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The Urban Dictionary defines 'Eskimo sisters' as "two women who have slept with the same man in their past". For example, "Judy and Gail were Eskimo sisters since they both went to bed with Ronnie during their Freshman year." On today's episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast, the gals of Sorry About Last Night explore this unique relationship with their guest, comic and Corinne's Eskimo sister, KERRYN FEEHAN. Whilst discussing the same dick they had inside them, Corinne & Kerryn learn that their insides actually have a lot in common! K, C & K talk in depth about open relationships, alcoholism, fucking celebrities, cheating, how to best destroy your cokehead boyfriend's property, and what an owner does when you make out with his dog in a bar. PLUS: Sexting in sweats, pegging 101, and why straight men need to leave hot lezzies alone! Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Kerryn: twitter.com/KFreehams Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US BEING FUNNY... LIVE: Wednesday, October 28th @ 9pm The Comedienne Project at The Standing Room 4738 Vernon Blvd Long Island City P. 718.433.4970 Use code SEX for $5 tix! standingroomlic.com/event.cfm?cart&…TimingID=415783 Friday, October 30th @ 9pm NACHO BITCHES (Blair's Bday/Halloween Edition!) 241 East 24th St. (bet 2nd & 3rd Ave) P. 212.696.5233 Use code NACHO for $10 tix! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/nacho-b…oween-edition/ Thursday, November 5th @ 8:30PM {LOS ANGELES, CA!} "Guys We Fucked and Friends!" at The Comedy Story in Hollywood! This show is going to be the best night ever. Get your tickets in advance, they're only $10! http://hollywood.thecomedystore.com/event.cfm?id=419818&cart Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, #fuckers, they done did it -- KRYSTYNA & STEPHEN HAD THEIR FIRST THREESOME (as a couple, 'cause y'all know Krystyna already tapped two male models at the same damn time)!! Listen and learn as K-Hutch walks us through her pre, present, and post-threesome process (blinds are involved, who knew?). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome comic, smarty pants, tall man, classically trained pianist, goddamn gentleman and umm huge #GuysWeFucked fan -- OWEN BENJAMIN to talk regrettable things said during lovers' spats, the logistics of sex with a short person when you're a tall person, things really worth masturbating to (probably not what you expected), and the rude questions people ask you when you're engaged to Christina Ricci. We're gonna be honest, this one gets pretty existential. PLUS: Corinne's impromptu PSA on why we shouldn't fake orgasms. Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Visit Owen's website (and see him live!): http://www.owenbenjamin.com/ Tweet Owen: twitter.com/OwenBenjamin Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US BEING FUNNY... LIVE: Thursday, October 22nd @ 7:30PM - Come to GLAMOURPUSS! hosted by Krystyna and previous GWF guest, Wendi Starling, at Zinc Jazz Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door ITS GON' BE GOOD Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does Corinne remember her birthday party? Are you a bad friend if you can't find the right words after your gal pal gets molested? Do you want your dick owned? These questions and more are answered on this week's very special episode of #GuysWeFucked featuring Corinne's roommate/actor/fellow alpha female/Pinkerton's mom -- KRISTIN FRIEDLANDER! Kristin and the girls of Sorry About Last Night discuss roommate sex etiquette, the pros and cons of past gentlemen callers, the devastation of getting dumped for the first time, being the aggressor, how Cymbalta dries the puss, and what to do when that D is just 2 B. PLUS: Corinne & Krystyna reveal one of their dirtiest shared secrets. This episode is sponsored by www.poprageous.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a, let's say, tumultuous interview with a guy she fucked, Corinne is back this week to assure everyone that she's definitely not in love. Meanwhile, Krystyna can't seem to get enough love and has her iCalendar marked for a threeway with Stephen and a cool chick. This week's guest is a pistol! A firecracker! A lawyer? Yup, that's right, on today's episode of Guys We Fucked, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome [DR.] RON KUBY [ESQ.], New York's leading legal authority on bare breasts and public non-sexual nudity. The three fight for control of the mic at times, but all come together in the end for the cause -- THE TITTIES! PLUS: How to date guys when the baggage you're bringing to the table is filled with poop. This episode is sponsored by www.poprageous.com ! Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh Follow RON on Twitter: twitter.com/DoingTime E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US: Saturday, October 3rd Corinne's 30th Bday Party 10% of all drink proceeds go to Sylvia's Place, a homeless shelter prioritizing gay & transgender youth http://www.mccnycharities.org/hys.html The Grayson 16 1st Ave (@ 1st St.) 21+ Thursday, October 22nd @ 7:30PM - Come to Glamourpuss hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling at Zinc Jazz Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door glamourpuss4.brownpapertickets.com Wednesday, October 28th @ 9pm The Comedienne Project at The Standing Room 4738 Vernon Blvd Long Island City P. 718.433.4970 Use code SEX for $5 tix! http://standingroomlic.com/event.cfm?cart&showTimingID=415783 Friday, October 30th @ 9pm NACHO BITCHES (Blair's Bday/Halloween Edition!) 241 East 24th St. (bet 2nd & 3rd Ave) P. 212.696.5233 Use code NACHO for $10 tix! http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/nacho-bitches-halloween-edition/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, a girl and a guy walk into a sex club...and their names are Krystyna & Stephen! Today you'll hear what it's like to fuck your boyfriend in a swingers club in Atlantic City, NJ (Krystyna) and the events that lead to losing your enema and poppers virginity in the course of a week (Corinne). On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night...return to their roots by interviewing a guy one of them fucked. When C&K sit down with writer, comedian, Last Comic Standing alum, and that guy Corinne went to the two sex clubs in one weekend with, HARRISON GREENBAUM, emotions are already running high and things only get more tense as time progresses. Have you ever loved someone so deeply but not been in love with them? This episode dissects that relationship one awkward-as-fuck moment at a time. Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh Go on Harrison's website, you guys: http://www.harrisongreenbaum.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Tweet Harrison: twitter.com/HarrisonComedy Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US DO COMEDY!: FRI 9/25 @ 9:15PM - Nacho Bitches - Corinne B-Day Edition Use code NACHO for $10 tix! http://newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id=413648&_ga=1.211785878.221693432.1405380318 TUES 9/29 @ 7:30PM - Glamourpuss hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling at Zinc Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door : glamourpuss3.brownpapertickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! Holy shit, #fuckers...thank you so much for making #GuysWeFucked the MOST LISTENED TO COMEDY PODCAST THIS WEEK -- we are incredibly honored and delighted!! On today's episode, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (together known as the comedy duo 'Sorry About Last Night...') sit down with comedian, writer, creator of RISK!, and member of The State, KEVIN ALLISON, for some of the show's most wild sex stories to date. From Kink Camp to prostitution to skull-fucking to pee-smuggling, there's not a lot of things (or people) Kevin hasn't done. We explore his obsession with Asians, his thoughts on monogamy, what poppers really do to your pooper, and how to deduce if the guy cleaning your house is also DTF. PLUS: How to go about outing someone as a sexual predator. Listen to Kevin's Podcast, RISK! http://risk-show.com Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Tweet Kevin: twitter.com/TheKevinAllison Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US DO COMEDY!: WED 9/23 @ 9PM - The Comedienne Project at The Standing Room in Long Island City (7 train to Vernon-Jackson)featuring Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson Use code SEX for $5 tix! http://standingroomlic.com/event.cfm?id=412634&cart FRI 9/25 @ 9:15PM - Nacho Bitches - Corinne B-Day Edition Use code NACHO for $10 tix! http://newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id=413648&_ga=1.211785878.221693432.1405380318 TUES 9/29 @ 7:30PM - Glamourpuss hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling at Zinc Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door - glamourpuss3.brownpapertickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Corinne and Krystyna truly lived what R. Kelly must've meant when he sang, "It's the freaking weekend baby/I'm about to have me some fun". Krystyna and her boo, Stephen, took a Swingers 101 course at a sex club all too familiar to Corinne while she was busy putting her vagina first (as was taught in last week's episode). In fucker land, an older, wiser gayer butterfly gives advice to a young gay caterpillar and C&K give a young gal a pep talk about her pussy. This week, the women of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian JESSICA KIRSON to talk about how molestation can really put a damper on your fat camp experience, what a good sister does post "date" rape, compromise in a relationship, growing up with a therapist for a mom, anger, keeping things fresh with her wife and that dumb cunt Kim Davis. Visit Jessica's website