

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 28, 2025 • 1h 8min
TMS 2878: California Sober
Pooperware. I have a title. It's a title. Doing accidental math. Dirty Sanchez Productions. Dickhouse? Dickhouse! Beethoven's unfinished Vader's March. ProtoKaren. Please don't use your phone. I want townships and prefectures! Irish Pickles. Shittin in a ziplock. Baklava not baklava. Skibidi Toilet of the Day. You'll have NO burroughs, NO parishes, and NO Lt. Yar! What the hell is a no eat bacon day and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 4min
TMS 2877: Nerbidy Tobidics
Mike Hunt's Pizza. You won't notice the chunking! Pulling A 48 Hour Johnson. Cashin' my Johnny Paycheck. AND YOU CAN'T READ RICE!!!! Tony Conan Doyle. Your slang is weird Toronto. Gosh Darn Dude. Quabble is the Gulltimate Word. Little, Yellow, And Different. 1984 is a short book, but feels long living through it. G.R.R Martin. The Morning Stream Kimchi Dogs. The Piven Scream. Room to Wiggle with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 26, 2025 • 1h 4min
TMS 2876: Skibidi Tradcasters
The Ham And Cheese Of Superpowers. Dial up predators. Lil Pink, tonight only at Red Robin. Jenna, The Vegan Predator. Pulling Harry Kim out of your Ass. Super moustache hiding ability. Beef heavy blaze. Carbonated donuts. Gun-pervious. Throwing the S. 55 Rollercoasters, Zero Puke. I Don't Like Tainted Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat! Back in my day Superman was called Gladiator! I'll Take The Soup. How Dumb are We? with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 2025 • 1h 3min
TMS 2875: Great balls of meat
Sip of Pencil Shavings. Brian puts the NO in Onion Volcano. Post Malort. How about a Boober? Keep your skibidi trad wife out of my dictionary. Dark Phoenix Pantload. Party's Official if Barry Shows Up. Patties caramelizing and onions going. A case of the Yips with Brian Dunaway. Why don't you have sex with a Snork if you love them so much? Nepo Money. I don't like skibideeeeeeeeeee. Shrimp Tasted Positive. Brian's patties. Time Traveling Snobs with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 2025 • 1h 8min
TMS 2874: Errant alligator
Say Pie to your Mother for me. No Gagging On Air. Wilhelm Ow! Sweet Bird of Tooth. The wet blanket of authority. Scott Hit The Sleep Corner. My Nuts! My Nuts! Goobidigah! Boney-Head Lizard-Face. Richard Chicken. Hokey Pokey Picture Sharing. Tasting 5 Soccer Moms In A Minivan. Great Nachos And Suspect Bathrooms. Brand New Cherry Pie Issue. Freebasing cinnamon with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20, 2025 • 1h 5min
TMS 2873: Bloody Margarita
Gotye - a band I used to know! You'll get NO Parsecs, NO Jiggly Watts, and NO LT. WARP! Da Tadpool Do what Da Tadpool Do. I Like Fresh Coffee BEEEEEEEEEANS! Nobody cares about Chumbawumba, nobody cares! Nerdfasion on the Rocks. Parsecs are real to me, dammit. Gold Pressed Flatinum. The dudes are chickenshits! Looks like he could find a spider in the Outback! Zest Sprinklage. As the drink goes down I eat the bacon. Mark Watney's Red Barrel. Defining Boujee Levels. Fred Durst Face and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 19, 2025 • 1h 7min
TMS 2872: Real World Smithers
Sawed off shartguns. Churro Charo. Gavin McCloud of the Clan McCloud! Baby you can paint my Car. TMS Killed the Radio Star. Isn't that a Wal-Mart greeter behind those Foster Grants? The Love Boat is a very nice boat where we can get together. Robert Urich did Something. Florence Pugh The Machine Henderson. Warty Wabbits. Ripping the skin off an online person. G is for Uulpip. Famil'y Guy Featuring Scrappy-Stew. Full Fingers, Full Hands, Full Heart. Shiny Metal Asses with Bill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 18, 2025 • 1h 9min
TMS 2871: We blame Ken Jonnings
Bill Boner works hard for you! Still Wrapped In Plastic. If you like Nobody, you'll like more Nobody. A Big Cup O' Nothin' w Brian Dunaway. Gerard Butler Felt Right. Fletcher Delay. Agent of Choas! Olympic Conversational List Avoidance. Just back away fastly. No Bot Ba-doo Ba-Dop. A Patrick Swayze kind of mood. Beige Future. One more question about Sri Lanka. Michael Two Sauce. Caffeine for pooping. You Can't eat RICE, with nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 4min
TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream
Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. Uber chicken. I don't like Kleptocracyyyyyyyyyyy!! Time Traveling Glitch. Cinnamon tools. 100% that bitch. You get NO WILLYS and NO DILLYS and no lt yarr! You only live once. Buzzhands. Lesbians in Subarus with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 13, 2025 • 1h 4min
TMS 2869: GoKickMe
Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoiler Button. Where Is Aaron Heading? You Know He's Got Talent! Ya ever see E-Paper?? With Tom. Oh what's in the dumb box? Doctor Odyssey Crossword Noise. Your Minors are Too Major.Wherever You Keep Your Korg. Some Watery Bint rifting dimensions is no basIs for stable government. Madisynn. She's actually Clare Galaga and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.