

I Never Liked You
Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.
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Aug 21, 2025 • 23min
85. Mythical Creatures
We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much.
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Aug 14, 2025 • 22min
84. Which Cartoon Characters Can Say F**
We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible.
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Aug 7, 2025 • 24min
83. Our Toxic Traits
We went through a full list of toxic traits to see which ones we’re guilty of. Let’s hope Nick doesn’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss too close to the sun.
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Jul 31, 2025 • 30min
82. Coldplay Kissing Disaster
We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table.
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Jul 24, 2025 • 24min
81. Cults
We’re talking about cults — what makes them work, why people fall for them, and whether we would. Also, Matteo once worked somewhere… suspicious.
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Jul 17, 2025 • 24min
80. Expectations vs Reality: Growing Up
We thought adulthood would look one way, and it turned out… not that. This week, we talk about what we expected life to be like when we were younger — and where it ended up instead.
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Jul 10, 2025 • 24min
79. We Hated the New Jurassic Park Movie
THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS SPOILERS! This week we react to Jurassic Park: Rebirth — and yeah, we didn’t like it. From start to finish, it was a mess. We get into everything that annoyed us.
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Jul 3, 2025 • 16min
78. What’s Happening to the Movie Star?
This week we’re talking about the rise and fall of the “movie star.” What changed, and why does it all feel different now?
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Jun 26, 2025 • 24min
77. Which Superheroes & Villains Are Gay
This episode is exactly what it sounds like. We go through superheroes and villains and decide who’s gay, who’s definitely not, and who’s just giving off the vibe.
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Jun 19, 2025 • 26min
76. We’re Forced to Compliment Each Other (Audience Q+A)
We answered your questions — and somehow ended up judging outfits and saying nice things to each other for the first time. It was weird for everyone.
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