Guys We F****d

Continuing her Summer of semi-celibacy, this past weekend Corinne re-discovered her love of a good make-out session, one knowledgeable #fucker schools the girls on the magical world of penises and Sorry About Last Night makes a SUPER EXCITING POPRAGEOUS ANNOUNCEMENT! This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with self-proclaimed bull dyke lesbian and comedian, EMMA WILLMANN, for a off-the-walls conversation that covers losing your virginity to a wildebeest, running away from a girl with a strap-on, why it's no good when the penis sprays, how common it is for a lesbian to be sexually assaulted, getting hit on by men when you like ladies, cookies over models and the difficulties of dyslexic sexting. Oh... YOU GUYS! We designed custom leggings with our lovely sponsor, POPRAGEOUS!! Check them out at www.poprageous.com and use code GWF and get 20% off your ENTIRE first order. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS! Co-hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling, Tuesday, August, 18th, 7:30PM: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/2128142 Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/pl…&utm_medium=open Visit EMMA's website: http://www.emmacomedy.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you need to work on your 'don't hit on me' face? Do you get sick of boyfriend peen "too quickly"? Do you love cake? Then this episode is for you! Join Corinne & Krystyna as they sit down with comic, trainer, and the formerly obese/hairy/leg-brace-wearing ROBYN SCHALL to discuss fat fetishes, fucking because the other kids are doing it, eating a burger while getting fingered, staying together but living apart, being comfortable with and aware of who you are, committing to your Cat Woman costume on Halloween, and why just because you're heavy doesn't mean you can't have swag. Plus...we have a SPONSOR!! Visit www.poprageous.com for all your legging/shirting/bathing suiting needs. Made in Los Angeles, baby! #Fuckers! Use code GWF and get 20% off your ENTIRE first order. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS! Co-hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling, Tuesday, August, 18th, 7:30PM: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/2128142 Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open FOLLOW ROBYN: @RobynSchall E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lace up your platforms and check the balance on your Hot Topic gift card, because Guys We Fucked is heading back to high school! On today's episode, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's homosexual boyfriend of exactly one week, CHRIS! From masturbating to the dudes in department store catalogs to after-school trysts in the center of town with a fellow closeted classmate to a gay co-dependent relationship that found him smack in the middle of a heroin addiction, Chris walks Corinne & Krystyna through his coming out process, sex with women, the effects of living a lie, and why he asked out Corinne in the first place. PLUS: One couple's experience revealing suppressed sexual secrets. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" http://www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes in life you have to live with the regret of not having done your best, but other times you get a Facebook message at 1AM that opens up the portal to the land of the sexual redo. This past weekend, let's just say the odds were ever in Corinne's favor. This week, the chickadees of Sorry About Last night welcome a guest with comedic chops AND serious street cred, JOSEPH VECSEY. The three discuss how growing up with a mom who loves hip hop shapes the kind of women one likes, what it's like to date someone who is still under the spell of their ex, and how to successfully blow your shot at fucking a really famous porn star (who's totally into you). PLUS: What's the difference between having a work crush and being unfaithful? Follow JOSEPH on twitter: @JosephVecsey Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS Tuesday, 7/28 @ 7:30PM, at Zinc Bar (82 West 3rd Street, Manhattan) glamourpuss.brownpapertickets.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The #GuysWeFucked inbox was chock full of gems this week and Corinne and Krystyna don't waste a second before diving into the mail bag to give the #fuckers their opinions on body fur for feminists, the plight of the intimidating woman, and how and when to ask a dude to give you your best shorts back. On this week's episode, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian CHRISSIE MAYR who takes us through a retrospective of the many versions of herself. The three pals talk confidence (or lack thereof), cat calling, kegels, mouth to period pussy etiquette, getting eaten out for $40, and just like a ton about being the single girl invited to a couple's threesome. Follow CHRISSIE on Twitter: @ChrissieMayr Check out Chrissie's website: www.chrissiemayrcomedy.com Buy tickets to NACHO BITCHES Friday, 7/24 @ New York Comedy Club http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/nacho-bitches-1-year-anniversary-show/ Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS Tuesday, 7/28 @ 7:30PM, at Zinc Bar (82 West 3rd Street, Manhattan) http://glamourpuss.brownpapertickets.