Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Hims - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY Ridge - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Rocket Money - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week the boys are all together again in Portland. Sam tells the boys about how he double dipped on the MC, got mistaken for someone else, and is bringing back swing this year. Nathan thinks it should come out on 9 11, wants Sam to read it to us, and got accused of wrongdoing in the park. 00:00 I Keep Saying 01:57 Feeling Squirrely 04:17 You Remember? 07:10 This Foot Thing 09:50 Did Some Damage 11:47 Did You Wear A Bra? 13:46 Swimming At Night 16:08 Quit Just Yelling 18:02 Clear Car 20:45 Come On Over To The Buffet 22:22 I Love What You Do For This City 25:13 There's No Way 29:12 Hanging Out With You 35:38 POD 37:41 Underneath A Baby Doll 39:28 Swing Revival 41:51 Clarinet Or Nothing 43:39 Sleep In The Driveway 47:47 Crank It 49:59 Male Reading 53:46 You Have To Sell 10 Thousand 54:29 Pillow Right On There 55:51 That Was A Thrill 57:27 Used One 59:56 Fun With Colors And Shapes 01:00:53 Times We've Cried 01:02:00 Certain Dirty Duo 01:03:43 He's Lying To You Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Brunt - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code CHUBBY at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CHUBBY #Bruntpod #sponsored #ad Ultra - Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code CHUBBY at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week Sam got stuck at home and the boys are going remote. Sam explains his nasty travel day, wonders if Lund got haunted, and wants to get into upscale hot chocolate. Nathan has a theory about how Sam became ill, played an amazing game of truth or dare, and wants to know if Sam took the chicken. 00:00 I Live Downstairs 01:32 Confirm? Deny? 03:16 Clear Throat 05:45 In The Middle 08:00 Not Screaming 09:42 4 or 5 bowls 12:04 Only A Glimpse 15:54 Throbsite 17:27 My Old PE Teacher 19:46 Invented Soul Music 22:45 Fruit Roll Up 24:54 Got That Rumor Going 26:54 Brought The Ruckus 30:35 A Little Treat 33:25 Spilling It 35:10 Not A Lot Of Hockey 37:30 It's Too Much 39:05 Not Really That Concerned 40:49 What Are You Doing Down There? 45:02 Over At My Best Friend 47:08 Eyeliner On? 48:22 What's In The Cart 54:00 OT's Dad 57:09 Speaking Of Chubby Behemoths Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Factor - Use code chubby50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year at http://FactorMeals.com/chubby50off IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping on orders $89+ @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Ridge - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week the boys are all together in Texas! Sam shows Lund his search page, doesn't believe people can write on rice, and explains the plot of an insane rom-com to the fellas. Nathan only got mad playing games by himself, is glad he didn't grow up with internet, and remembers being shocked because it looked like decent sized burrito. 00:00 Narrow Fellow 02:32 Billie Eilish Trailer 04:08 Mama Plugs 06:53 Stop Stunning Me 10:36 Twister Right? 12:15 Your Brain Is Bad 14:07 You Eat The Shells? 15:34 Single Grain of Rice 18:15 Sweet Baby Ray's 21:21 Lizard Was Burned 23:07 Fold Up Real Small 24:58 Picture On The Wall 27:12 Mark Cuban Style 31:27 Lesser Bateman Vehicle 33:57 Titular Switch 37:30 Getting Examined 38:40 I'm A Big Fan 40:06 Human Zoo 43:29 Too Much Yogurt At Lunch 46:18 Blind Elephant 49:01 Tye Dye Bandana 53:44 We Got A Good Thing 55:41 Mentalist Lund 56:51 Blind As Hell 59:21 I'm Off The Leash Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Prize Picks - Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHUBBY & use code CHUBBY to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Rocket Money - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/CHUBBY HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY Brunt - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code CHUBBY athttps://www.bruntworkwear.com/CHUBBY #Bruntpod #sponsored #ad PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week Sam and Becker are joined by Ran Barnaclo in Cincinnati. Sam decides Becker will be the buzzer, believes Lund would kill Blake, and really wants to put Ran's head in a turkey. Ran thinks those guys have hair, just ordered cloaks, and has been having dreams about time travel. Oh, for your head? 00:00 Right To Fight State 03:16 It's All Milwaukee Tools 04:47 Why You Whispering? 