The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 4min

TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream

Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. Uber chicken. I don't like Kleptocracyyyyyyyyyyy!! Time Traveling Glitch. Cinnamon tools. 100% that bitch. You get NO WILLYS and NO DILLYS and no lt yarr! You only live once. Buzzhands. Lesbians in Subarus with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 13, 2025 • 1h 4min

TMS 2869: GoKickMe

Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoiler Button. Where Is Aaron Heading? You Know He's Got Talent! Ya ever see E-Paper?? With Tom. Oh what's in the dumb box? Doctor Odyssey Crossword Noise. Your Minors are Too Major.Wherever You Keep Your Korg. Some Watery Bint rifting dimensions is no basIs for stable government. Madisynn. She's actually Clare Galaga and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 12, 2025 • 1h 5min

TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead

It was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Guitar. Being dead helps. Popped Out On A Segway. It needs some real ass vocals and reverb. ONLY a half million dollars. Went Full Banana. Still dong. Isn't there a townscaping game called town something? I like grinding my bean. POV: You're Using POV Wrong! Check Your Acorns with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 11, 2025 • 1h 3min

TMS 2867: Chonky Trash Pandas

The Art of Nintendo Power. Tusken Walrus. Dat's a SPICY birdseed! Old Yeller goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a bleep called bleep something. Fumble Fingered Twitchy Boy. Scientific American't. Gorgon is alive. Button-Down Miles Morales. Boo BeVille vs Fanny Love. Non-Reproducing Cryptobros. Drinking All Day and Making Mexico Pay for It. I dream of silver women. Packed with crap, just like my colon with Brian Dunaway. Screw You, Worm, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 7, 2025 • 1h 4min

TMS 2866: Gently Euthenized

The old gray mare don't taste like it used to. Black Lotus Shampoo. I'm Pro Crastinating. Yokel Adjacent. A Pet Is For Life, Not For Dinner. More ceiling = less head. Two Ns In My Anus. All Marmaduke all the time. Otaku Flame. Touching The Fuzzy. Hold that lav in your hand like nature intended. Your Hamsters, Your Gerbils, Your Teeming Masses. M stands for mandelbrot? Beast on the streets, brilliant in the heat. Nonsense generators with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 6, 2025 • 1h 4min

TMS 2865: Vicious Licking

Tom Merritt, a tech expert from Daily Tech News Show, joins to explore the evolving streaming landscape as Disney prepares to integrate with Hulu, and discusses the implications of upcoming iOS 26 changes on political fundraising. They delve into the quirky charm of Utah's odd laws, including the infamous 'Zion curtain' that concealed drink preparation. With playful anecdotes and humorous banter, they also dream up a unique concept for a 3D printing café, making for a lively and entertaining discussion filled with camaraderie and geek culture.
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Aug 5, 2025 • 1h 2min

TMS 2864: Illegal Vacuums

I'm simulating Walking Here. Frozen dead guy days. Eat The Pie. Escape from Gandalfini. They're Really Hard To Penetrate. ProDeus Proteus. I Like Things On Sticks. Coco van has neither cocoa nor Van. Discuss. Small Town Goofy. What does a Shroosberry taste like? Walking Down Monopoly. That's A Lot Of Stinky Wieners! I Can Haz Cheese Burger Picture? OK Boomerang. It's Cage Season with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 4, 2025 • 1h 6min

TMS 2863: Derps Per Minute

Raspberry Buttholes. Shipping George Lucas Overseas. Grandma's soap taste. Even More Ivan-Hoes. Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue. I don't like wasps eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiither! Hollywood Accounting 101 with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jul 31, 2025 • 1h 47min

TMS 2862: Mass Intoxication Event

Jeffrey Adolf Epstein. Isn't there a guy who owns the Smithsonian called Smith something? 1000 butts a day. I Didn't Order THCeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee! Inherently Voluptuous Rabbits. Riki Tiki Toddler. Do elephants have paws? Cause I'd like really wanted to know. Wasn't the head of the Manson Family called Charlie Something? Smoke Pizza Everyday. What's the Matterhorn? It's a bird, It's a plane! It's a squiggly line! Spy Women. Papa Ibbott Dunks on Everyone. Both Sides of the Aisle Are Covered in Cheetos Dust. None of your business with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jul 30, 2025 • 55min

TMS 2860: Vestigial Bone

He Puts The Franken In The Burger. Makin' Nerdtacular Moves. I Swallow Love Darts. Fresh from the hooter. I don't like a fake Chuck E. Cheeeeeeeeeese! I love the smell of Manticore in the morning. The Lincoln Leap. K-9 Lupus. Get the Popesicle from the Autoclave. I herald your popcorn! Then you shall have no Recommentals, no Tom Merrit and no LT YAR and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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