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? What if God was one of us? When is an appropriate time to tell someone you have herpes? One of these questions gets answered on today's episode of Guys We Fucked! After a mic drop blow job to Stephen with love from Krystyna, things seem to be almost back to normal on the East Side of Manhattan. This week, the Sorry About Last Night chicks welcome one of their dearest friends and mentors in comedy, JIMMY FAILLA. The former cab driver and current author/comic gabs with the gals about how sex changes after you have a child, getting hit on as a married man, the appeal of an average woman, the best light to fuck in, dating the local stripper and what to do when your passenger starts to masturbate. Follow JIMMY FAILLA on Twitter: @jimmyfailla Check out Jimmy's website: www.jimmyfailla.com Get his book, "FOLLOW THAT CAR" (seriously, it's great) E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls of Sorry About Last Night have been feeling less than sexual these past few weeks and adjustments need to be made. Meanwhile, this week's guest's libido is fully intact. "Discovered" on one of the weirdest comedy shows Corinne has ever been on, this week C&K welcome new-to-the-scene comedian, drug aficionado, Hennessy drinker, and, we promise you, absolutely not an actor, ZALMAN (real name, pinky swear)! After explaining to Zalman what a podcast is, the three discuss referring to women as "bitches", the dangers of road head, how to court, growing up with a philandering Russian father, avoiding arrest, and how to proceed when you realize you just made plans to have a one night stand with a handicapped* chick. PLUS: Tasty jizz, #MeatyPussyProblems and homegirls. *Whatever PC word we're using this week Follow Zalman on Instagram: Mr_Zalman E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After discussing the art of the hand job and its place in a functioning relationship, Corinne & Krystyna prep the #fuckers for our darkest episode yet. This week, the girls sit down with comic TROY ALAN whose father is a pedophile. Troy's story is intense and tragic -- he and his mother were physically abused by his father, and his three sisters (and the daughter of a family friend) were subjected to horrific sexual molestation. Over the course of this conversation, the three discuss the probable root of pedophilia (nature v. nurture?), anger, and what we can do to help stop pedophiles from acting on their urges rather than just writing their names on a list and classifying them as monsters. While this episode is certainly eye-opening, what you may end up seeing is how little we know about what is widely considered the most reprehensible crime. Visit TROY's blog: http://troyalancomic.tumblr.com Follow TROY: @TroyAlanComic E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Damage control? Nah, Guys We Fucked don't play that. Some of you loved the Dante episode, some of you were appalled. Some of you even said you were done listening to the show. That's cool. We'll be here. During this week's intro, the girls of Sorry About Last Night respond to a #fucker who is currently paranoid that he paid for pussy then Corinne gives her 2 cents (er, 77 cents) about the Dante Nero backlash. On today's ep, C&K sit down with Krystyna's pal, VANESSA! Vanessa is that friend we all have who things...just seem to happen to. From getting her finger forced into a guy's bunghole to cold-calling dudes to sell them cock cream to the time she was roofied on a business trip, this one's a fun Friday listen. Enjoy!! Follow the Guys We Fucked playlist on Spotify (user name: ThePenta) https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open Follow Vanessa on Instagram and Snap Chat: nessab33 E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Krystyna's vag is actin' bratty and Corinne's would-be dude is actin' a fool. But, no worry, because today's episode might just CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE. Join Sorry About Last Night as they sit down with former stripper/pimp and current relationship expert/comic/Host of The Beige Phillip Show DANTE NERO as he regales them with tales of losing his virginity to the babysitter, maintaining a stable of 12 prostitutes and sleeping with over three thousand women. Additionally, discussions are had about how the definition of rape has changed over the years, the art of anal sex, and why Dante didn't fuck Peaches (the bus driver, not the rapper). PLUS: The girls give their thoughts on the porn doc HOT GIRLS WANTED. Catch us at Lizz Winstead's Lady Parts Justice show THIS SUNDAY 6/14 at The Creek and the Cave! For tickets, click: http://lpjsexstories.bpt.me/ Follow Dante on Twitter: @DanteNero Listen to The Beige Phillip Show: http://beigephillip.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.