Round 1 (6:04): Drama in your fam because of politics? The first story might make you feel a little bit better.. Former ZBT guest & congressman Adam Kinzinger is going through the wringer right now in the wake of the impeachment trial & my goodness does he have an annoying cousin. Round 2 (15:40): The perfect crime does exist and there’s an article about it in the Detroit Free Press. Round 3 (22:47): Ever crashed in a plane? Oh. You have? Ever crashed in a plane FOUR FUCKING TIMES and then fell in love? Interesting.We know someone who has. Round 4 (29:40): If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Round 5 (39:49): Every job has its pros & cons but we asked YOU about the worst part of your MOS and as per usual the answers did not disappoint Song at the end is a cover of Don't Think Twice It's Alright by Billy Strings!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1 (8:27): Navy Veteran & Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has passed away. His legacy isnt all buttholes and titties. ROUND 2 (26:49): Archaeologists have found a Roman soldier's pay stub & it’s safe to say some things in the military have always been the same... ROUND 3 (35:12): Firewatch. And maybe bomb watch. Explosives missing at 29 Palms ROUND 4 (39:18): Women arrive at MCRD for historic co-ed training and we’ve got some live audio of what’s going on over there + update on rules for new moms. ROUND 5 (44:57): Why hello fellow kewl teens, The US Ambassador to Vietnam is here to kick off your Friday with a totally rad rap song for the Lunar New Year and it is litty ROUND 6 (50:05): It’s no secret that US Presidents like to golf. Heck, Ike had a putting green installed in the Oval Office bathroom. We got an all new serpentine draft of the best activities for Presidents to do to relax!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (11:08): A Woman sucking dick is the bravest story you’ll hear today. Round 2 (15:36): Our good pals, The Air Force Security Forces Defenders, have some explaining to do as some fella just snuck on base and was doin a little plane goofin on the flight line at Andrews. Round 3 (26:39): The Pentagon released the results of the first-ever service wide hazing data. It turns out the Space Force leads all branches in hazing reports. Ah, just kidding. It was the Marines. Round 4 (40:46): it’s time to update the safety brief: A woman used gorilla glue instead of hairspray in order to keep her hair down. Round 5 (48:03): It’s time to talk about time and space and how folks are attempting to bend time like beckham. Put on your scientists’ hats, baby girls. We’re going intergalactic!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1 (10:27): China is sick and tired of their boys growing up to become pussies. So, they are sending out government sponsored ads. Do we need that? Hard to say. ROUND 2 (21:12): Coast Guard fixes the light at loneliest place in the world and we aren’t talkin about PFC Bren’s room in 2019. ROUND 3 (28:51): Moms in the military getting screwed just because they got laid and are having some babies. Being a mom shouldn’t end your career. Brave of us, right? Take note, Chinese men. ROUND 4 (40:50): In this round, we’ll talk some World War I. Monkey Meat. AIDs. And the Venn Diagram that connects them all. ROUND 5 (47:10): The New Sec Def is issuing a Department of Defense wide stand down over the threats of extremism in the ranks. As an example, a sailor put a fucking noose by the rack of a black sailor…. IN 2021! ROUND 6 (57:16): The Choir Recruit of the National Guard lifted spirits by lifting his voice in the world’s most echorific room!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (6:17): Starting the show with a safety brief. Dont drink anti-freeze. I know it smells delicious. Still… dont do it. Round 2 (14:24): Nothing gets my blood pumping like a tale about gold in them there hills. The FBI might be doing something shady with 400 million dollars worth of Civil War Era gold. We’ll tell you about this story which sure as shit should be a movie. Round 3 (23:05): HUGE shoutout to the Chief of Staff of the Army. I FUCKING LOVE stories like this one. Round 4 (28:56): The air force has some new spray-on bandages that will help you heal like you’re Wolverine whatever that means. Round 5 (43:27): I sat down with the only person in the Afghanistan/Iraq wars to be given the title of Sole Survivor. Beau Wise joined the show to talk about his book Three Wise Men!