Round 1: We’d be derelict in our duties if we didn’t remind folks that violating OPSEC procedures has its consequences. Parler users are figuring that out. Round 2: I don’t know about y'all, but all this shitty news is a kick in the dick. Luckily, our friends at Military Times put out a list to keep up motivated! Round 3: President Trump is acting like the world’s greatest Lance Corporal. Round 4: In a sign that nature is healing, we return to solely military news to talk about the General who was demoted for an affair with 3 subordinates. Round 5: A couple fellas got caught grave goofin. Their explanation is just a touch weird. Song at the end is Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne (Motown Style Cover) ft. Jennie LenaYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1: Huge news out of DC - they’re opening a Hooters near Quantico & all troops will get a 10% discount. - wow, whoa, unbelievable - Just kidding ha - ha Obviously we’re gonna kick things off with a rundown of the chaos at the Capitol. We’ve got a timeline of what went down on Wednesday along with updates! ROUND 2: Seven interesting facts about butts and buttholes because Kate is bad at handling heavy situations ROUND 3: The Air Force’s top enlisted leader is looking into why an airman was punished for… wait for it… punished for - attempting suicide ROUND 4: Interesting facts about nipples because Kate still feels like this is a real heavy time & we just need a little nipple chatYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: With 2020 officially in the books, is it time to turn the page to what many experts are saying will be the horniest year of all time? Round 2: The gas chamber is one of the military’s rites of passage. One tale from over the break will make you wanna head back to the gas chamber… especially Kate from March to July Round 3: New year, new us. When I was headed to boot camp, travel was on my mind. I wanted to see the ole globe. I got to see a lot but certainly not every country. I wanna take us on a little audio journey and explore countries in alphabetical order. First up, Afghanistan. Round 4: Help us help you. We scoured the internet to find questions we could help young boots or salt dogs with. We wanna hear your stories though…. But for now, these will do!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: With Christmas over, we take a look back at what makes gift giving special. I think it’s a personal touch like giving someone their own leg that was amputated. That’d be nice. Round 2: Can eating a healthy person’s shit make you healthy? You’re unsure? So are scientists who are researching the power of poop. Round 3: A british cop has an unreal ability. He can recognize faces unlike most folks. Because of that, he’s basically been assigned firewatch forever. Round 4: President Trump issued some pardons right before Christmas and we are in full support of one of the pardons that is making waves. Round 5: A video of a fella using a flame thrower to clear his driveway of snow went viral this week. Our guy Woody Williams would be proud. But, that cant be the best weapon to clear snow. We’ll do a snake draft to decide. Round 6: We are going around the room to discuss our personal favorite moments from ZBT in 2020 and what we want to leave in the burn pit!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Presented by ArborTech Tools!!! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% off and start doing something productive Round 1: Big weekend for the Space Force. Those adorable little bundles of joy got their nickname! It’s so cute! But, that’s not all. The first Space Force member got demoted! YAY! Round 2: A Ranger School Commander was relieved of his duties for yelling inappropriate and demeaning things at subordinates. We have the audio and boy is it a doozy. Round 3: With a recent court decision, I’m positive my old Gunny owes me about 40 thousand dollars. Finally, porn viewers will be treated with respect! Round 4: One of the russian spies who did a little old fashioned poisoning was duped by the fella that he poisoned and now we know their methods. I bet Putin is PISSED. Round 5: School circle on me. I’m gonna talk with Rep. Adam Kinzinger about what’s happening in our world. Best Interviews of 2020 (and some from 2019)! Captain Charles Plumb (1:17-1:50) Woody Williams (1:50-2:16) Rocky Bleier (2:16-3:02) Bob Sweatt (3:02-3:42) Brian Wood (3:42-End).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Presented by ArborTechTools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% off all their woodcarving tools and make something with your hands! ROUND 1: In response to a threat to the troops, the Army has developed an incredible piece of combat gear coming out in 2021. The speed in design, manufacturing & logistics of distributing this complex item will give you a whole new respect for the branch… DIS-respect. ROUND 2: If you’ve been disqualified from joining the military it’s ok to feel upset. What’s not ok? To uh - go back to the recruiting station & fire a weapon through the windows. Not gonna help your cause, pal. ROUND 3: The Australian Army is investigating a soldiers' use of a Taliban fighter's prosthetic leg… And yes, you guessed it. He used it as a beer mug. ROUND 4: The US Military had a hot date with China’s this week but we were left alone at the table with a fine bottle of white wine & red cheeks… since they were a no show. China, call us back. Please! ROUND 5: Cons sat down with two ladies who went from the swimming pool to the Shark Tank with some Army in between. They told him why they started a jewelry line instead of a more traditional route ROUND 6: Ugh, more Hollywood Marines? And what? They’re going to have VAGINAS this time?! Noooooooo!.