and for the love of all that is funny, go see her live: http://jessicakirson.com/ Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: http://tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Tweet Jessica: twitter.com/JessicaKirson Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US DO COMEDY!: WED 9/23 @ 9PM - The Comedienne Project at The Standing Room in Long Island City standingroomlic.com FRI 9/25 @ 9:15PM - Nacho Bitches - Corinne B-Day Edition (use code NACHO of $10 tix) newyorkcomedyclub.com TUES 9/29 @ 7:30PM - Glamourpuss hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling at Zinc Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door - glamourpuss3.brownpapertickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Krystyna's pussy got eaten out ever so gently, Corinne's is now gettin' a daily dose of cran, and spirits are high in the Guys We Fucked studio! The Sorry About Last Night inbox was filled to the brim with gems this week, but the girls decided to dip into some info about PAPs and reply to a listener who puts the "fuck" in LA Fitness (qué?). Today, C&K welcome educator, storyteller, comic, bi-sexual, Latina, and daughter of an abortionist -- JENICE MATIAS. At age 62, Jenice is the oldest GWF guest to date, but based off her sex drive (or presence) you'd have no effin' clue. The three talk Sexual Revolution, the lack of sexual education (or any education) for minorities in 1960s NYC, what it's like to be part of the hottest underground abortion scene in town, the joys of masturbation, and the power of the mutha fuckin' pussy. We don't wanna get you too excited, but this episode might just change your life... Visit Jenice's website: http://www.jenicematias.biz/ Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/pl…&utm_medium=open E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Stand-up shows you should come to!: WED 9/23 @ 9PM - The Comedienne Project at The Standing Room in Long Island City http://standingroomlic.com FRI 9/25 @ 9:15PM - Nacho Bitches - Corinne B-Day Edition (use code NACHO of $10 tix) http://newyorkcomedyclub.com TUES 9/29 @ 7:30PM - Glamourpuss hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling at Zinc Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door - *ticket link coming soon* Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sex, pussy, jizz, 69, anal. We wanted you to get your fill up top because today's episode, well, dodges the topic at hand a bit... After a fuck funk, Krystyna gets herself back in the game with a spur-of-the-moment BJ that blows Stephen's mind, meanwhile Corinne tries a vibrator yet again and still fucking hates it (sometimes the least sensitive girls have the most sensitive clits, ya know?). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night... welcome their good friend, comic LANCE WEISS, who talks about his dad's transition into 'Victoria', the guilt a super religious upbringing can breed, and continually avoids the girls' questions about anything below his belt (in all fairness, he did warn us). To round out the episode, Lance and Corinne bond over their Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). PLUS: The ebb and flow of a long-term sexual relationship and what to do when ya got a small dick. Just google Lance Weiss to find him (his words, not ours) NACHO BITCHES with special guest KEVIN MEANEY Fri, Aug 28th New York Comedy Club 9:15pm CODE: NACHO for $10 tix TICKET LINK: newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/event.cfm…405380318 Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/pl…&utm_medium=open E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All good things must come to an end... Oh no, don't worry, we're not talking about the podcast, we're talking about Corinne's Summer of Celibacy! Meanwhile, a #fucker needs advice after her first foray into the world of blackout sex. This week, the chicks of Sorry About Last Night sit down (and try not to slide off their seats) with comic/writer/perv/former super small apartment inhabitant SETH HERZOG to talk fecal etiquette, electricity-free fucking, and how to have a three-way in a lofted twin bed. PLUS: Why Seth doesn't feel the need to manscape and his pitch for a new rooftop sex business. SERIOUS NOTE: Hey, America! Could you be a doll and stop slaughtering transgender women of color? Thnx. THE COMEDIENNE PROJECT @ NYC Fringe Fest Sat 8/22 @ 8:45pm Thurs 8/27 @ 6:30pm Under St. Mark's Theater - 94 St. Mark's Place $18 http://www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom NACHO BITCHES with special guest KEVIN MEANEY Fri, Aug 28th New York Comedy Club 9:15pm CODE: NACHO for $10 tix TICKET LINK: http://newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id=410230&_ga=1.6304049.221693432.1405380318 Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/pl%E2%80%A6&utm_medium=open Follow SETH on Twitter: @TheZog E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.