I Never Liked You
Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.
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Jul 31, 2025 • 31min
82. Coldplay Kissing Disaster
We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table.
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Jul 24, 2025 • 25min
81. Cults
We’re talking about cults — what makes them work, why people fall for them, and whether we would. Also, Matteo once worked somewhere… suspicious.
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Jul 17, 2025 • 25min
80. Expectations vs Reality: Growing Up
We thought adulthood would look one way, and it turned out… not that. This week, we talk about what we expected life to be like when we were younger — and where it ended up instead.
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🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 10, 2025 • 25min
79. We Hated the New Jurassic Park Movie
THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS SPOILERS! This week we react to Jurassic Park: Rebirth — and yeah, we didn’t like it. From start to finish, it was a mess. We get into everything that annoyed us.
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Jul 3, 2025 • 17min
78. What’s Happening to the Movie Star?
This week we’re talking about the rise and fall of the “movie star.” What changed, and why does it all feel different now?
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Jun 26, 2025 • 25min
77. Which Superheroes & Villains Are Gay
This episode is exactly what it sounds like. We go through superheroes and villains and decide who’s gay, who’s definitely not, and who’s just giving off the vibe.
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Jun 19, 2025 • 27min
76. We’re Forced to Compliment Each Other (Audience Q+A)
We answered your questions — and somehow ended up judging outfits and saying nice things to each other for the first time. It was weird for everyone.
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Jun 12, 2025 • 23min
75. Things We Wish Were Still a Thing
This week we talk about stuff that used to be everywhere — and just quietly disappeared. Some of it we miss, some of it probably needed to go. Either way, we had opinions.
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Jun 5, 2025 • 26min
74. Pride Month
We talk about Pride — what we like, what we don’t, and how it’s kind of turned into a lot. Just some honest thoughts (and jokes, obviously).
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May 29, 2025 • 26min
73. What Reality Shows Would We Win?
This week, we try to figure out which reality shows we’d thrive on — and which ones would absolutely ruin us. Zero training, full confidence.
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