Chubby Behemoth

SPONSORS: Tushy - Support the show and get 10% off your 1st bidet order with promo code CHUBBY at https://www.hellotushy.com   Autoblow - Get 15% off your Autoblow order with the code CHUBBY15 at https://www.autoblow.com   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week everyone is at home. Becker got his head cranked. Sam has discovered the real world limitless drug, has 9 wings in the fridge, and introduces us to his friend Otto. Nathan tells us about an angry father, admits to bogarting a child’s PS5, and tells us his plan for when he becomes a mounjaro mutant.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: MUD WTR - Support the show and get 43% off your MUD WTR order, plus free shipping and a rechargeable frother with code CHUBBY at https://www.mudwtr.com   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam opens with a new song. Nathan self medicated in the worst way, had non-consensual chili, and has never been constipated . Sam is stoked about Ooze-A-Palooza, is sure the new google chip will butt fuck him, and admits Pissed Jeans made him want a motorcycle. His chombos were heavy. You can taste the grapes in the soil.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Hims - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam’s third mic and Nathan is the Tasmanian Devil. Sam considers the power of fat-guy plate envy, thought Powerade was a good move, and comes up with a fun new way to play horseshoes. Nathan is a colorblock jam man now, watched a 3 go off the rails, and is a proud girl dad. Turns out this thing goes all the way to the top. Put that in a bottle and call it Dr. Pepper.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Nathan has his outfit planned in Des Moines. Sam has been furious all day, saw Nathan go into heroic Lund mode, and sees himself with a shaved head wearing giant sunglasses. Nathan thought he was going in the right direction, was giving the coney to a gal in a trailer, and has thought about learning bass and taking it on the road. They called it macaroni. There’s trampolines on the court.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Support the show and get 10% off your 1st TUSHY bidet order. Use code CHUBBY at https://www.hellotushy.com/chubby   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam and Becker are reporting late. Sam proposes that Becker bite Nathan on the neck to infect him, sabotaged his own slime for a child’s joy, and decides he has to lose weight OR ELSE. Becker tries to figure out when and who put the hex on him, updates Sam on Lund’s vision for church life, and comes up with a sandwich lie to motivate a friend. He doesn’t eat anymore, he feeds. Undercooked chicken out of a trash can. Pouch Diet?   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam is joined by Sophie in Japan! Sam tried raw chicken and onions, reunited with an old friend over there, and fell off the wagon. Sophie busts Sam trying to elicit a giggle from Dud-man, reveals herself as the true puppet master, and brushed Sam’s teeth for him. Next thing I know there’s a tarantula of shots. The markers in Japan are “exceptional”. Chili Peppers out of a hot pot, squid, scallops, wet shrimp, there was slugs in it, and then a bunch of booze. An old bent man shoved Sam.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Patrick Richardson joins Nathan and Becker while Sam is in Japan for the holiday. It’s Pat’s birthday! Pat thinks the times he had COVID have made him dumber, has been having fun making Max a ghost, and is thinking a lot about building a giant robot. Nathan gets to be Pat sometimes, wants Pat to meet a vampire lady at the movies, and got too high to watch Joker 2. Pat misses his check ins on Dr. T’s day at work. Lund isn’t too happy about variable pricing.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Factor - Get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code 50CHUBBY at https://www.factormeals.com/50CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys have been having a good time in Milwaukee. Sam explains how he determined the best Austin Powers film, got his mind melted by a Belgian news story, and got woken up by a phone call about his markers. Nathan recalls a lap dance competition, is excited for his church yard activities, and gives Sam some pricing advice.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Chubbies - Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code CHUBBY20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/CHUBBY20   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the fellas have a movie idea. Nathan was surprised by his own asscrack, defends Pornhub to a Texan audience member, and isn’t sure if he should become a shroom guy. Sam wants Nathan to get a BBL, made a young man go full Ren, and has been going to an auction house. The boys discover a new fun name. If this movie pops off we’re all getting BBLs. The boys had a good nap together. Nathan tells us about the time he “ruined” a celebratory shirt.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Factor - Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code 50CHUBBY at https://www.factormeals.com/50CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam has had a very whimsical 18 hours. Sam had dinner in a former hookah bar, got shown the rules of Detroit parking, and made a child cry over a fart. Nathan earned a trip to the White Sox, feels bad for people celebrating at OG, and got his hit his classic trademark phrase on a plane. Sam made a new friend on one flight and had to tell a hard truth on the next one. He blue himself. Scratch-Off Christmas.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com