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Presented by ArborTech Tools Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code ZERO at checkout for 25% off! Round 1: CyberPunk 2077 was released last week and people were going nuts that you could make a player have a big or small dick. If the same types of features were added to COD, what would you do??? Round 2: The Secretary of the VA has been called on to resign over his seemingly insane treatment of a woman who is a veteran and congressional staffer. Round 3:Osama Bin Laden’s fat fuck friend was released from jail for being too fat and now hes eating fish and chips in an expensive london flat and it makes me wanna pull my pubes out. Round 4: I sat down with WWE Superstar and motivator Lacy Evans. I was legit impressed with her hard chargeriness. Round 5: Last week, we lost a legend of the game. Chuck Yaeger, the test pilot and twitter god, died at the age of 97.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off the best woodcarving tools you can get! ROUND 1: A Sergeant Major in 2/7 is getting roasted like a green weenie over the hot coals of NCO rage this week & there’s viral memes to prove it. Why? Apparently he went Grinch mode and threatened to take the Marine’s holiday leave away. ROUND 2: In the wake of Vanessa Guillén’s murder, Army Secretary Ryan McCarthy announced that 14 leaders at Fort Hood were being fired or suspended, and an independent review has revlealed an environment where women were in “survival mode”. We speak with Haley Britzkey of Task & Purpose who’s been covering the story. ROUND 3: Shhhhh, keep it down, round 3 is about the quietest place in the United States and the how the Navy is ruining that WITH THEIR LOUD ASS PLANES ROUND 4: Cons is sitting down with former Naval Academy and NFL player Napoleon McCallum to talk about a game that is happening this weekend or something. Who knows ROUND 5: Kyle took to ZBT Twitter to ask you to “Tell us you’re in the military without telling us you’re in the military”... Some great responses to close out the week. If you don't know the song at the end of the episode you're too young to be in the military..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Presented by our friends at ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off! InVets.org/Zero - Make a profile and get a free shirt, and potentially a job. RockyBoots.com use promo code "ZBT" for 25% off both civilian and military boots. Round 1: Buddy the Elf had his valor stolen this weekend by a man from Boston who was looking to meet his father for the first time. Round 2: Give me one volunteer right damn now. SWISS. Thank you. SWISS, grab your little European battle buddies, form a line in space, and police call all that damn debre. It all goes either in your trash bag or your cargo pocket. Up to you, SWISS. Round 3: General Milley has a bold idea that would absolutely put recruiters in a tough position. If you pulled the little plastic card of desire because it said “travel the world,” you might get the Big Green Weenie again. Round 4: China is creating Super Soldiers like they've never seen what could go wrong in Terminator. T-1000 better not be coming out of China or I swear to god… I dunno what I will do but that’s scary. Round 5: One of the most common questions we get is about life after transitioning from the military. We got to speak with a hiring expert who has the answers you need. Song at the end is "Fortunate Son" covered by Dropkick Murphys..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off incredible wood carving tools. ROUND 1: Did US soldiers die this year while attacking a CIA facility in Germany tied to election fraud?! Uh… no. But that’s not stopping a retired 3-star General from saying so! You’re gonna need your tin foil hats for this one. ROUND 2: (hippie voice) These Marine Corps grunts aren’t tripping wires, they’re tripping BALLS, dude, and the military is like totally trying to harsh their vibe. ROUND 3: Speaking of illicit materials, the Army is investigating a smuggling ring in Kuwait and though it’s not quite LSD it could put a real hurtin’ on your heart… that’s right, you guessed it - PORK. Round 4: Vaccines. Get your vaccines here. Ice Cold Vaccines. The Chief of Naval Operations broke down how the roll out is gonna go. Im super excited! This is going to go so smoothly! No issues at all! ROUND 5: Chaps’s Badass of the Week: A shoe cobbler who is retiring after FIFTY THREE years at the Naval Academy. And a bonus round where Chaps sits down with Army Veteran John Kriesel!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30