I Never Liked You
Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.
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Oct 23, 2025 • 28min
94. Dieting
We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it.
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Oct 16, 2025 • 25min
93. Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang?
We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch.
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00:00 Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang?
02:01 How Will We Do?
03:29 Bet
04:30 No Cap
06:34 Bussin
08:41 Sigma
10:11 Lowkey
13:58 Skibidi
15:13 Ohio
17:01 Ratio
17:45 Lobbied
20:19 Shook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 9, 2025 • 28min
92. Were These Old TV Shows Overrated or Underrated?
We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe.
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00:00 Rating Old TV Shows
00:07 Friends
01:07 Seinfeld
02:44 King of Queens
03:28 Will & Grace
04:00 Frasier
04:49 Everybody Loves Raymond
05:33 Boy Meets World
06:34 Step By Step
06:55 Full House
09:48 Sister, Sister
10:32 The X-Files
11:59 ER
12:11 Touched by an Angel
12:28 Gilmore Girls
13:34 All That
14:43 That’s So Raven
15:49 In Living Color
16:31 SNL
16:43 The Sopranos
17:48 The Office
19:16 Arrested Development
19:18 30 Rock
20:16 Parks and Recreation
20:33 How I Met Your Mother
20:38 Two and a Half Men
21:03 The Big Bang Theory
21:25 Lost
21:27 24
21:29 House
21:31 Grey’s Anatomy
22:17 Prison Break
22:21 American Idol Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 2, 2025 • 25min
91. Reading Mean Comments About Us
We read some of the meanest comments people have written about us — but let’s be real, most of them were roasting Nick. Consider this our roast episode.
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Sep 11, 2025 • 24min
88. Giving Viewers Terrible Advice
This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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00:00 Intro
00:36 How Do I Find Love
01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law
03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover
04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off
06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks
07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me
08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie
09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t
10:28 Exploring My Sexuality
12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI
13:58 Stressing About College
14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On?
15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job
20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not
21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 28, 2025 • 26min
86. What Would We Do If… EVERYTHING Went Wrong?
We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits.
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Aug 21, 2025 • 23min
85. Mythical Creatures
We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much.
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Aug 14, 2025 • 23min
84. Which Cartoon Characters Can Say F**
We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible.
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Aug 7, 2025 • 25min
83. Our Toxic Traits
We went through a full list of toxic traits to see which ones we’re guilty of. Let’s hope Nick doesn’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss too close to the sun.
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Jul 31, 2025 • 31min
82. Coldplay Kissing Disaster
We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table.
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