

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 19, 2025 • 1h 40min
TMS 2824: Pumice Money
Daily Dirt Snort. That's not pseudoscience. It's just dumb. Industrial Metal is Grandpa Music. Anal Eyes. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a DRY snow. Just a veterinarian with a straw and a flashlight now. What does YOUR decade sound like? Donut suppositories go in the donut hole. Colonoscopy Play by Play. Getting the squirts of serotonin. Phil Collins Will Be In My Heart But Not In My Brain. Stale Sunlight. All the information's on the Cast. All That and a bag of Cervix Chips, with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 2025 • 1h 32min
TMS Vegas 2025!
Our live show from Vegas a couple weeks ago! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 2025 • 1h 37min
TMS 2823: Kenny Van Heflin
Iiiii Don't Like Fancy Pinkieeeeeeeeeeees! Brian... Why do you smell like a Barq's? Jowel Don Baker. No smoking babies in this house! What's the Deal with Male Nipples? Useless As Tits On A Bull. Business or Pleh-Zhur. Build a Blonde Blanket. Donny's Real, You're Out of Your Element! You Ow Me Le Favors. There was internet on which to lodge my complaints. Nose Picking is a Personal Choice. Uncle Jessie's white eyelashes. 4 grand is for suckers. Attached to Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 2025 • 1h 48min
TMS 2822: Blame Amy
The Monday Morning Medical Stream Show. Yo Quiero Pachelbel. Joanie Loves Tchaikovsky. This stream was made for froggin'. Butt Ounce of Custard. Diddy Freak Out. Dr Slippy-Fingers. Delancey Doesn't Just Give It Away. BLAME-Y. Chopin Broccoli. Show-plifter. Ariana G-String in Concert! Orange Schubert. Nintendo Chips & Dip with Tom Merritt. Steamrolling Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 13, 2025 • 1h 38min
TMS 2821: Big Cottage Cheese
Film Sack, the Holy Shit We Did That!? Podcast. Am I Too Young to Get a Fish Sandwich? The Quest for Stubby Lashes. Pleasantly Oozing Scabs. Same Matthews. Take That, Church! Four Points of Articulation. I do not like orb weeveeeeeeeeeers! The Re-run Republican. I'm gay for Brian's eyelashes. Da pope. The Fear of Gay. Goebbels Goebbels Goebbels. Coverville isn't one of THOSE guys. Same Shirt Different Face With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 12, 2025 • 1h 27min
TMS 2820: Shakespeare Spoiler Alert
Welcome to Sonic, can you go to McDonalds please? Shakespeare in the Park---ing Lot. Kim likes the footlong. Let's test the ship's sprinklers. Sexy Snot with Dunaway! Cry Havoc and Unleash the Olyphants of War. Going the Full Howie. 80s TV was all imaginary. Crazy Neighbor Edging. I don't like weed Teeeeeeea. Yo Mama's Day. Adequatulent. Vegas Crud Level is ZERO. Two Girls and a Dude. Be a Dry Turd with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 8, 2025 • 1h 46min
TMS 2819: Savage Baggage Masters
Self contained underwater breeding apparatus. Shit! Utah is the best! Kim: Top Wife. Picture A Raccoon Holding A Meth Pipe. Play-ah stupid-ah game. Win-ah stupid-ah prize.. The Captain is dead but Tenille is my moms age. Bike Donkey Lovechild. COVID. Get it, Got it. Good. Hosed in Butter. Fozzie Bear Sperm Jokes. A specific 80s cheese. The Worst Moment in Star Wars. Oreo Double-Stuf Weekend. Higher Yoda, Lower Miss Piggy. Boiling Water with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 7, 2025 • 2h 4min
TMS 2818: Stiff Stick
Half-Naked Lunch. Butt Crack Pennies. A taco and an eggroll. I don't wear a lot of jewelry. Obvious Finnish Elation. These Ashes Are Concrete. Ashes Shouldn't Be Concrete. Iceland's Cool. Watching Naked Lunch while eating Lunch Naked with Brian Dunaway. Specific calluses. One Taco, Extra Afficionado. (s) We Got A Mighty Concord, Rockin Through the Night. Double Kilmonger. Tick bone illness. Holding goats with Tom. Recommentals Live From A TJ Maxx Toilet with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 6, 2025 • 1h 17min
TMS 2817: Yacking in Comfort
They Change Their Names When They Get Popey. Scared Syphilis. Pope Pizzaballa. I Don't Like Toothpaste From KFCeeeeeeee. Gwyneth Paltrow's Potato Farm. Happy Shrimp Scampi Day. Permanent James. RAGE POO!! Ralphing in Beaver. ...and an eggroll. Pope Papa John. Scampi that Shrimp. Chekhov's Bags. No Ghost Dildos. The Black Room with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 5, 2025 • 1h 47min
TMS 2816: Holy Napkin
92% of what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Aerated Areola. Gene Simmons level of tongue. ClareGak, Unlicensed Chiropractor. There's Something About Monica. Rusty and Crusty. Higher than Most Weather Balloons. Moops Synthesizer. Really Washed My Cheese. Sink the Mayo!! Low Strength Covid. Misconstrued gogo bits. I Need More Vitamin Deeeeeeee. As long as you didn't lick it. Daily Boxer Briefs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.