I Never Liked You
Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.
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Dec 18, 2025 • 33min
101. The Holidays!
Its the most wonderful time of year and no better way to spend it then to hear Nick and Matteo yap about the Holidays. In this episode, we discuss Nick getting ripped off at the Christmas Markets, horrible people on flights, and the origins of Christmas. Enjoy!!
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Dec 11, 2025 • 38min
100. Episode 100
We made it to 100 episodes, so this week we’re celebrating by looking back at our most viral clips — the moments that escaped the podcast and fully took on a life of their own. We break down what was happening behind the scenes, why these moments connected, and how accidentally saying the wrong thing at the right time can haunt you forever on the internet. Thank you for watching, listening, clipping, sharing, and sticking with us for 100 episodes. We genuinely couldn’t do this without you.
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Dec 4, 2025 • 55min
99. Monét X Change
This week we’re joined by Monét X Change to talk about missing vacations, missed hangouts, and what life is like when you’re constantly on the move. We also get into her time on Survivor — plus plenty more chaos along the way.
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Nov 20, 2025 • 28min
98. London
We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas.
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00:00 Check Out Our New Merch!
00:47 We Went to London!
04:18 Nick’s First Time in London!
05:23 We Did Afternoon Tea
08:31 Dunkin’ Disappoints Nick
09:33 Foods That Are Banned in the UK but Not the US
14:34 Driving on the Other Side
19:12 Mimicking Accents
20:31 Nick Does Squidward
22:39 Food Banned in the UK but Not the US
25:17 What Do We Think of London?
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Nov 13, 2025 • 26min
97. Who Knows More? Geography
This week we put our geography knowledge to the test — and it went about as well as you’d expect. Matteo tries to keep things serious while Nick confidently guesses wrong more times than we can count.
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Nov 6, 2025 • 1h 23min
96. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was.
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00:00 We talk to a real scientist today
05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge?
09:49 We can’t believe you’re here
10:45 What’s up with Pluto?
13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet
25:12 Neil drops a funny joke
35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer
38:26 New comet we saw?
42:53 Pluto has a tail?
49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes
54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole?
59:59 Nick’s last questions
01:04:03 Is the sun going to die?
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Oct 30, 2025 • 33min
95. Halloween
We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was.
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00:00 Intro
05:18 Halloween
05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies
09:18 Kennywood
12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters
21:23 When Was the Victorian Era?
24:14 Do We Like Halloween?
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Oct 28, 2025 • 25min
87. Lil Nas X, NFL Cheerleaders & Crumbl
We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg.
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Oct 28, 2025 • 25min
90. The Nicest We'll Ever Be
This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be.
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Oct 28, 2025 • 30min
89. Trying To Survive
We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits.
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