The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Jun 4, 2025 • 1h 55min

TMS 2833: Imitation Korn

Every Woman is Monica. Mini corn fields. Someone's Taking The Poo. Hammond's eyes, they're bloody ew! Show Me Food Fighters! Don't Eat the Meat Puppet. Another Mountain Hill to Dread. Eyeball intimacy. She works my sensitive areas well. Just sitting there being all German. The colon: a squeaky clean tube of happiness. Mr. Bread and Mrs. Cranberry. Is the weekend food for vampires? Oh My God It's Today Already with Tom. How to f the cool aid man with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 3, 2025 • 1h 18min

TMS 2832: Racially Inclusive Oreos

Cinder Block Calves. Adjust the zipper on the left-hand side. Toshiba Mazda Yoshi Hitler III. It's By the Peeeeeeeeee. Meet my son, Yoshi Pudding. Flying Pizza Spaceship. Only Oreos in the Building. Well Rendered Weiners. Blackstone Betty, Ramalam. Lumpily Dumpily Ships. It's Orange and Makes Two Different Noises. What Would It Take, Brian? Too many Adolphs. Access to the Back Row. A Whole Lotta Lot with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 2, 2025 • 1h 1min

TMS 2831: Kissin' Impossible

All Outta Chode Butter. Good morning every bun. Early Kitty. They're Evil, except for the charitable donations. A Little Taste of Malone. Where did these half ass questions come from? 18 Sweaty Holes. Naked and Death and Killing and Blood! I don't know why I'm bleeeeeediiiiing. Post Malone Flavored Oreos. All E, All the Time. OH SHIP!! Actively seeping sewage. Bottom Golf. You like a thing that is bad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 29, 2025 • 1h 45min

TMS 2830: Grape Tasters

Limp Viscous. Brian Shows Us His Ball. Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes. Move your little stick around. FEP U! Shiny Happy Resin. Squirrel Beggars. I don't like the Lottereeeeeeeee. RFK Hoggle. Resin-mergency. Backup Rug. The Bird Feeder Economy. Greased up squirrel pole. Pope Bob. Artificial Deadlines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 28, 2025 • 2h 3min

TMS 2829: Palindrome's End

Gender Juice. Brian is a Narc. Kim can never leave again. Cocaine Bill. Pinch the hose! Biological plumbing. $23 for the Real Me. Bulletproof McD's. Sorry dog face. Clearly vague. Juvenile Delinquents Need McDonald's Too! Carefully Placed Jug of Pee. Zero streak Boomer. Birds Are Dicks. Better Call Sal with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 27, 2025 • 1h 45min

TMS 2028: Row B By Choice

If You Like Subpoena Colada. It's All Quidditch to Me. Swimming Flaps. Awesome Yard Shit. Dashcam Testimonials. The Destination is Anything but Final. Ready Whip Ritual. Oh No! DripTube! Arm Cocking. Crackle Your Rackle. I don't like supeeeeeeeeeeeeenas. The internet is a series of speak pipes. Too Early for a Cheeze Sandwhich? Woahh black betty pan-gram. King Phillip Came Over From Germany Swimming with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 22, 2025 • 1h 43min

TMS 2827: Squid Combinations

Every Hug Is a Motorboat. It's Palindrome Week! Edging in the yard. You're not evil, you're just wrong. At Korean BBQ You're the Lord of the Rings. Hoo Flung Dung. Dancing With me, Cheek to Cheek. Boat Sushi Train. Get on the bus! No Half Measures for Crazy Neighbor. Let Him Cook! Retirement Queen. Gary Cherone Defender. Very Juniper Forward. Horse Lovin Girls. Scott's Menstrual Cramps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 21, 2025 • 1h 58min

TMS 2826: Mr. Beef

Zoomie Fingers on the Feet. I like it thick and raised. Worst Cheshire Cat. Don't Be Nervous, I'm Just a Dork. Prepubescent Dentists. Isn't there a Hobbes type cat in Calvin and Hobbes? Hello Kitty with a Hard G. HBO did some backwards Maxing. Pocky Capy. Black Kyber Crystal Friday. I see registered people!! Wor-Chester-Shire Cat. The Focus of Hocus Pocus. Thinking in 2026 with Tom. Living on the Edge Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 20, 2025 • 1h 34min

TMS 2825: RootBeer Milk

Mr Feet Man. Manella Bulletin Effect. Grey Olyphant. (s) Squirtle's got a gun. Angela with Filthy Souls. Ryan The Lesser. Hire Bruce Vilanch. All Roads Lead To Elsewhere. Isle of Googabon. Alice in Chains Dad Song. I think its the fat in there. Any kind of bread? They give you some bread? Irish croc poker. Getting Our Ryans and Chrisses Straight with TVsTravis. You've Made Your Point, Brian and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 19, 2025 • 1h 40min

TMS 2824: Pumice Money

Daily Dirt Snort. That's not pseudoscience. It's just dumb. Industrial Metal is Grandpa Music. Anal Eyes. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a DRY snow. Just a veterinarian with a straw and a flashlight now. What does YOUR decade sound like? Donut suppositories go in the donut hole. Colonoscopy Play by Play. Getting the squirts of serotonin. Phil Collins Will Be In My Heart But Not In My Brain. Stale Sunlight. All the information's on the Cast. All That and a bag of Cervix Chips, with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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