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1: A pilot out for joyride landed on a Royal Air Force base bc he ‘wanted to see the beach!” Now he owes them $5,000 ROUND 2: Have you or your fellow troops ever MacGyvered equipment to complete a mission? We asked, & you answered with things that are more “MacGroober level”, but impressive nonetheless. ROUND 3: One of the best feelings in the world? Cancelled plans. And 1,000 Marines in the freezing land of Norway are soaking up that feeling as we speak. ROUND 4: We sat down with the Sergeant Major of the Army, Michael Grinston, and he didn’t call Cons, “Sir” once. Suck on it Cons. We talked about the new Army regs on grooming and the overall culture in the Army today. Get your hair ties ready. ROUND 5: With new Presidents come new positions, so last week we gave you a rundown on the new head of Veteran’s Affairs, and this week we introduce you to ‘the flying 69’. (Kate - oh, GREAT position). Just kidding, but we’ll intro your new Secretary of Defense, retired 4-star Lloyd Austin!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: People over the weekend were shitting down ole Senator Tom Cotton about his claim of being a ranger. Was that stolen valor or just a little ranger goofin. Round 2: in A doggie bag of sorts, the Miami Heat are bringing in detector dogs to smell for COVID. Will that work? Well, it’s hard to say. Round 3: Lots of changes are happening in the Oval. The British are upset about a statue and a beloved soft drink button has been removed. Will democracy survive? Round 4: National Guard troops were parked in the garage in the capitol and people were big mad about it. Round 5: What's the craziest thing someone you knew in uniform said or believed? I’ll come up with something better than my pals believing you could swim under Okinawa because the Island floated!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1: Inauguration / New President ROUND 2: Would you rather take a hit on your military record or pay a small fine? We’d like to bring back the olden days where that was an option. ROUND 3: Elon Musk shared 6 Rules of Productivity that shows a liiiiitle bit of a divide Between Military and Civilian Workplaces ROUND 4: The 30th anniversary or Desert Storm was this past week & we’ve got some fast facts & history ROUND 5: A U.S. service member has been arrested and charged in a plot to conspire with ISIS to conduct ambush attacks on his fellow soldiers!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that a humvee was stolen. If you lost your humvee, what is a fair punishment? Add best answers from social in the morning Round 2: The message from the Puerto Rican commander of the national guard unit that is coming to DC was beyond motivating. If you wanna be inspired, stick around for round 2. Round 3: School Circle on us. We are gonna answer some more questions that the beloved troops have. Could be good advice. Could be bad advice. We’ll just have to see, I guess. It’ll probably be bad though. Stinks but that’s just a fact. Round 4: Big Balls OR FLAPS of the week goes to our Russian pal who was poisoned a few months ago. This dude is an absolute lunatic. Round 5: In a story that should be the poster child for good initiative but bad judgment, a former Army Soldier, lookin at you Cons, was arrested for inciting violence in… checks notes… no… this cant be… Tallahassee? What the fuck!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1: On the last episode I said we’d be totally avoiding this topic today but Kate sucks & has a quick, light, flaky, buttery, syrupy, tasty little update on the latest in DC regarding the troops deployed to the Capitol. ROUND 2: Burn pits, move aside - today we’ve got facts about your arm pits & sweat glands since we already covered buttholes & nipples after previous political topics. Captain Cons, this is your time to shine. ROUND 3: Cue the Bertie Higgins yacht rock but not because we need a palate cleanser from a sad topic - The Coast Guard recovered a stolen Tiki Hut Bar Boat & this thing is a BEAUT ROUND 4: Cons chatted with WWE Superstar Montez Ford about realizing his lifelong dream of being a pro wrestler but not before he stood on the yellow footprints on Parris Island ROUND 5: Safety Brief - don’t go injecting magic mushrooms directly into your veins this weekend. A man in Nebraska found this out the hard way when the ‘shrooms started growing in HIS VEINS and nearly killed him!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30