Shimamoto, itten, 2021)33:08 -Junk Art (Jay Cormier & Sen-Foong Lim, Pretzel Games, 2016)33:51 -The Breach (Michele Morosini, Ludus Magnus Studio, 2024)41:27 -A Gentle Rain (Kevin Wilson, Incredible Dream Studios, 2024)News (and why it doesn't matter):44:34 Open registration for SVWAG Con (July 25th-July 27th) on Eventbrite! https://tinyurl.com/25s6p5jd45:24 REPRINTS! PitchCar and expansions, Ra: The Dice Game, Rheinlander, Junk Art49:35 Carnegie expansion in development49:52 Feature Game: Shackleton Base: A Journey to the Moon (Fabio Lopiano & Nestore Mangone, Sorry We Are French, 2024)Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices