
Desert Island Dicks
The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!
Latest episodes

Feb 11, 2025 • 44min
STUART GOLDSMITH
The comedian's comedian himself Stuart Goldsmith joins Harriet to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island...

Feb 4, 2025 • 49min
HEIDI REGAN
Comedian Heidi Regan joins Harriet to share who and what she would hate to be stuck with on a desert island....

Jan 28, 2025 • 46min
SEAN MCLOUGHLIN
Comedian Sean McLoughlin joins Harriet to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island...

Jan 21, 2025 • 40min
JACOB HAWLEY
Comedian, podcaster and complete rotter Jacob Hawley returns to the podcast with a completely new bag of dicks!
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Jan 14, 2025 • 40min
BELLA HULL
The hilariously funny Bella Hull joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island...
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Jan 7, 2025 • 58min
SUZI RUFFELL
Happy New Year! The brilliant Suzi Ruffell joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island!
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Dec 31, 2024 • 59min
JAKE LAMBERT
One of the nicest people to join us on the podcast! Comedian Jake Lambert chooses the people and things he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island...

Dec 17, 2024 • 48min
HARRY HILL
Well would you look at that! That man Harry Hill is on the podcast. Harry joins Harriet to share who and what he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island...
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Dec 13, 2024 • 42min
TOM KERRIDGE - OLD DICKS
At a time where food is very much at the forefront of our
minds, we’re republishing this episode of the podcast with Michelin star chef and all around lovely man, Tom Kerridge. Fun fact – Tom is the only guest to have appeared on Desert Island Dicks and Desert Island Discs!
Recorded with Dan Benedictus back in 2021 - here’s Desert
Island Dicks with Tom Kerridge.

Dec 10, 2024 • 38min
ALEXANDRA HADDOW
Comedian Alexandra Haddow joins Harriet this week! Alexandra returns to the podcast with a whole load of new choices for the desert island!
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