The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Nov 19, 2025 • 58min

TMS 2923: Beaver Charger

Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still Can't Get the Hang of Wednesdays. Wandering Vegas looking for a Special Noodle. Coke Zero is Better Than Diet Coke: DISCUSS. Non-adhesive condiments. Driveolepsy. Greazy Keyboard. You'll have no alcohol, no guns and no Lt. Yar! Don't Dogorrito and Drive. Steve Harvey and Cockney Rebel. Giving Us Us with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 18, 2025 • 1h 10min

TMS 2922: Yoober

Scott Forgot Where The Knob Is. Crouching Bacon, Hidden Devil. I blessed the rains down in Las Vegas. Brian Picks Up Teenagers. Time To Remake The Last Rat-Boy Fighter, Hollywood!! You Get NO Formula One, NO Football & NO Lt Yar! Miss Hulkingtons Attic of Garbature. Babydust. K Pop Cloud Hunters. Scott loves big dogs and he cannot lie. Importing The Boys with Amy. Virginia is for Pedros. Maybe Thanos was right. Women need less mana. Did TMS podfade on Monday cuz I like really wanted to know and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 13, 2025 • 1h 6min

TMS 2921: The Good Oil

No Colored Filament, I'll just make do with Black. Dropping the Eff. K-Pop Badoo Badop. We are living in a SOCIETY!! The Army Of Weirdos. Where's the meat? You're so close! Well-Trained in Alcohol. Luke J. Skywalker. Sucker for Structure. Lil Cussbag. Would you like Geritol with that? I don't like ChatGPT degrees... Maybe it's Taco Bell? Maybe it's Salmonella. Darth Micheal Vader. Harvesting Potatoes With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 12, 2025 • 53min

TMS 2920: Pass

Tickled Out of Existence. I Need More Proteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein! Pink Johnson. Scott's love of meat is renowned. You WILL DRINK your warm milkshake!! The Better End of the Baseball. The Kingdom of Utah. Spitz It Out. Nurri is not a paid sponsor... yet. Is This a Soda For ANTS. Best Dam Bikeride. Sheep Dip Mountain: Taste the Wool! Hank Seinfeld and Jerry Hill. Fresh Hot Dunaway. A Whiff Of An Aroma with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 11, 2025 • 52min

TMS 2919: Shake My Face

Puke Once, Shame On You, Puke Twice, Shame On Me. Did he do aqua ducts? Bookends on the Barf Journey. Garbage but not in a Band way. In case of Gorilla break glass. May Your Balls Be Perpetual. A tasty Dupars pancake. Big Stoopid Buttons. Religious Sixes. Is that a mosquito D? Cracker island has a shit beach. Scatter like flies! he can't get all of us! Smothered burrito, hold the botulism. It's rough when you're a monkey. Big Bulbous Eyes with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 10, 2025 • 1h 5min

TMS 2918: Ernest Does Dallas

TEMU Ironsides. You can eat GRAPES! The Paintball Arena Of Death! TMS Goes On, Whether You Like It Or Not. Menunos-Style Middle Bits. There's a Shitter Right Over There. I Don't Like Empty Moviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies. 50 Shades of Erin Grey. Crispin Glover Finally Makes Sense! Doctor Sheeple. HVAC Badlands. 2 Erins 1 Dunaway. People Died for This Documentary. Help me Abi Nobi. Comet Barnacles with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 6, 2025 • 1h 3min

TMS 2917: Mental Condoms

Pop Socket and Chin Hammer. Go Go Gadget Grandma! Pika Chew. The Weighted Knob. Corduroy Slander. Lyfting Loquacious Ladies. Let me cry like a Real Baby. Utopia has Fallen. Giving Tina the Mango. Scott Ruins Brownies. Play in the Dark, While the Wife Sleeps. Nearly Bobbited. The Third John Wayne. 15 Minutes of Public Weiner. If you thought you had problems before - Call now, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 5, 2025 • 1h 3min

TMS 2916: Ninjas Stole My Woman

Weird Banging to Leonard Cohen. Cussin' Dunaway. Schwarzenegger Face. Salad with a side of Pizza. A taste of The Duke. Alan Moore. Never Happy. Paging Doctor Blonde Guy. We Went Gay Instead! Deep Frying Your Bicycle Seat. Is pizza a pie because I really want to know? Dark Ass Syrup. Put on your Guy Fawkes mask and burn stuff. Willow and the other girl. A car full of ravioli. What Most People Call Warm is Cold with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 4, 2025 • 1h 6min

TMS 2915: A Oui Argument

Weenis Penis Dingle Dong. Red On Air Deaf Woman. What The Fork!? How About the LA Law Way: Dr Pulaski Down the Elevator Shaft? I love a lil'whip. Most Science Is Out of Spite. Pecker inspired drone. I Don't Like Goats With CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Harry Dean Stockwell. Pinball Dreams. The Over Under Chicken Sandwich. I am aware this is murder, but... Those Damn Poutines. Creamy Heist. Spite Science with Dr. Niki and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 3, 2025 • 1h 20min

TMS 2914: Plemonade

Nabooboos. Oops, All Pockets. Complaining Like a Ninny. 7 day elbow zit. Paranormal tape activity. SOUP SEASON! Turned Based Skype. What takes too long? Everything. Mmmm Velvety. Mallderaan. Gin Should be Gin Flavored. Is it too early for a Spatchcock Turkey. Lube the deck. It Was Mom, Not Me! Major Spoilers Variant Holofoil Blind Bag with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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