Timeline Earth

Dive into a humorous recap of the wildest news moments from 2023, featuring quirky events and absurd anecdotes. The hosts introduce the 'cunt matrix' for rating hilarity and absurdity in contemporary happenings. Enjoy the playful Gluey Awards, highlighting the chaos of American politics with satirical nods to iconic figures. They also engage in a lighthearted debate on memes and societal moments, rounding out the conversation with whimsical predictions for 2025. Expect laughs as they navigate the surreal landscape of today's headlines!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, the Number One J Burden Tracking Podcast in America fulfills its weekly obligations. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (12/18/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we talk about Albanian assassins, updates to Joe Theory, and Germanic Drug Addicts. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (12/11/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we congratulate ourselves for 200 wonderful episodes, discuss a very important pact, catalogue our sneak-throughs, wives, and the grand strategy. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we bring on the extremely important Lee Enfield to expose Birdo's economic idiocy, talk Thanksgiving statistics, and ponder the supervolcanic apocalypse. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/27/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we cover the InfoWars shut-down, the feeling of absolute backness, winter woes, and woodland escapades. War Room Episode 4055: Deep State Shuts Down Infowars: https://warroom.org/episode-4055-deep-state-shuts-down-infowars/ — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/20/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we crystallize our co-host. Also, we discuss hoes and crows. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/13/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, which was absolutely recorded live, we discuss The Election of our Great and True Leader. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/9/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

THE ONE TO SPOOK THEM ALL. (PART 1) Continue listening to PART 2 by becoming a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth … Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth This year's Halloween spooktacular is back and stronger than ever. Its so long, it comes with a directory this year. Check below for more information and timestamps. We at TLE extend our sincerest thanks to our guests and our listeners. Without you, this wouldn't have been possible. (10:11) AARON https://x.com/btwa_RETURNS Aaron, professional worker extraordinary, tells us about some of the most horrific workplace deaths that face the average blue-collar guy. (1:41:21) HOSS https://x.com/FETTERMANIAC Our resident cannibal expert Hoss Minogue joins us to teach us about the wild world of eating people. (2:35:07) DR VAMPIRE https://x.com/headless_giant World-renowned paranormal investigator Dr. Vampire regales us of fascinating tales from vampiric antiquity. (3:15:58) DUNE https://x.com/DoomerInsights Our company lawyer, Dune, traces the history of ghost law in Anglo-Saxon, English, and American courts. (4:10:35) REDHAWK https://x.com/redpilledhawk President of the Old Glory Club Mr. Redhawk joins Bird to reflect on some of the spookiest, weirdest news stories of the year so far. (4:57:16) BRAXTON https://x.com/braxton_mccoy TLE's beloved superstar conservationist and Horse-Whisperer Braxton McCoy joins Car and Bird for a little game of "guess the creepy bird call". (5:23:26) CAR https://x.com/TLE_Car Carcampit and Bird endeavor to review Full Moon Entertainment's masterpiece classic Puppet Master.

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss love, french fries, and being woke. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!