Chubby Behemoth

SPONSOR: Turtle Beach - Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code CHUBBY at https://www.turtlebeach.com/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam is in a protectorate of the British Crown. Nathan tells the boys about a Coach blooper, got unwanted chicken, and thinks Sam has been cock blocking in Europe. Sam changes podcasting forever, threw up on a dog’s legs, and imagines what heaven would be like for Nathan.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

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SPONSORS: ExpressVPN - Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/CHUBBY   Turtle Beach - Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code CHUBBY at https://www.turtlebeach.com/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam is waiting until people speak English to get a haircut. Nathan tells the boys about an article he found, discovers a drawing of a naked lady that’s got em in the church, and threw the Love Guru on the other day. Sam wants to shave off some shoulder meat, breaks some sad news to Nathan, and would like to swallow a turtle egg. Made him eat the whole thing.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week Sam tells the boys about the beginning of his European trip. Nathan heard what he hoped was an inside joke, has some ideas for Rockies promotions, and is getting ready to swim in the fish bowl. Sam had a mysterious visitor disappear out a window, was just trying to get comfortable on a water bottle, and got candle pranked on his only wish for the year.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSORS: Factor - Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code CHUBBY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/CHUBBY50OFF   Hims - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are in a van on their way to Omaha from Iowa City. Nathan would be the last one, tells the boys about a new wrestling crew, and realizes his Dad may have lied to the family. Sam is excited by short hair mullets, doesn’t know why he is so horny, and wants Casey’s Pizza to start a chipping program.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: ExpressVPN - Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week somebody had a technical issue right at the start. Sam learned a lot about hookah prepping, saw a guy that was just a head, and left sand and slime all over that limo. Nathan wouldn’t have hopped the fence, played Can radio, and the celebration is over. Becker shit his pants, drove to Alabama, and dealt with grown man tantrums.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

SPONSOR: Turtle Beach - Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code CHUBBY at https://www.turtlebeach.com/CHUBBY   BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are in Embassy Suites in Lexington Kentucky (the good one!). Nathan is more Mounjaro than person, thinks about DDTing a child on the reg, and must have been getting laid when A Goofy Movie came out. Sam wonders what Venom smells like, accidentally bullied a man for three years, and tells us about going to Disneyland.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys are in Kansas City realizing cabbage is the real star. Nathan notices a sketchy car meeting outside the room, remembers turning into a dog at Disneyland, and tells us about surprising his wife with his new facial hair. Sam is excited about his black fungus salad, isn’t sitting down without fries, and is going to Disneyland. Still covered in chalk.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: mutinyonmainstreet@gmail.com