06:23 There's Terry 07:20 In The Tub 08:42 Three Studs And A Dud 11:24 Goof Soup 14:28 Dipped Off Them GLP's Mamma 17:14 Smell No Different 20:08 Only Witness 24:12 The Sam T Train 26:42 Cored And Gored 30:18 King Of Show Business 32:00 So Much Good Stuff 36:04 Coat Vs Jacket 37:57 Al Dente At Best 40:20 Really Just Snoozing 42:13 And Then My Dad Left 45:42 I Don't Talk Like That 48:17 Number One Shoe Stunner 50:04 Hot And Cooked Or Cold And Raw 53:17 Had Some Baby Blue 56:11 Not Doctor Doolittle 58:24 Whole Quesadilla 59:55 One Cow One Bottle One Mouth 01:01:37 Got A Wall Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsor: Rocket Money - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week the boys doing it remotely while Sam's in Key West. Nathan didn't win OR lose a dime this time, shares a story of a boat sinking, and reminds Sam how he is like Koffing. Sam tells the boys about his day use hotel experience, never even considered a pervert tax, and at least made the dad laugh. 00:00 Signature Series 01:41 High Off Of Football 03:18 Jamming 05:00 Eating Stromboli's 06:58 Don't Care If You Get Busted 09:25 Little Alert 11:37 That's Right There 13:06 Backrow Tickets 14:47 Museum Of Illusions 16:32 Headspin 17:30 Transfer Me To Your Boss 18:57 Itemize My Ass 21:11 Give It A Sniff 24:21 All The Charms Of A Bowling Alley 25:55 Prim Propper 28:02 Made Of Chum 32:43 All Frozen 36:46 I'm Already Dead 39:16 I Think, I Think 42:41 Crawl In There And Blow Really Big 44:21 Nash Bridges Protocol 46:57 My Giant Ass Life 50:41 Locked In Abroad 54:17 Shit Getting Dragged 58:44 Everyone Knew Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Lucy - Support the show & get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHUBBY at https://www.lucy.co/CHUBBY Factor - Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/chubby50off & use code chubby50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year! HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week the boys are all in different places celebrating the holidays. Sam is going to be a leaf in the wind, rubbed the bones in tomato paste, and got coal in his stocking. Nathan had his subtitles on, got amazing advice from an Uber driver, and had to wave a man outside to explain himself. 00:00 My Team 02:29 That Lady Is Fun 04:18 Pulling A Sam T 04:58 Surf Party 06:33 Clumps Of Hair 07:26 The First One 09:17 French Dip Connection 10:51 Going Bowling Ball Style 12:44 King Of Communication 14:00 This Candle's Heavy 15:17 I Like Euphoria 17:21 Making Shirts 18:20 If Only I Was Hungry 20:35 Primo Shit Since 1981 23:17 Six Pack Of Rubik's Cubes 26:35 Chill And Watch Football 27:40 100 Girlfriends 29:49 So Excited To See Us 32:34 Walking Out To The Street 34:21 Opposite Of Florida 38:01 High On It Right Now 39:11 I'd Be Inside 42:04 Just Wanted To Catch You 47:12 Stiffy 50:13 I Can Handle That For Sure 52:26 Staying In Florida 54:04 Maybe Not The Best Thing 57:38 Def Leppard 59:19 I'm Hustling 01:01:00 That's Ten Wings 01:04:11 This Was Nice Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: PrizePicks - Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHUBBY & use code CHUBBY & get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Ridge - Take advantage of Ridge's Biggest Sale of the Year & GET UP TO 47% OFF by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week the boys are all at their own houses getting ready for the holidays. Sam could have killed a man if he wanted to, had to go to his mole for info, and hopes everyone wants to see the pentagon real close. Nathan went to Hanukkah dinner in person, had a big weekend already, and saw a list that pissed him off. You want to be bad. 00:00 Taking A Knee At Halftime 01:18 He's Doing The Podcast Next Week 05:11 Red Foreman 07:11 Frothing 09:30 Confirmed By His Girlfriend 11:02 Hostile Takeover 13:52 Tag Teamed 14:53 Sporting Institutions 16:19 Lady H 18:30 Looking For Something To Get Mad About 20:48 Fell Asleep With All The Lights On 22:43 Throwing A Giant Party Twice 24:07 My Way Out The Ghetto 28:04 Perfect Jewel Formed 30:05 It Was On Fox 32:18 Wait By The Mailbox 36:17 Little Yakov 40:00 You Know About Enable? 41:45 Zoom Those Doubloons 43:48 It's Not A Comedy 45:59 Sticking It To The Man 48:41 More Horseshit 50:42 Wife Of The Year Is Coming Home 51:58 You Done Red? 56:36 I Need A Blankie 58:06 You Want Twill So Bad 01:00:00 I Want To Be The Stew Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 #CashAppPod . Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Hims - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week the boys are together in a new room configuration. Sam got rocked by a clip of My 600 Lb Life, sat on a guys lap, and wonders whose clothes are those? Nathan is allegedly very high, is wearing a dead mans pants, and didn't know what to say at the handoff. What I am is singing. 00:00 L Shaped Room 01:58 Always High 05:26 You'll Always Be Tall 06:54 Inflate And Bitch 08:26 For Everyone Involved 10:45 On A Big Ole Hook 12:44 Definitely Got Sick In These 14:48 How Long You Been In Show Business? 16:26 House Flip Flops 18:28 Spit On His Hand 21:02 This Is What I Wanted 22:06 Changed His Name To Sex 24:20 He Loved That Dick 25:26 On Accident 28:55 Park 2 Jet 31:09 Year Of The MF'er 33:55 Most Debit Cards Are Boring 37:07 Cruise Control For Your Wang 38:26 Something Simple 41:14 Who Knows? 42:11 Becker Pants 43:56 A Real Hit Piece 47:34 We Just Watch TV 50:16 I Need To Watch A New James Bond 52:43 Came To Terms 54:07 Nathans Version 57:54 Bought A Painting Today 59:01 Rude Boys Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

THIS IS A PATREON SNEAK PEEK SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Factor - Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/chubby50off & use code chubby50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year. Tushy - Over 2 million butts love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code CHUBBY at https://hellotushy.com/CHUBBY Chubbies - Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code chubby at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby #chubbiespod PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week the boys are joined by Tim Butterly at Skankfest New Orleans! Sam has never been cold before, met a guy that reminded him of a power up in Streets Of Rage, and doesn't want to go to India. Nathan tells the story of the day he and Tim met, is glad he looked at the towel before he used it, and is a month clean. Tim hasn't seem Sam since the weight loss, tried to introduce Lund to Mike Feeney, and earned a little bit of staring at the laser time. 00:00 Welcome To Skankfest 02:26 Local Correspondant 04:12 Fun Nicknames 06:05 Nothing To Dip Now 07:19 Ghost Of Christmas Past 09:51 Bakers Dozen 11:25 Only Perverts 12:01 The Butt 14:31 Hope In Your Heart 16:07 Sentence I've Never Heard 18:10 Too Fat For The Cosmos 19:22 Really Nice Day 21:24 Moonlighting 23:33 How'd The Bookfair Go? 27:19 All The Way Up 28:43 All The T's Are At The End 30:31 Dumps His Stumps 32:02 First Towel I Grabbed 36:45 Is That An Ostrich Egg? 39:13 Long Ride Home 42:38 Code Of The Hamuri 45:00 It Doesn't Start With Me 47:20 Lets See The Capital 50:05 Bulletproof Pants 52:09 Jalapeno Popper 56:00 Why Can't I? 57:12 Such A Meaty Paw 59:11 Feeney Situation 01:04:20 Stuff In A Little Notebook Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Also Featuring Patrick Richardson and Jake Becker

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: CashApp - Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Factor - Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/chubby50off & use code chubby50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year. Harry's - Get the Harry's Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry'sPod PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth This week the boys are all together in Denver! Sam is sadly unable to experience certain joys, would do it to save a dogs life, and had to run inside to get Sophie. Nathan imagines different ways to be split, got new slacks, and had a nice stoned charcuterie Thanksgiving. 00:00 Coldest Place You Can Go 01:37 December Is Canceled 03:34 In That Well For So Long 05:06 What's Your Locomotion? 07:04 Explained The Whole Thing 09:31 Fake Shit 10:52 The Ice Cave 12:53 It Should Be Illegal 17:26 Reaction In Real Time 19:28 Cold Wind At Night 20:45 Good Old Fashioned Fun 23:53 Silver Fox 25:01 Three Guys In My Life 27:03 Stop Being A Phony 29:17 Over A Sofa 30:16 Chugged Party Salsa 34:18 Thanksgiving 35:54 Dragon On It 37:54 Instead Of Clapping 39:10 Evil Hippie Energy 40:38 Hair Brings Sickness 42:06 Ambitious But Fun 43:42 Stinky Cheese And Salami 45:32 Thought You Were The Best At It 49:09 I Was Brave 52:20 Fighting Chance 55:00 So Jolly 56:23 We'll Call Him Jupiter 59:43 On My Birthday 01:01:50 That Was Really Bad Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth