
Desert Island Dicks
The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!
Latest episodes

Dec 3, 2024 • 46min
DARREN HARRIOT
Comedian Darren Harriot joins Harriet to share... well, everything! Nothing is off limits as Darren guides us through his choices as he discusses circumcision, why he doesn't drink water and why he'll never watch Chris Rock again...
We are now on Patreon! And have an early bird offer for the first 150 subscribers. For just £3.50 - price of a coffee (if you live outside London) you'll get early access to episodes, completely ad-free listening and bonus episodes. PLUS submit your own choices for the desert island. Get it here NOW: https://www.patreon.com/c/user/membership?u=24332430

Nov 26, 2024 • 50min
ANDREW MAXWELL
Comedian Andrew Maxwell joins Harriet to choose who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Trigger warning: if you're a big fan of The Beatles, approach with caution!
We're now on Patreon! And so if you want more from Desert Island Dicks head over there for early access, ad free listening and bonus episodes - find us here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430

Nov 22, 2024 • 38min
OLD DICKS: MELVIN ODOOM
Old Dicks! This week we're dusting off this excellent episode of the podcast with Melvin Odoom. He's currently surviving the jungle but listen to who he chose as the worst people to be stuck with when we put him on a desert island!
We're now on Patreon and so if you want to listen to Desert Island Dicks completely ad-free, you can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user/membership?u=24332430

Nov 19, 2024 • 44min
ZOE LYONS
Hilarious episode for you this week, Harriet is joined by one of her comedy heroes - Zoe Lyons! This episode is excellent - as are Zoe's choices....
We now have a Desert Island Dicks Patreon - where you can get episodes a day early, completely ad-free PLUS bonus episodes. Get it all here for the price of a pint: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430

Nov 12, 2024 • 42min
KERRY GODLIMAN
Actor, comedian and Task Master champion Kerry Godliman joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island!
We're now on Patreon! And so if you want more from Desert Island Dicks head over there for early access, ad free listening and bonus episodes - find us here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430

Nov 11, 2024 • 38min
ANNOUNCEMENT: Harriet Kemsley is our new host!
Very excited to announce that the new host of Desert Island Dicks is the brilliant Harriet Kemsley! Her first episode is out tomorrow with Kerry Godliman. To whet your whistle, here's Harriet's episode she recorded with Dan back in 2022!
Make sure you've followed so you don't miss an episode and we'll see you tomorrow.

Nov 1, 2024 • 44min
QUINNY
An absolute pleasure, nay, a privilege to have Scottish musician and songwriter Quinny on the podcast! His Album Outter Monologue is out NOW go and listen to it immediately.
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Oct 21, 2024 • 49min
ZACK SIGNORE
ANOTHER ONE! Serving another episode for your listening pleasure before our new host takes over in a couple of weeks. This one we recorded a while ago with the brilliant Zack Signore!
Enjoy!
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Oct 8, 2024 • 44min
DAN TIERNAN
The incredibly talented Dan Tiernan joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island!
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Sep 24, 2024 • 37min
PADDY YOUNG
Today on the podcast we’re joined by the hilarious Paddy Young. Paddy is excellent and I urge you to go and follow him on Instagram - the videos on there are brilliant and you can be the first to find out what he’s up to.
Also, we’re one week closer to our new host joining. Have you guessed who it is yet?
We would also love to hear from you. Get in touch @dickspod on Instagram and X or dickspod.com/contact and let us know who and what you’d hate to be stuck with on a desert island.
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