Timeline Earth TLE 203 - THE 2024 GLUEY AWARDS
Jan 8, 2025
Dive into a humorous recap of the wildest news moments from 2023, featuring quirky events and absurd anecdotes. The hosts introduce the 'cunt matrix' for rating hilarity and absurdity in contemporary happenings. Enjoy the playful Gluey Awards, highlighting the chaos of American politics with satirical nods to iconic figures. They also engage in a lighthearted debate on memes and societal moments, rounding out the conversation with whimsical predictions for 2025. Expect laughs as they navigate the surreal landscape of today's headlines!
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January News Highlights
- A massive tunnel was discovered under Chabad Lubavitcher World Headquarters with unsettling findings.
- A Chinese chess champion lost his title for defecating in a hotel bathtub during a tournament.
Strange Occurrences
- Vince McMahon allegedly names his dildos after wrestlers and defecated on people's heads.
- A disgruntled American Airlines passenger's excessive flatulence forced a plane to return to the gate.
The Cunt Matrix and Unbelief
- The podcast hosts noticed strange occurrences and created the "Cunt Matrix" to assess them.
- Many people, like in the medieval dancing plague, stopped believing things were happening.