Chubby Behemoth

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Nathan has his outfit planned in Des Moines. Sam has been furious all day, saw Nathan go into heroic Lund mode, and sees himself with a shaved head wearing giant sunglasses. Nathan thought he was going in the right direction, was giving the coney to a gal in a trailer, and has thought about learning bass and taking it on the road. They called it macaroni. There’s trampolines on the court.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Support the show and get 10% off your 1st TUSHY bidet order. Use code CHUBBY at https://www.hellotushy.com/chubby   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam and Becker are reporting late. Sam proposes that Becker bite Nathan on the neck to infect him, sabotaged his own slime for a child’s joy, and decides he has to lose weight OR ELSE. Becker tries to figure out when and who put the hex on him, updates Sam on Lund’s vision for church life, and comes up with a sandwich lie to motivate a friend. He doesn’t eat anymore, he feeds. Undercooked chicken out of a trash can. Pouch Diet?   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam is joined by Sophie in Japan! Sam tried raw chicken and onions, reunited with an old friend over there, and fell off the wagon. Sophie busts Sam trying to elicit a giggle from Dud-man, reveals herself as the true puppet master, and brushed Sam’s teeth for him. Next thing I know there’s a tarantula of shots. The markers in Japan are “exceptional”. Chili Peppers out of a hot pot, squid, scallops, wet shrimp, there was slugs in it, and then a bunch of booze. An old bent man shoved Sam.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Patrick Richardson joins Nathan and Becker while Sam is in Japan for the holiday. It’s Pat’s birthday! Pat thinks the times he had COVID have made him dumber, has been having fun making Max a ghost, and is thinking a lot about building a giant robot. Nathan gets to be Pat sometimes, wants Pat to meet a vampire lady at the movies, and got too high to watch Joker 2. Pat misses his check ins on Dr. T’s day at work. Lund isn’t too happy about variable pricing.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Factor - Get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code 50CHUBBY at https://www.factormeals.com/50CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys have been having a good time in Milwaukee. Sam explains how he determined the best Austin Powers film, got his mind melted by a Belgian news story, and got woken up by a phone call about his markers. Nathan recalls a lap dance competition, is excited for his church yard activities, and gives Sam some pricing advice.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Chubbies - Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code CHUBBY20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/CHUBBY20   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the fellas have a movie idea. Nathan was surprised by his own asscrack, defends Pornhub to a Texan audience member, and isn’t sure if he should become a shroom guy. Sam wants Nathan to get a BBL, made a young man go full Ren, and has been going to an auction house. The boys discover a new fun name. If this movie pops off we’re all getting BBLs. The boys had a good nap together. Nathan tells us about the time he “ruined” a celebratory shirt.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Factor - Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code 50CHUBBY at https://www.factormeals.com/50CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam has had a very whimsical 18 hours. Sam had dinner in a former hookah bar, got shown the rules of Detroit parking, and made a child cry over a fart. Nathan earned a trip to the White Sox, feels bad for people celebrating at OG, and got his hit his classic trademark phrase on a plane. Sam made a new friend on one flight and had to tell a hard truth on the next one. He blue himself. Scratch-Off Christmas.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Chubbies - Support the show and get 20% off your Chubbies order with code CHUBBY20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby20   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are all together in Denver! Nathan tried to orchestrate a cake gag, made a meal of the band name he forgot, and had a fun time at a shooting range. Sam has a special window in his pants, describes how he wants Lund to dress now, and had to quit fooling around. Becker admits he and Pat had secret malts in Key West. He’s gliding.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam and Becker are in Tampa. Sam has been getting comments on his body, can only name so many candy bars, and imagines fun funeral gags. Becker probably got slightly less chunks, doesn’t think he’s ever been vultured, and was in there longer than he needed to be. Sam realizes the correct way to order bosco sticks, has been wondering about a specific type of Maury guest, and was angry about Becker’s lunch order. Becker spazzed on kratom at the beach. Sam tells Becker about the time he tried to learn about coins. Chunks dry, burritos wet.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Support the show and get 20% off your Chubbies order with promo code CHUBBY20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby20   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam is with Becker and Pat at the comedy condo in Key West preparing to see a haunted doll. Sam has a cool prank idea, ain’t scared of dolls, and doesn’t think the My Buddy doll existed before Chucky. Pat noticed some cool accents on the island, challenges Sam to come up with tricky bugs, and made a new friend down at Laggerhead. Becker has been eating a lot of nougat. The boys have been ruining sunset photos. Sam tells the fellas about his favorite childhood toy.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com